07/22/17 I Am Going To Die - RESET THE CLOCK

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Welcome to being human, Spuddy. People have intrusive thoughts on a variety of topics; common ones often are about death.

Being a piece of shit that alienated yourself from decent people and any sort of legitimate support network isn't really all that tragic.
 
Guy Smiley powiedział(a):
Yeah. Honestly, I don't want Phil to commit suicide. Phil's whole story is gloriously insane and stupid, and for him to end it by slitting his wrists or hanging himself would be depressingly normal. When he dies, (and of course he will, he's right about that, we'll all die someday,) I hope that it's in a gloriously insane and stupid manner, befitting his insane and stupid life.
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I think he's ridiculous enough that one of two things is going to happen. Either he's going to try to kill himself and fail spectacularly- the rope breaks so he snaps his leg, the pills are homeopathic, etc- or he tries to FAKE kill himself and accidentally dies. Like he tries to 'cut' his wrists but trips, falls, and stabs himself through the chest.

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Optimus Prime powiedział(a):
Here's a question - if Phil actually DOES kill himself, how will anybody know?
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"Gee, Phil hasn't posted anything in a few days...can someone check the Portland o-bits?"

Guy Smiley powiedział(a):
Yeah. Honestly, I don't want Phil to commit suicide. Phil's whole story is gloriously insane and stupid, and for him to end it by slitting his wrists or hanging himself would be depressingly normal. When he dies, (and of course he will, he's right about that, we'll all die someday,) I hope that it's in a gloriously insane and stupid manner, befitting his insane and stupid life.
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He needs to die in some sort of insane Micheal Bay style explosion. Like he goes out on Kiwi patrol and his rotten feet suddenly break off and he falls into a ditch that's filled with 1,000 pounds of c4, and his flabby body sets it all off, leveling that street corner.

Angelo, you really need to stop posting at 1 in the fucking morning.
 
He should just do it and get it over with tbh
 
He should go right ahead. Suicide is lame when there's a build up. He should say nothing and maintain the element of surprise. No one will care because he's a garbage human, but then they could at least pretend to be shocked.
 
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He probably is depressed, because really who wouldn't be in his situation? The problem is that he's attached himself to the sort of people who measure value not in what they've achieved for themselves or others, but how much sympathy they can get for just existing. They invent some new lie to describe themselves - rape victim, chronic fatigue sufferer, asexual, whatever and enjoy the brief buzz they get from the resulting asspats, but then when those die down, there's nothing. It's not like having a career or a family, where the good feelings come from a legit source. It's emotional junk food.

Phil just doesn't get that. He's repeating the same shit over and over again in the hope of getting that sweet, sweet sensation of being cared about, and he just doesn't understand why it's not working. I note that he's stepped his homelessness whine up from "5+ years" to "nearly 6 years." And of course there's the guilt tripping in an attempt to force people to express affection.

TBH, he probably should be suicidal, but not for the reasons he thinks.
 
For a moment, I felt genuine concern.

Because I thought this was a post about Chris instead of spudkin.

Lemme just toss my hat in the ring and telling the potato to go bake himself.
 
AngeloTheWizard powiedział(a):
"Gee, Phil hasn't posted anything in a few days...can someone check the Portland o-bits?"
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"300lb potato found dead in East Portland, covered in incomprehensible scribbles. Police assume the markings are the `calling card` of a serial killer, as nobody would be dumb enough to pay for this shit. Please call 1-800-NO1CURR if you have any leads on the identity of the potato or killer"
 
No doubt the world will be a better place when it eventually does happen

Unless he ends up being somer manner of Eldritch horror and he's some undying avatar of filth
 
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