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#mykicks.
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Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!
 
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The funny thing is, if you have an ounce of culinary skill, you can take the exact same ingredients and make a truly delicious albeit very old-fashioned dessert, posset.
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But that involves actual technique and the ability to follow instructions.

Drunk Aunt Sandy is just, "mix this with vodka" and hope for the best.

This was really predictable and I could have told you this. A novelty drink when I was in college, the sort of thing you'd drink on a dare, was called the Brain Hemorrhage. Fill a glass with Midori, pour Bailey's on top, then drop in a shot of grenadine.
Or a cement mixer which is truly vile.

Take a shot of Bailey's and keep it your mouth then bite and suck on a lime then shake your head back and forth. It curdles the cream in an unpleasant way.

I always enjoyed her tablescapes, the implication being you should buy processed, packaged food for your dinner party, and then spend $300 at Home Goods on tacky crap to clutter up the dinner table. That'll keep 'em coming back.
I always said she'd do much better as an interior designer than a cook.

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!
We know Jr is so maybe Fatty is trying to be cool and hip with the kids?
 
If he loses a leg to the beetus, will he count that as weight loss?
The carnivoar diet is going great guys, I've lost over 50 pounds in the last six months! Just do as I did and eat nothing by meat, shreddy cheese, and shurgur, and cut your limbs off, and we'll put all that Gahd damn librul doctors out of business.
 
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And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

Exactly what I thought would be the case, first, because giving false prices on things is fucking illegal, and second, any dumbass, even one who thinks being a restauranteur is a good idea, knows that giving a 3% discount for using cash looks a lot better than a 3% penalty for using a card, despite being the exact same thing.
 

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .
Can't even be bothered to wipe the grease off the front facing camera. won't shut up about the other restaurant while in there.
Hasn't tasted black pepper in years? what the fuck? "Still in my mouth blowin up"... fucking faggot
Hmm... are those carnivore mashed potatos on your fork Fatty?
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Still can't use a fork like a normal human being
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The rib eye didn't have the "outer section it normally has" it's amazing how all he claims to consume is meat, has eaten more meat over the past decade than most eat in their lives, and he still doesn't know a damned thing about it. But somehow he can taste it wasn't a ribeye.
"Didn't have a bone, which always bothers me" just gotta have that bone... fucking faggot
"could have been seasoned better, it was seasoned perfect" make up your fucking mind?
Best steak wars steak he's had for steak wars is a porterhouse that's more expensive than the ribeye he's been ordering.

He also said it was weird that the manager didn't talk to him personally and left the waiter to deal with it.. yeah because the manager probably identified your stupid ass as being trouble and decided it wouldn't be worth talking to you.
 
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