I give this stupid diet a week, tops. Carnivore pizza? As predicted, Jack is just going to use his new meal plan to inhale more processed meat and cheese like a commercial hog with food aggression issues.
wtf is this Fatty just rattling off his list of problems? He thinks he's going to somehow "reactivate" a paralyzed vocal chord? And of course this still begs the question... why wait a year to even pretend to do anything? Rob in the comments of course calling out the "honesty" while Fatty lies in the video about being able to walk with a cane, he can barely stand with a cane, he still won't admit to the damn scooter?
He’s still “practicing” (Jack’s words, not mine)
>He ate 2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast.
Why would you hard boil eggs for breakfast? It takes like, a minute to pan fry or scramble 'em. Its not like, awful, but it is just weird.
1/1/24 Weight 278.6 BP 144/80 Sugar 163. Somehow I doubt Jack is 278 pounds, unless he is very short. The carnivore pizza is probably just going to be meat and cheese, the processed junk Jack normally eats.
This is incredible. When he says "As you guys know, I have had strokes" at the 16 second mark the background noise sounds like there is a studio audience laughing at him. Talk about serendipity !
We saw how the little bitch squealed his head off when they gave him two eggs at the home. He swallowed a minimum of six, probably craning his head back like a snake paralyzed down half its throat.
See also:This is incredible. When he says "As you guys know, I have had strokes" at the 16 second mark the background noise sounds like there is a studio audience laughing at him. Talk about serendipity !
I heard "I had hard boiled eggs this morning" not "2 hard boiled eggs" . That means he had somewhere between 6 to 10 hard boiled eggs being the disgusting ogre he is with no sense of portion control .
Now what did he eat for lunch and dinner? If he truly ate that for breakfast, then he either gorged himself later in the day or he's lying.
Shugar bad, cheese gud, JUICY MEATS gud. How is this "carnivore diet" any different from his old habits?
Does he just have those eggs on his sofa?
They're clearly on some kind of a mat (on a sofa). He's not a savage, you know.
Nice job peeling them, ya gimpy tard.