🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

What does a repo man do when they show up to take a vehicle and the bum is sleeping in it?

Break it open, drag the bum out, throw him on the ground, and shoot him if he fucks around.

 

[Emanems]

I'm hopeful that even though Schaefer knows he'll never collect that he files a small claims suit against Greer. Back rent, cleaning fees, etc.

I believe he had a legal background right? Would be very funny for him to sue him even if just pro-se. Little bit of Russ' own medicine and all that.

 

[East_Clintwood]

On another note, how does he have a vehicle? If he's not making rent payments and has no job, he's probably not too far away from having his vehicle repossessed again. Since he doesn't have a place to live he's presumably going to be sleeping in the vehicle. What does a repo man do when they show up to take a vehicle and the bum is sleeping in it?

He claimed in one of his many, many plightspergings about his eviction that ackshually he's not an unemployed bum any more, he's back to working gig/rideshare shit so he's probably renting one again, which he's done before.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Right now Russel Greer is desperately trying to get an LLM to tell him what magic words to invoke to undo the thing that has already been done. Unfortunately for him, these AIs aren't capable of reasoning and cannot correct the deficiencies in his filings and will only continue to regurgitate more legal slop that make Greer appear unhinged.

On another note, how does he have a vehicle? If he's not making rent payments and has no job, he's probably not too far away from having his vehicle repossessed again. Since he doesn't have a place to live he's presumably going to be sleeping in the vehicle. What does a repo man do when they show up to take a vehicle and the bum is sleeping in it?

Well if we take Greeee at his word to the City Clerk where he wanted to put hiw "More Whores" measure on the ballot, he's driving an electric vehicle now. Which means its almost certainly internet connected and has a dealer/lien holder remote kill switch. And every Repo Tow Truck Driver is carrying a gun and personally knows every cop in the city.

 

[moocow]

HE GOT EVICTED
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I dunno man, usually when I'm scrambling in an emergency for a place to live, and facing homelessness in my car, I'm too busy calling apartments and rental houses to be bothered drafting and electronically submitting fucking legal briefs.

kek suck shit, waterhead. Hope you like your car.

 

[Post Reply]

Between the eviction and appeals, the settlement request with Viatron, and the Supreme Court opinion in Sony v Cox, I intend to file an EMERGENCY MOTION TO COMPEL A GREERSTREAM against @Potentially Criminal, the Supreme Sandwich Maker of Ohio.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Between the eviction and appeals, the settlement request with Viatron, and the Supreme Court opinion in Sony v Cox, I intend to file an EMERGENCY MOTION TO COMPEL A GREERSTREAM against @Potentially Criminal, the Supreme Sandwich Maker of Ohio.

At this point I assume he is just waiting whatever Hardin files with regard to the Sony v Cox decision. He may have to make it a multi night all week event. Do we think Clive is up to it?

 

[The Garden]

Why does Russ keep bringing up that he didn't pay rent? It didn't help him in the Justice Court, it didn't help him in the District Court, and it won't help him in the Supreme either
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This is my favorite thing about Gree. He voluntarily publishes information that you couldn't waterboard out of the average person because he thinks it makes him look good. It doesn't matter how many times he's told that his cracked out interpretation of things is wrong, he still is shocked and appalled that no one agrees with him and his own, voluntarily provided, words are used against him.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Russell needs to get his shit by 4pm and leave or he's a trespassing gyp

 

[the khat quaffer]

Wouldnt it be an ironic twist of fate if he ends up having to suck dick with his mush mouth to get some cash?

Fuckin' Roto Rooter Russ
Spit Shine Russ
Magic Mirrors Russ
Woodchipper Russ
"Will it be the left nut, or the right?" Russ
Hoover Vacuum Russ
Shinebox Russ
Russ

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[Pee Cola]

Now that I've laughed most of my internal organs out thanks to the last 10 pages or so, all I'm left with rn is quiet contemplation. The events of the last 24 hours have made me feel extremely grateful that I'm not Russell Greer.

To any Kiwi frens who may be struggling at the moment, or who may struggle in future, please remember this:
- no matter how many mistakes you make, you'll never make as many mistakes as Russell Greer
- no matter how hopeless things seem, you always have more hope than Russell Greer
- no matter how ugly you feel, you'll never be as ugly as Russell Greer
- no matter how lonely you feel, you will never be as lonely as Russell Greer
- no matter how unlovable you feel, you will always be more loved than Russell Greer
- no matter how bad your life is, it will never be as bad as Russell Greer's

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This isn't his first rodeo, but he somehow believes employers give a shit about your living situation.

If Russ was a failed tradcath instead of a failed moronmon; I could almost believe he was harping on an obscure aspect of Catholic social teaching involving what is normally called a "living wage" but is actually much deeper.

But he isn't and he ain't, he's just plightsperging at a level never seen before.

Faggot. You absolute quintessential faggot. You can't even get lot lizard pussy like a proper scrub. Every. Single. Fucking. Week. Of your existence Russell, some new bullshit drops and I think, there's no goddamn fucking way you can out-fag yourself, but come the next week, what do you do, YOU OUT-FAG YOURSELF.

I'm no faggot defender, and the best faggot probably deserves to be eaten by Satan for all eternity, but this is a disgrace and calumny against fags. Fags can dress and can work and make money.

If Greeeee actually had the money to pay the rent, if he really, really wanted to not be evicted, he could fold and pay every single bit he owes Schafer.

As mentioned, you escrow that shit with the court. You at least try to escrow that shit. The courts know that renters ain't got shit to go after so they want to see the green; of course the landlord has ... the fucking property you can lien on if you win.

It's not technically the police, it's constables.

Explain the difference. Presume I am greetarded.

Look, okay, there are like 8 things posted on my door daily. I can't be expected to read every single thing nailed to it! It was an honest goof.

Someone already made the martin luther joke but "I got 95 thesis on my door but eviction ain't one"

Rule #1 in a landlord-tenant dispute is you never, ever, ever withhold rent. No matter what law the landlord may have broken, withholding rent will get you evicted. While proceedings are ongoing, any arrangement other than paying the rent as it becomes due requires approval from the court.

There are very specific cases you could "withhold rent" but you need to go out of your way to show it's not withholding (e.g., paying up in person because the reason you withheld was bank payments were bouncing back) or you escrow it. Also I think courts know that any complaints after eviction are 99% bullshit - if you had real problems you'd file that shit first while still current on rent.

The Nevada Supreme Court said "lol no"

No, be precise. They said "lol no, pay us $24, or $250, you have seven days, and then we will tell you lol no again". The SEVEN DAYS is normal but so fucking funny to me right now.

THE MINIMUM PENALTY ... UP TO ONE YEAR IN THE COUNTY JAIL, A FINE OF UP TO $2,000, OR BOTH

Some fucking lawriter is retarded as greer holyshit a minimum can't be "up to" you fucks or it ain't the minimum.

This and Ricky dropping the same fucking day? I'm going to die....

 

[moocow]

Maybe he blew it on hookers? Are there any left that haven't blacklisted him?

Your post finally piqued my curiosity enough to actually go and look at something that's been nagging at me a bit. He goes to the brothels, right? Or at least, he used to before they blacklisted him. I assume he's relying on "local talent" in Vegas (prostitution is illegal in Vegas, so the prices are lower than at the brothels, with the obvious risk of getting busted in a police sting).

So I got curious about what the "menu" actually looks like at these brothels. There are two in the little town outside Vegas where it's legal (Pahrump, lol what a name). Sheri's Ranch and Chicken Ranch. NSFW obviously, but go have a look at the "ladies" lists on both sites:

https://sherisranch.com/lineup (NSFW)
https://chickenranchbrothel.com/calendar/ (NSFW)

That selection is what men pay $2k+ to spend half an hour with? Holy mother of shit that's dire. Not to mention these women are obviously still allowed to say "no" to any potential client for any reason. This is what he's fighting to duplicate in his own brothel venture too, btw.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Well if we take Greeee at his word to the City Clerk where he wanted to put hiw "More Whores" measure on the ballot, he's driving an electric vehicle now.

Poor Lisa probably isn't getting that March visit from the Brothel Prince now.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Likely a rental through whatever gig services he's working for.

But I guarantee "living in the rented vehicle" is not within the rental terms, nor his gig-employment contract.

It's past time! You're fucked, Greeble! Enjoy sleeping in your car, you rat-faced motherfucker!!

 

[FatMan]

Explain the difference. Presume I am greetarded.

Constables generally just carry out duties of the court. Serving papers, evictions, etc. They can arrest people, but they're more like a bailiff than a general police officer.

 

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Tomorrow would be the perfect time for Hardin to file something Greeeeee has to EXPLAIN against. What with Gree being literally homeless, autistically focused on explaining why he's owed a place to live to the state supreme court, and currently getting his shit pushed in on the ... 3... other lawsuits OTHER than the Null one he's in, all of which have no tard guard shield protecting him.

 

[Betonhaus]

Constables generally just carry out duties of the court. Serving papers, evictions, etc. They can arrest people, but they're more like a bailiff than a general police officer.

Does that mean that there might not be any bodycam footage to request?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Poor Lisa probably isn't getting that March visit from the Brothel Prince now.

The Plinth that wush Plomithed, Hi-Whore Buh-Bye

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Your post finally piqued my curiosity enough to actually go and look at something that's been nagging at me a bit. He goes to the brothels, right? Or at least, he used to before they blacklisted him. I assume he's relying on "local talent" in Vegas (prostitution is illegal in Vegas, so the prices are lower than at the brothels, with the obvious risk of getting busted in a police sting).

So I got curious about what the "menu" actually looks like at these brothels. There are two in the little town outside Vegas where it's legal (Pahrump, lol what a name). Sheri's Ranch and Chicken Ranch. NSFW obviously, but go have a look at the "ladies" lists on both sites:

https://sherisranch.com/lineup (NSFW)
https://chickenranchbrothel.com/calendar/ (NSFW)

That selection is what men pay $2k+ to spend half an hour with? Holy mother of shit that's dire. Not to mention these women are obviously still allowed to say "no" to any potential client for any reason. This is what he's fighting to duplicate in his own brothel venture too, btw.

At least 3 of those hoors are butterfaces; you can tell because none of the attached photos show their faces, just pornstar body poses. There's at least one where you can tell that the photographer said 'Ugh, honey, can you move your hand in front of your face? Perfect! You look like a superstar now!!!" They all have decent enough bodies, only one slightly fatty there.

There are also two butterfaces that DO show their faces, which makes one wonder how bad the girls who covered their faces really look.