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The US has very deliberately NOT attacked the elected President and Legislature of Iran. War is politics by another means, and the fact that the Iranian MP's and the President are still alive says way more then any diplomatic note.
The regime is falling when the Shia gives the all clear
 
The US has very deliberately NOT attacked the elected President and Legislature of Iran. War is politics by another means, and the fact that the Iranian MP's and the President are still alive says way more then any diplomatic note.
Speaking of Pezeshkian:


From an improvised and humble room somewhere in Iran, the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Massoud Pezeshkian shared his congratulations to the Iranian people for Nowruz of this year.
 
I just realized that Iran basically just admitted to having access to missiles that can travel much farther than they ever let on.
Sure, they missed because Iran sucks at hitting things, but the fact that they were forced to reveal they have tech that can even approach such a launch radius should be proof enough that Europe can't pretend they're safe from any potential fallout should they get nukes.
I’m surprised they are using it so late but again I’m not so stupid like they are when they could’ve silenced Europe.
 
The Islamist authorities have banned the populace from celebrating this Nowruz at Iran's historical heritage sites. Afraid of protests there maybe, and/or that Pahlavi's call to defend such heritage sites is code for the royalists to organize & fight around them.

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‌ مدیرکل امور پایگاه‌های میراث ملی و جهانی از تعطیلی اماکن تاریخی ایران، از جمله آرامگاه حافظ، پرسپولیس، تخت جمشید، پایگاه جهانی هگمتانه و موزه‌های زیرمجموعه وزارت میراث فرهنگی و گردشگری در نوروز ۱۴۰۵ خبر داد و گفت برگزاری مراسم تحویل سال در این اماکن در شرایط کنونی کشور ممکن نیست. شایان ذکر است که در مراسم تحویل سال ۱۴۰۴، مردم در مکان‌هایی مانند آرامگاه فردوسی در توس و حافظیه شیراز، شعارهای ضدحکومتی سر دادند.

‌ The Director General of National and World Heritage Sites Affairs announced the closure of Iran's historical sites, including Hafez's Tomb, Persepolis, Persepolis, Persepolis, Hegmataneh World Base, and museums under the Ministry of Cultural Heritage and Tourism in Nowruz 1405, and said: "It is not possible to hold the New Year's Day ceremony in these places in the current situation of the country." It is worth noting that during the handover ceremony of 1404, people chanted anti-government slogans in places such as Ferdowsi's tomb in Toos and Hafezieh in Shiraz.

Said authorities also cut the power across Mashhad, Iran's 2nd biggest city, perhaps having panicked that today would be the day Pahlavi issued his call to arms. (It wasn't.) In spite of the blackout, the citizens of Mashhad proceeded to celebrate Nowruz with fireworks & flashlights(?) in & around their homes tonight.



Citizens in Karaj got stuck in a traffic jam earlier tonight due to Islamist roadblocks which hadn't been sniped by Israeli/American drones yet, so they honked their horns & yelled 'Death to Khamenei'.

 
Kinda starting to think the only real purpose behind Trump's post was to rally the markets before closing

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Most markets are closed for the weekends at 4PM, and futures don't open until Sunday night. There are some equity after hours, but it isn't many. The time to do that would have been before 4 PM for there to have been real movement. None of the shit he is talking about there will end up being predictive for what happens on Monday.

I swear some of these 'market analyst' retards need to stop reading Zero Hedge and looking elsewhere for market news.
 
The closure of Persepolis is VERY interesting. Western pundits like to joke about the Persian Monarchy, but the ruling clerics seem really spooked about a return of the king.
 
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US/Israeli airstrikes reported in Pardis, Iran's Tehran province.



An Iranian missile was launched from the Tehran area at 2:35 AM local time.



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Additional scenes from the Israeli attacks in Tehran, Iran.️ The Research Institute of Petroleum Industry has been among the targets struck tonight.
 
So now that Iran has played it's hand, what now?
Now things stay the same. The jews in occupied Palestine will continue to be awoken every 30 minutes with missile sirens caused by $7 thousand drones. The USA will continue to spend $10 million on jet fuel alone per sortie launching aircraft from outside Iran's targeting envelope. This will continue until Iran wants it to stop. Their leadership is now decentralized enough that stopping will be relatively difficult.
 
If Iran was a real threat to Europe, we'd know because the Euros would start buying 95% of their petrochemicals from them.
They've been trying to. France in particular buys up what little oil the USA allows out past sanctions.
>Firing 8 rounds at a single target

Many such cases
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They called "sandniggers" for a reason after all.
But haven't you seen the news? Iran damaged an F35! It is THEY who will be setting terms!
"Enjoy hell, infidel child."
(or at least attempts to have it be)
We don't talk about the Su-57.
he feels completely unloved and inconsequential.

"WHY IS NOBODY KILLING MEEEEE?!? "
President of an entire nation at war and so powerless nobody bothers trying to kill you. I can't really blame him for having an existential crisis.
The pentagon has plans for fucking everything,
It even has plans for a zombie outbreak, which Hollywood consistently forgets.
God, I love Memri. No matter the situation, they've got something relevant and humorous.
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It even has plans for a zombie outbreak, which Hollywood consistently forgets.
This is why so many zombie stories never explain where they came from, or in the case of Walking Dead, everyone just becomes a zombie the second they die, so long as their brain is intact.
It would take millions of people becoming zombies at once for them to even have a chance, and that still discounts what you can do with some tactical nukes and a shitload of napalm.
Iran IQ: 105
Occupied Palestine (jews) IQ: 98
White Americans: 103
Black Americans: 85
American Average: 101
Good thing Iranians aren't the ones in charge of the country.
 
but the fact that they were forced to reveal they have tech that can even approach such a launch radius should be proof enough that Europe can't pretend they're safe from any potential fallout should they get nukes.
I've decided Islam is Europes biggest weakness. They thought that twelver shia islamists would leave them alone because they're not the US or Israel. Well, spoiler, Islam is the cult of conquest so after they finished off the US and Israel, they would unleash their hordes onto Europe. Euros would never lift a finger because apparently they can be brow beaten to suck muslim dick for fear of being called racist or intolerant.
 
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