💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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Well that's depressing.
If it makes you feel any better it has had minimal effect on quality of life for him. Lesser men when confronted with the reality that they are a morbidly obese, near vegetable hated by all would find themselves miserable and looking forward to death. Not Jack though, his life is going great, he gets to eat plenty of food, Tammy does more for him now than ever, he's got a cool comfy chair that he can drive around like a little car instead of using his stupid legs..

If Jack had a Genie's lamp his three wishes would be for to be known by all, to be loved by all(meaning people throw him money) and to be immortal or something. I'm sure he'd prefer to be functional and healthy than be a cripple but it doesn't seem to register high on his list of concerns at any given moment
 
Well that's depressing.
It sounds depressing if we were talking about a normal human, but because Fatty is such a belligerent piece of shit, it's fitting and he's only gotten worse and lazier. Find the beginning of 2024 in this thread and start reading about his carnivore larp arc and the lie about the mashed potatoes at a restaurant being a huge pile of BUDDUR.

edit: Here you go, have fun lol

Fatty pretending mashed potatoes are BUDDUR

Carnivore chuck roast and cheese lunches
 
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Well that's depressing.
Not really. Sure it could be depressing if Fatty was a nice guy or a functional member of society or even his community but he's a seething cauldron of hate, faux Christianity, suppressed homosexuality and pulpork.

Honestly the fact that he's had this many strokes and hasn't done anything about it shows what a revolting human being he truly is.
 
All while constantly bitching about his doctors, healthcare, and everything that's managed to keep his stupid ass alive.
Not to mention that when he was in the care facility after the last stroke that nearly killed him, he bellowed nearly constantly that they weren't feeding him the masses of grease and garbage he was used to for his daily meals, until they finally started bringing him 9-egg breakfasts just to shut him up.
 
Not to mention that when he was in the care facility after the last stroke that nearly killed him, he bellowed nearly constantly that they weren't feeding him the masses of grease and garbage he was used to for his daily meals, until they finally started bringing him 9-egg breakfasts just to shut him up.
And even then he was still trying(and failing) to hide food in the photos claiming he was being starved, while Tammy was bringing him fast food fried chicken and shit.
 
And even then he was still trying(and failing) to hide food in the photos claiming he was being starved, while Tammy was bringing him fast food fried chicken and shit.
Taking him out almost daily to the movies as well, and strapping on a feedbag of oiled popcorn onto his paralyzed maw.
 
Don't forget that Jack is lidurally full of shit. Nobody outside Wisconsin but Jersh can eat that much cheese and still be regular.

Right? The only thing regular about Jack's bowels are the bouts of salmonella, and they still leave him terminally full of shit. After Jack burns down the budget crematorium, his only remains/legacy will be a hopper full of carbonized stools, the bones of cats and babies that had disappeared in various Walmart aisles, and a TV remote that had disappeared up his ass.
 
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"what's up food jacks,-"
fuck you

"the cuckoo with jack show..."

1:35 "live mas" nigger can't even pronounce it right. even the whitest white boy can pronounce it. bet money you get mild sauce.

2:03 CAWFEE BAD FOR YOU TOO

and the abrupt cut to black.

jack nobody gives a fuck. you're just reading headlines. i hate you.
 
"what's up food jacks,-"
fuck you

"the cuckoo with jack show..."

1:35 "live mas" nigger can't even pronounce it right. even the whitest white boy can pronounce it. bet money you get mild sauce.

2:03 CAWFEE BAD FOR YOU TOO

and the abrupt cut to black.

jack nobody gives a fuck. you're just reading headlines. i hate you.

I'll give this to Jack, at least he can keep the same amount of content but a tenth of length as a Quartering upload.
 
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Not to phonebook you but I've been a great admirer of your documentaries over the years.
Uhmmm... thanks? But I think you have me confused with somebody else. I have zero documentaries, videos or anything to my name there. I literally don't have a social media footprint at all.

If Facebook, Youtube or anybody wants my personal information they need to pay me for it.

Rob's covered, then.
Rob is a Chad.
 
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