Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Scout Trooper]

LOOKS LIKE IRGC'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

EDIT: Probably not

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Bandar Abbas has just been hit
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I was going to post that but it happened three hours ago and nothing else has been reported by anyone. If we were hitting Iran it wouldn't be just a couple of cities and if the UAE was doing it every Iranian propaganda channel would be screaming about it. Probably more AA practice.

Kinda wondering what the CIA is for if not situations like this.

The CIA only knows how to smuggle drugs and record powerful men fucking kids.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

The CIA only knows how to smuggle drugs and record powerful men fucking kids.

I thought the second one was mostly handled by Mossad these days.

 

[Ghostse]

Shaka, when the Walls closed in

Temba, his columns thick, his ink sprayed wide

Sokath, his brown hands uncovered!

Bond, you are cleared for Mission 004: Monte Carlo
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popped a chub, ngl.

 

[Russell Coight]

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Maybe he unveils some kind of exotic technology to intimidate Xi? Like the discombobulator.

Or the bowel disruptor.

Spoiler

 

[Post Reply]

Or the bowel disruptor.

Spoiler

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That might explain why Putin's entourage bags and packs away his deuces.

 

[Hanged Man]

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This is their superpower at work. Iran's greatest asset is AI shitposting.

 

[Kalergi]

This is their superpower at work. Iran's greatest asset is AI shitposting.

They're starting to even suck at that. The AI pic looks like the oil storage facilities at Kharg Island:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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I love how they used a USN/USMC jet for their US Army attack

 

[Teshub]

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"US Army"

Do these fucks not even realize who their fighting with? Or have I missed a rather important memo?

 

[Unredacted TND]

Or they're throwing them under the bus.

They always did.

 

[Morridowfag]

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How exactly does this work? Are they trying to say the US is bombing the UAE to farm Iran reputation points to hit the level where the Strait of Hormuz is automatically opened? They fucking doing the modern warfare remix of Prince Ali Rescue to not pay the 5 GP toll on the Hormuz gate?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

They're killing Jedi?

Bibi is going to order 66 the Jewish hippies and commies. Their attempt on his life has left him disfigured and scarred.

All this talk about Iran violating the cease fire by shooting at US vessels is moot; they violated the cease fire within hours of it going into effect. Distinguishing between the IRGC and the Iranian government is nothing but cope.
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I WANT BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

To reiterate, I am Black! No Black people have been harmed. Continue bombing sand niggers, they are not Black! Like me!

 

[Big Nasty]

Wonder if the US Navy regrets never getting the Sea Apache?

 

[Post Reply]

Wonder if the US Navy regrets never getting the Sea Apache?

This Indians got them, why didn't we?

 

[penava]

To all real IRGC patriots, the Pakistanis are condemning your rightful and justified bombing of the UAE. I call on you to cut off all further negotiations, dig up the enriched uranium, and nuke Islamabad back to the stone age where it belongs.

Actually, scratch that, split it up and glass New Delhi while you're at it too. This is the only true way to strike fear into the Zionist entity, India is the Zionist entity's strongest supporter, as we all know.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

This freedom passage may indeed be a 9D chess move by Trump. Pakistan and Saudi Arabia have a defense pact, India is suffering from gas shortages badly. Pakistan looses precious izzat when Iran spergs out, Modi wants them to do the needful and let ships pass.

Iran attacking these ships may be enough to turn to world against Iran for continuing to fuck up the energy and fertilizer markets. If that’s the case, then their entire leverage against the US evaporates. I expected the world to bitch and turn on the US, not Iran. Goddamn I’m glad I was wrong.

I still don’t think Trump gets his deal without bombing more IRGC people, but if this sentiment holds, Irans leverage slips aways like sand through their fingers.

 

[Bangladeshi Kiwi Farmer]

I predict this war will end in a stalemate with the Islamic Regime severely weakened but retaining control over Iran. I'd like to see them toppled, but the Trump admin is a clownshow that's neither willing nor competent enough to actually pull it off. Iran might be thrashing around like a self-destructive retard, but the developed world nowadays is completely averse to fighting, let alone winning wars. Israel and the gulf states will be forced to sign a few gay deals, and then Trump will declare victory - without denuclearization or any of the other objectives being achieved. The pre-war status quo will return until hostilities resume again years down the line. In the meantime, diaspora Iranians will continue screeching at the high heavens and posting emotional AI slop about the monarchy's inevitable return or something. It's a depressing situation, and I'd be happy to be proven wrong.