Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

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SpiderBitch powiedział(a):
I like how awkward and uncomfortable they are even in their marketing statement. Just say you have high fibre recipes for good digestion for the summer party period including pride and leave it at that, you dont have to actually use a term referring to cleaning out your anus.

Plus non-buttsexhavers can like having good digestion too. This is like advertising the meals as anti-skidmark/anti-constipation instead of the generic 'good digestion' or whatever label usually used for normal people.
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Pride and the idea that some things should be kept private aren't exactly two concepts that go together often. They probably see the uncomfortableness of it as a positive.
 
It'd be just as fucking foul if they were doing the same advert aimed at straight people who do pegging. It's yet another creepy pushing of boundaries and privacy using gays as a shield so they can cry homophobia when anyone points out how fucked it is. Another reason normie gays are sick of Pride stuff.
 
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I just want to watch some cartoons.
 
So fucking dumb. A high insoluble fiber meal is going to make you more bloaty actually. And idk if every other gay has IBS or gut parasites or what but you shouldn't be so off from your food that it impacts your night. Fucking nuts.
 
Potato Burrito powiedział(a):
Really weird how abruptly all the rainbow washing stopped. I don't think it's just Trump, i
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It's not because of Trump. The pride month protests at schools in 2023 was a sign that the end is coming. The same year the Bud Light disaster happened. Target also faced a huge backlash because of their tuck friendly bathing suits for "trans" children and partnering with a satanist (!) tranny in 2024. The truth is that trannygay bootlicking in society had reached it's peak and the downfall was bound to happen.

Trump is only accelerating the decline.
 
𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 powiedział(a):
As a normie lesbian fuck corporate pride

I'm sure the Honduran or bangladeshi woman paid 10 cents to sew your rainbow shirt absolutely loves da gays and thinks it's the most important human rights issue facing the world today
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I don't think there are any lesbians at Pride now, except the lesbian pooners who now think they're straight men. The paedos and gimps called them all TERFs and chased them away for being exclusively into adults of the same sex.
 
Namekian George Floyd powiedział(a):
Aren't all of these meal prep companies total scams that trick you with like a month or 2 of cheap meals without mentioning that afterwards they're going to start charging you up the ass and you can't cancel?
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I know from experience that's what a lot of the VPNs that advertise via YouTubers do. The only scam I know of from HelloFresh was that after your free trial ends they start sending you absolute garbage quality ingredients.

My friend had it for a while and had to cancel because they kept delivering food that was literally rotting when it arrived.
Fishnumm powiedział(a):
who are these ads even for? fags know they have to like prep for it are fag hags so attracted to gay men that they wanna do the bottom diet too?
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They're for us so we get mad and post about it on social media then the fags clap back to say this is actually heckin based and we're the real snowflakes if you wanna know the troof about it.

All the while HelloFresh is laughing their way to the bank from the 3 new customers they gained.
AbsurdumRideo powiedział(a):
I’d rather have the Zucc than Elon on here tbh , dude at least knows Star Wars and Smoking Meats
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Zucc doesn't drink coffee because he prefers to "rawdog life" so Null wouldn't tolerate his presence.
 
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