Celebrities Who Aren't Supposed to be Close Relatives but Obviously Are - Faceclocking Hall of Fame

[Incandenza]

Op are you familiar with the transvestigators

Yeah, and most of the time they do wonderful things for the trans community by confusing masculine females with trannies. This is not the thread for that. Fuck off.

 

[Incandenza]

Which family is that, the one i pretend is my family, or my actual, rich and well connected family I'm a secret bastard of?
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My connected family eats your connected family for breakfast and shits it out, you doomed fucking faggot. You have no idea who I am yet. YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT, EVIL SHITSTAIN. Ignoring you...NOWWWW. Seeing you later, though. On the absolute worst fucking day of your pathetic fucking life.

 

[Incandenza]

I'm investing in this thread

No, you aren't. Not while I can see it, anyway.

BYE!

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

So what you're saying is

Barrack Obama who used to live in Indonesia
is related to his look-alike, Ilham Anas whose Indonesian?!

 

[Bonesjones]

No, you worthless fucking loser, it's WAYYYYYYYYY beyond that. I did not start this thread so that shitheads like you can pipe up with your ignorant useless opinions. I posted PROOF, asshole. The fuck outta my sight.

You don't even know esoteric phrenology. You don't know genetic dumptrucking. I bet you don't even know sourdough genealogy. Your schizophrenic rambling are so far beneath my word salad that you will never reach my level.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

 

[Incandenza]

So what you're saying is

Barrack Obama who used to live in Indonesia
is related to his look-alike, Ilham Anas whose Indonesian?!

NOPE.

He does sometimes look like him.

But no.

Obama's real biological father is from Chicago.

He was a fairly famous singer, too.

Not great, but famous.

He was born Eugene Dixon.

And then strangely changed his name.

In 1962.

Changed his name to Gene Chandler.

The corny Duke of Earl cunt.

He and Obama dance almost exactly alike.

And once you know who Obama's real biological mother is, that fills in all the gaps between Obama's face and Gene Chandler's face. The real bio-mom ALSO changed her name to Chandler in 1962, but that was because she married a guy named Edward Chandler in Boston. She is not supposed to have known Gene Chandler. But she must've met him at least once. The year before, in 1961, she gave up a baby for adoption, a baby boy. She'd been sent to Pennsylvania to hide the pregnancy, because I guess it was a shameful pregnancy in her world for some reason. This was a woman who lived in old-school SOUTHIE, by the way. She was tended to by some mysterious Catholic organization/network which "helped" women burdened by Shameful Pregnancies.

Might not have been the only time she was basically farmed to produce offspring, either. And that "not the only time" there could contend someday for Largest Understatement Ever, if the ghoulish eugenicist overlords eggmaxxed her, since every female is born with 1-2 million eggs.



Here's a video comparing her, Obama, and Gene.

https://bitchute.com/video/jrmoRmMqITtt/

 

[Incandenza]

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I don't know who that is on the right, but GREAT CALL bringing up Orson Welles, one of the most satanically-evil fags ever. Clearrrrrrly a close relative of Jack Parsons. I also think Welles looks closely related to Del Close, the improv titan who was OVERTLY a literal Satanist...and who seems to have somehow secretly spawned half the cast members in SNL history.

 

[Adrian Dittmann]

 

[dick brain]

What?

 

[Incandenza]

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Yeah, that is verrrrrrrry compelling.

There are probably way better photos of each to use in a comparison, and/or nobody has done it JUST RIGHT, yet, to PROVE it...

(I will, shortly.)

But yep, I give that comparison an A.

The overlord class is THAT fucking depraved.

 

[Netizennameless]

Congratulations OP, you've discovered racial phenotypes.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

Imagine a train collision where one train has tankers of misunderstanding the ignore button and the other train is steam powered schitzo nigger babble.

And we can’t look away.

 

[Wiggerlicious]

 

[Klaatu]

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Holy shit you might be onto something

 

[Iron Jaguar]

"Autism: The Thread"

OP, you clearly think all niggers are identical. You're either faceblind or a time-travelling cop from 1950's Alabama.

 

[Incandenza]

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Here ya go. I tried to give you a bunch of comparisons you're unlikely to see elsewhere. It mostly looks like a legit father/son thing, or at least an uncle/nephew. That's exactly how the commie/Jew/satanic/slavemasonic/Space Jew overlord class operates, too. Secretly breeding assets around the world, to serve as our enslavers and our murderers. If I have anything to say about it, there will not be a single Maoist left on earth by this time next year. Same for transhumanists. Zero transhumanists will be allowed to exist.



I also threw together a quick but slower mini-music video version of that: https://bitchute.com/video/1fg6tOZBnpJG/

 

[Incandenza]

"Autism: The Thread"

OP, you clearly think all niggers are identical. You're either faceblind or a time-travelling cop from 1950's Alabama.

I am no longer going to substantively respond to evil gaslighting cunts like you. Just gonna put you on Ignore. You've just doomed yourself and your entire fucking family beyond your absolute worst nightmares, though, FYI.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Has anyone else noticed that the famous actor Mark Wahlberg looks an awfully lot like that Marky Mark rapper guy from the '90s?

 

[Incandenza]

Congratulations OP, you've discovered racial phenotypes.

You're going to discover that you tried to troll the last fucking person in the entire fucking world that you'd ever want to troll. Ignored. Bye. See ya later, on the worst day of your life.