Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[StudMccool]

And yet you exhibit signs of none of these forms.

Im a fool, this is well established. were I not I might lose my coveted 3 of 3 protection


also im reading the article and this is crazy to not make the headline



so these niggers want to attack US ships in international waters?

Ill remind the entire thread that I was the only person I saw genuinely advocating for tactical nukes and now I REALLY think we need to.

we need to fucking shit or get off the pot.

Sorry for double post

 

[Stoneheart]

How do you measure the intellect required to compose a symphony or paint a beautiful work of art? To run a perfect crossing route or to plot a perfect naval voyage? These and countless more are forms of "intelligence" the Stanford-Binet just ignores.

thats all math you nigger...

Ill remind the entire thread that I was the only person I saw genuinely advocating for tactical nukes and now I REALLY think we need to.

they just dont have good targets for that.

 

[draggs]

we need to fucking shit or get off the pot.

We need to continue our new strategy of finally using our military directly to open the Strait and daring Ahmad Vahidi to do something about it. If we're sailing through and flying over, splashing speedboats, and tankers follow, that's it for Iran's strategic options. All they have left then is random chimpouts aimed at the GCC or trying to sink our capital ships, which isn't going to work out well for them

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

We need to continue our new strategy of finally using our military directly to open the Strait and daring Ahmad Vahidi to do something about it. If we're sailing through and flying over, splashing speedboats, and tankers follow, that's it for Iran's strategic options. All they have left then is random chimpouts aimed at the GCC or trying to sink our capital ships, which isn't going to work out well for them

That being said, we should still drop some tactical nukes on them just for fun.
Maybe a few strategic ones as well.

 

[Jean des Esseintes]

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[Myrtle the Turtle]

Trump got the headlines he wanted. He looks restrained, Iran looks like they're crashing out.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Here comes the cope!

We didn't blow up six or seven speed boats, we fired on two freighters.


The Iranian government is fully informed of all IRGC activities! And even if they weren't, the Ayatollah is commander in chief anyway!

 

[draggs]

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Well at least the Pentagon finally figured out the Strait is and always was the strategic hinge. Hinges, after all those gates have more than one of em

 

[Meat Target]

As expected, the ceasefire was a waste of time that did nothing but raise gas prices a full dollar.

Now that we've rediscovered for the 1,488th time that diaperheads are retards who cannot be reasoned with, can we get Bridge Day and get this shitshow overwith?

 

[Chuckwagon]

We have a name for one of the civilian vessels which successfully exited through the Strait under American protection earlier, the Alliance Fairfax (owned by the Danish shipping company Maersk). Not a scratch on it or its crew, apparently.

 

[AnOminous]

Iran really sucks at doing the thing they've been preparing for fifty years to do lol

Sounds like they suckered them into revealing what assets they actually have.

 

[los pepes]

Here comes the cope!
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We didn't blow up six or seven speed boats, we fired on two freighters.

It was actually a naval girls school inside of a hospital inside of a mosque.

It was a big boat...

 

[Burnt Fish]

It was actually a naval girls school inside of a hospital inside of a mosque.

It was a big boat...

the one time Iranian seamen could be near a girls school without it being unhinged

 

[Kalergi]

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The Iranian government is fully informed of all IRGC activities! And even if they weren't, the Ayatollah is commander in chief anyway!

"Why did you fire on two countries that had nothing to do with US-flagged ships escaping the strait, including one that's been neutral this whole time?"

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

As expected, the ceasefire was a waste of time that did nothing but raise gas prices a full dollar.

Now that we've rediscovered for the 1,488th time that diaperheads are retards who cannot be reasoned with, can we get Bridge Day and get this shitshow overwith?

Whoever Trump is talking to is probably screaming and blubbering over the phone to him about how today's sperg out wasn't their fault, and they just need a bit more time to smooth over the radical elements who keep fucking shit up.
I suspect this eventually leads to whoever he's talking to getting killed, as the IRGC grows more desperate as the Strait opens up, and then we get to enjoy a show.

 

[Meat Target]

It was actually a naval girls school inside of a hospital inside of a mosque.

It was a big boat...

Soon to be claimed by Chris Murphy and Mark Kelly.

"You can't fire back when they tty to kill you! Defending civilians is an IWWEGAL OWDER!"

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Queen Bloodfeast says we don't need boots on the ground. We just need to arm the populace.
Kinda wondering what the CIA is for if not situations like this.

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[draggs]

As expected, the ceasefire was a waste of time that did nothing but raise gas prices a full dollar.

Now that we've rediscovered for the 1,488th time that diaperheads are retards who cannot be reasoned with, can we get Bridge Day and get this shitshow overwith?

I disagree. Without the ceasefire this Project Freedom wouldn't be happening. The perceived risk of sending ships up near and into the Strait would be too high if it was still all-out pew pewing at each other. It would take weeks to degrade their short range missiles enough to send ships up there in that case. But with the ceasefire we could and did occupy the position without having to batter our way into it. The ceasefire allowed a march to be stolen on them. Now that we're there it's infinitely harder to get us out than it would be to keep us from getting in

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Bandar Abbas has just been hit

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Bandar Abbas has just been hit
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