List of Lolcow IQs (official/speculated)

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nardfarge powiedział(a):
This seems right. Brutal, but right
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maybe even slightly generous tbh.

He's definitely tiers below Chris-chan and given how retarded CWC is that's saying something

At least Chris:
- can drive
- can (just barely) do some creative storywriting, however incoherent and sloppy it might be
- graduated high school and community college

None of this can also be said about Rax.
In particular, unlike CWC with his magnum opus Sonichu, Cyraxx hasn't even made any substantial work at all (not even anything shitty) other than just straight up finessing work of other artists and screaming over premade Garageband beats. Rax also consistently got Fs in all his classes and was in high school at the ripe old age of 22. CWC on the other hand graduated at 18 like a normal person.
 
otterman powiedział(a):
Cyraxx is closer to 50-60. He cant do math like 6 + 8 = 14. His speech is way above his other mental abilities. If his speech was in line with his IQ he would be nonverbal. There was a long discussion about this in the early pages of the Cyraxx thread, trying to figure out what disorders he has. The common theme was that his mental capacity is that of a todder, his speech is similar to a 5-7 year old, and his hormones are obviously that of a teenager.
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a higher VIQ could pull his overall IQ up though. You underestimate how much spikes in one or two IQ facets can pull up general IQ score. Since the general IQ score is an average of several facets, and intuitively the standard deviation of the average of multiples raw scores would be lower for the standard deviation of just an individual single raw score. Standard deviations being smaller means that it's easier to score a significantly lower or significantly higher percentile on average IQ compared to on a single subtest.

EDIT: actually this probably only applies to cases where the VIQ is extraordinarily far from average compared to other subtests, which might not be the case here. If his overall IQ is just extraordinarily dogshit and his VIQ is only mildly dogshit (80), I think it would be more accurate to say that his other tests would pull him even below the naive average of all the subtest scores.

good analysis anyways though
 
Phil superficially appears more normal and higher intelligence than lolcows like Boogie or Wings. Enough to fool people including some in this forum who catch brief snippets of him saying something that appears to be reasonable and wonder why he's a lolcow. But while Boogie and Wings and even chris are aware of their nature to some extent phil is off in his own world and doesn't think he's a lolcow. He completely believes he's this normal or even heroic faultless being destined for greatness if only the trolls hadn't ruined everything. In recent years after holding out he's started to slightly mimic the others acceptance of their lolcow status and interact more with the outside world but it appears he still doesn't think of himself in that way believing he is above the others and so continues in his lack of selfawareness. I don't know the others as much as phil but other people have agreed on this evaluation.
 
Styx is probably in the 120-130 range, maybe higher. He is a psycho and emotionally immature and evidently his subconscious is making him punishing himeself hard, but you must be a master of psychological manipulation to do what he does.
Quartering is probably 100-110, unless he's actually a financial genius with the money printing glitch and we are too stupid to understand.
Piratesoftware I'd say around 110 but he knows how to feign charisma to bump his perception up to 130.
Bossmanjak has to be around 80
Andrew Tate is very likely 130, I had a friend who had his same thought pattern and spoke his same way, and he was 132 certified IIRC, but you never know with these personalities because they notoriously lose IQ by getting hit in the head.
I am not sure if he is considered a lolcow, but Jordan Peterson claimed IIRC to be over 130 at his peak. I think he's around 120 at most now tbh.
Reviewtech I'd say just over 100 and that's being generous
 
otterman powiedział(a):
Cyraxx is closer to 50-60. He cant do math like 6 + 8 = 14. His speech is way above his other mental abilities. If his speech was in line with his IQ he would be nonverbal. There was a long discussion about this in the early pages of the Cyraxx thread, trying to figure out what disorders he has. The common theme was that his mental capacity is that of a todder, his speech is similar to a 5-7 year old, and his hormones are obviously that of a teenager.
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Cyraxx has a lot difficulty with object permanence. He does not believe his microphone is on when he leaves the room to ask for help cleaning up diarrhea. He does not understand that things which happened yesterday are still true today. There is no understanding that tomorrow will come at all. He lives entirely in the moment simply because that's all his brain can handle.

What's alarming is his inability to distinguish fantasy from reality. He makes something up in his head and then rages when other people don't acknowledge it's existence. He honestly believed the Nightstalkers stalked the night fighting his trolls.

I do not think it's even fair to say that he knows 6+8=14. We've seen him mess up multiplying by 10. Not 100 or 1,000; 10. He understands the concept of addition and subtraction, but multiplication and division are beyond him.

His only saving grace is his limited literacy. He does not know how to use capitalization or punctuation, but he has a functional grasp of phonics. We've seen him read, albeit badly. This is better than a lot of people with 80+ IQs. I think his literacy problems are the result of malaise and a language tutor could probably get him to a junior highschool reading level.

Overall he's a tough one to figure out. An enterprising troll could get him to take an IQ test if it were disguised as a record contract. Unfortunately his thread is full of weens who are currently arguing if transphobia has a place in the troll community, after a Finn5ter wannabe managed to record a video call with him.
 
Cyraxx is the type of person who would yell that he is going to jack off in public and proceed to do so. The only saving grace is that he's shacked up in the attic.
 
Meriasek powiedział(a):
Impossibru, Patirck says he consistently tested in the 140s. And he also says he never lies, so it must be true.
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Patrick is intelligent, I put him in the 110s. That's part of what makes his compulsion to feed the trolls so fascinating. He retains knowledge well but his hubris stops him from pursuing ideas beyond the dopamine hit. He is an uncurious man but not for lack of mental faculties, but for lack of self discipline. Which explains why he's so fat but loudly insists that he's ripped.
 
San Marino powiedział(a):
I remember hearing somewhere that Sam Hyde claimed to be above 130.
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Sam Hyde is probably leaps and bounds smarter than. Terry A. Davis , /G/ on 8ch found videos on him jerking off in a van in the desert and filmed himself and evidence he verbally abused his parents. Sam Hyde reaches more for the American Psycho style of high IQ soooo not sure if thats good or bad. Also looking at the Jim video on Randy stairs he seems like a genuine retard , I mean I'd not attribute a high IQ to the whole (be reincarnated as a character on Nickelodeon after failing to murder multiple people with a 12 gauge)
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! powiedział(a):
Cyraxx has a lot difficulty with object permanence. He does not believe his microphone is on when he leaves the room to ask for help cleaning up diarrhea
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cant believe im defending cyraxx at all, but in all fairness he did actually mute his mic its just when he threw off his headphones it hit the button on his keyboard that unmutes shit we got lucky hearing what we did lol
 
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donksmanSupreme42 powiedział(a):
has he written his own compiler?
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Better question was Temple OS an operating system someone could even use , mind you I'm not a fan of linux and neither was he but he had a very high opinion of Temple OS and I'm pretty sure nobody unless ironically is going to install that thing and never for personal use. I kinda just view him as that guy who said the nigger alot during streams , so people automtically like him now teh edgy guy
 
Foundinglaunderer powiedział(a):
Better question was Temple OS an operating system someone could even use , mind you I'm not a fan of linux and neither was he but he had a very high opinion of Temple OS and I'm pretty sure nobody unless ironically is going to install that thing and never for personal use. I kinda just view him as that guy who said the nigger alot during streams , so people automtically like him now teh edgy guy
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Delusions induced by schizophrenia aren't a sign of low intelligence. That said, he produced a functional OS from scratch alone, with tools he himself made. The aesthetics and inner workings of TempleOS are all deliberate decisions of his.

That's work entire coordinated teams of devs dedicated to the craft dream of achieving. As funny as his claims of God-given intellect are, he was anything but retarded.
 
Foundinglaunderer powiedział(a):
Better question was Temple OS an operating system someone could even use , mind you I'm not a fan of linux and neither was he but he had a very high opinion of Temple OS and I'm pretty sure nobody unless ironically is going to install that thing and never for personal use. I kinda just view him as that guy who said the nigger alot during streams , so people automtically like him now teh edgy guy
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TempleOS is more of an art project than something meant for daily driving.
 
Foghotten powiedział(a):
Delusions induced by schizophrenia aren't a sign of low intelligence. That said, he produced a functional OS from scratch alone, with tools he himself made. The aesthetics and inner workings of TempleOS are all deliberate decisions of his.

That's work entire coordinated teams of devs dedicated to the craft dream of achieving. As funny as his claims of God-given intellect are, he was anything but retarded.
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Fair , maybe in a rainman sense
 
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