Celebrities Who Aren't Supposed to be Close Relatives but Obviously Are - Faceclocking Hall of Fame

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Yeah, and most of the time they do wonderful things for the trans community by confusing masculine females with trannies.
My connected family eats your connected family for breakfast and shits it out, you doomed fucking faggot.
No, you aren't. Not while I can see it, anyway.
You, too, are also doomed beyond description.
Only a Jew could stan Ron Jeremy.
Holy fuck learn how to merge your posts
I have no idea who the one above is, but he not only kinda looks like Welles and Fraser, he also looks like my old friend John Christopher Madden from Southie. Like, a lot.
That's Null, the sole administrator of this forum and notorious internet cyber-celebrity. You played right into the eugenical oligarchy's hands by posting on this honeypot forum. Enjoy prison, faceblind child.
 
Gandalf The Grey
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and
Gandalf The White
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Coincidence? - I think not.

Also, that young man Elliot Page looks an awful lot like actress Ellen Page. Only sadder and more alcoholic.

@Incandenza
Continuing with the Ignore binge until I get to just a little squad of people who aren't malicious trolls. Might take a while, considering the makeup of this site
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Ostatnio edytowane:
Holy fuck learn how to merge your posts

No.

Go fuck yourself.

I am allowed one reply per account that replies.

I do not need to merge my distinct replies.

Well? What are you waiting for? Did you?

Oh, right.

You're never NOT fucking yourself.

That's Null, the sole administrator of this forum and notorious internet cyber-celebrity. You played right into the eugenical oligarchy's hands by posting on this honeypot forum. Enjoy prison, faceblind child.

Even if it werrrrrrre Null, whose existence I only learned about this week, and who already smells like a Cabal discourse-manager or whatever...why would I care?

Again, I am the exact opposite of faceblind.

I am literally the Faceclocking GOAT.

Any honest, non-faceblind person sees it.

YOU ALSO SEE IT, duh. You're just lying.

For some strange reason, you and some other trolls here feel compelled to attempt to discredit me despite the absurdly-obvious accuracy of my faceclocking. Do you shitheads actually not realize that other people have eyeballs that can't be lied to? The onnnnnnnnnly thing you dumb cunts are accomplishing, is OUTING YOURSELVES AS EVIL SICKO PERVERT TRAITOR LOSERS WHO ARE MOST CERTAINLY ON THE LAST LIST ANYONE WOULD EVERRRRRR WANT THEIR NAME ON. Literally, that's the ONLY signal you're sending, NOT the signal you wanted to send.

If your big evil club could've significantly harmed me, I already would've been imprisoned and/or dead decades ago. I am basically invincible. Wanna fucking see, motherfucker? You're cordially invited to come experience it yourself in person.
 
Good post :lol:. My picks would be:

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I've thought this for a while, they both have that same youthful innocent glow, but Dream has distinctly bug-like eyes resembling a different phenotype. B-

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Do they have the same syndrome? It's uncanny. A+
 
No.

Go fuck yourself.

I am allowed one reply per account that replies.

I do not need to merge my distinct replies.

Well? What are you waiting for? Did you?

Oh, right.

You're never NOT fucking yourself.



Even if it werrrrrrre Null, whose existence I only learned about this week, and who already smells like a Cabal discourse-manager or whatever...why would I care?

Again, I am the exact opposite of faceblind.

I am literally the Faceclocking GOAT.

Any honest, non-faceblind person sees it.

YOU ALSO SEE IT, duh. You're just lying.

For some strange reason, you and some other trolls here feel compelled to attempt to discredit me despite the absurdly-obvious accuracy of my faceclocking. Do you shitheads actually not realize that other people have eyeballs that can't be lied to? The onnnnnnnnnly thing you dumb cunts are accomplishing, is OUTING YOURSELVES AS EVIL SICKO PERVERT TRAITOR LOSERS WHO ARE MOST CERTAINLY ON THE LAST LIST ANYONE WOULD EVERRRRRR WANT THEIR NAME ON. Literally, that's the ONLY signal you're sending, NOT the signal you wanted to send.

If your big evil club could've significantly harmed me, I already would've been imprisoned and/or dead decades ago. I am basically invincible. Wanna fucking see, motherfucker? You're cordially invited to come experience it yourself in person.

I suppose I should alert Null, then.

@Null If that is you in the photo above, then you might VERY LITERALLY be the biological son or biological nephew, or maybe...well, no, that's it, it's gotta be one or the other, even a 1st cousin wouldn't look so similar...you're probably the biological son or nephew of my old friend from Southie, John Christopher Madden, who once lived on Story Street. Lemme find a pic to show you...

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I have no idea who the ugly shitbag on the left is, but John Madden is on the right. The resemblance isn't actually super-strong in this photo, but half of his siblings look JUUUUUUUST like you, more than even he does. More of a moonface, like yours. There are better-matching pics than this somewhere in storage, this is just to give you a rough idea.

Here's a comparison of you and him:

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I meannnnn...

You tell me.
 
A new hand touches the b̶e̶a̶c̶o̶n̶ schizo pills
 
Another nobody ever mentioned, until me.

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A+, because children aren't clones of their parents, they're hybrids, although it's verrrrrry close to a clone-like resemblance here.
The guy on the right just unlocked a memory of an old ChipCheezum video as he was featured in it:

Man I miss that time on YouTube.
 
Autism and face blindness run together. OP i think what you’re experiencing is a kind of minor face blindness where you’re able to see similarities in facial structure, but not the level of ‘wholeness’ that lets you distinguish individuals easily. So you’re seeing patterns that are there but do t have the full ability to see
You might find it interesting to look up the major axes of facial development and the way they create a kind of ‘look’ for people.
People also look very different depending on ancestry . A celebrity example would be Matt Damon. He’s very very clearly got some Finn in there somewhere. Classic square cat eyes, short midface and a nose that’s very common (but not universal) in Scandinavians. Lots of bongs have that nose too. You look at him and think ‘Finn.’
I’m a geneticist by trade and I find human facial variation endlessly fascinating both in the norm and in abnormality. The old school geneticists can pick out a funny looking kid and give you a few likely diagnoses from their face alone. Not just the easy ones like Down syndrome but the odd rarer ones. Nowadays we have apps that can do the same.
 
Autism and face blindness run together. OP i think what you’re experiencing is a kind of minor face blindness where you’re able to see similarities in facial structure, but not the level of ‘wholeness’ that lets you distinguish individuals easily. So you’re seeing patterns that are there but do t have the full ability to see
You might find it interesting to look up the major axes of facial development and the way they create a kind of ‘look’ for people.
People also look very different depending on ancestry . A celebrity example would be Matt Damon. He’s very very clearly got some Finn in there somewhere. Classic square cat eyes, short midface and a nose that’s very common (but not universal) in Scandinavians. Lots of bongs have that nose too. You look at him and think ‘Finn.’
I’m a geneticist by trade and I find human facial variation endlessly fascinating both in the norm and in abnormality. The old school geneticists can pick out a funny looking kid and give you a few likely diagnoses from their face alone. Not just the easy ones like Down syndrome but the odd rarer ones. Nowadays we have apps that can do the same.
That's really cool that you got a job as a professional racist
 
That's really cool that you got a job as a professional racist
Someone’s gotta do it.
You can pretty much look at a lot of people and see where they’re from. And not just at a country level - As in, what town they’re from in some places. Just like a Nottingham accent is different from a Derby one.
It’s not that ‘all Irish look the same’ but there are certain phenotypes that are very Irish. We’ve talked about it on some of the threads in here. Some people just look Scottish, or Welsh, or from Bethesda (iykyk.)
 
Autism and face blindness run together. OP i think what you’re experiencing is a kind of minor face blindness where you’re able to see similarities in facial structure, but not the level of ‘wholeness’ that lets you distinguish individuals easily. So you’re seeing patterns that are there but do t have the full ability to see
You might find it interesting to look up the major axes of facial development and the way they create a kind of ‘look’ for people.
People also look very different depending on ancestry . A celebrity example would be Matt Damon. He’s very very clearly got some Finn in there somewhere. Classic square cat eyes, short midface and a nose that’s very common (but not universal) in Scandinavians. Lots of bongs have that nose too. You look at him and think ‘Finn.’
I’m a geneticist by trade and I find human facial variation endlessly fascinating both in the norm and in abnormality. The old school geneticists can pick out a funny looking kid and give you a few likely diagnoses from their face alone. Not just the easy ones like Down syndrome but the odd rarer ones. Nowadays we have apps that can do the same.

I wasn't born yesterday.

And I'm not actually autistic.

You are never going to fool me, cunt.

You are a doomed gaslighting piece of shit.

Enjoy the brief remainder of your pathetic life.
 
And I'm not actually autistic.
Well I’d be going for more schizophrenic myself, lad, but you do you. I will try to enjoy the rest of my brief doomed existence.
Indulge me one more actually two more questions:
1 How’s your ability to navigate if I might ask? Can you read maps and find your way through a city without a phone or stuff guiding you?
2; have you ever questioned your gender identity?
 
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