List of Lolcow IQs (official/speculated)

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Just trying to compile this list for fun. Does anyone have any official sources for lolcow cognitive testing other than for Daniel Larson btw? Since official sources are always miles better than just estimates.

Daniel Larson - 72 (official from court documents)
Chris-chan - somewhere between 85 and 100 (speculation from the fact that he's not that bright but iirc according to the CWCki, when he got a psychiatric evaluation during the PVCC incident, the doctors reported "normal" intelligence for his age, so he can't be that dumb), maybe high 80s would be my guess

The rest of these are my speculations, unless if you guys have official documents or sources reporting their IQ.

EDP445 - high 70s
Josh Block - 70s
Cyraxx - high 60s to low 70s
DSP - high 80s to low 90s
LTG - low 90s
YandereDev - 110-115
Gabbie Hanna - low 90s
SBN3 - 115-120
Randy Stair - 105-110
Terry A. Davis - in the 150s, maybe even 160+
 
Definitely underestimating EDP, DSP, and LTG. LTG is at least in the 100s, possibly higher. The level of complexity of what he says is far too great to be low 90s. For reference, 90 is about the threshold for being able to read and follow instructions. I'd say EDP and DSP are probably around average, maybe dipping a bit into the 90s, and LTG is definitely smarter than they are.

LTG being much smarter than the average ghetto black (with an average IQ of 85) but still acting just like them is also really funny.
 
Andrew Ditch claims he's retarded, but a professional assessed him and thought his real IQ was 87. HE FAKE, so he was probably deliberately doing poorly on any tests. Not a good result but still not retarded.
 
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Definitely underestimating EDP, DSP, and LTG. LTG is at least in the 100s, possibly higher. The level of complexity of what he says is far too great to be low 90s. For reference, 90 is about the threshold for being able to read and follow instructions. I'd say EDP and DSP are probably around average, maybe dipping a bit into the 90s, and LTG is definitely smarter than they are.

LTG being much smarter than the average ghetto black (with an average IQ of 85) but still acting just like them is also really funny.
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Not really. Functional intelligence is quite a low bar. I know quite a couple of friends who have IQs in the 80s and it's not noticeable at all unless if you start yapping to them about abstract topics.

Also, when has LTG shown signs of being above average IQ? You argue that his roasts are pretty well thought out, but are they really that complex linguistically? I don't see him really using advanced vocabulary, complicated sentence structures, or make complex, multifaceted arguments. His word choice to me seems a bit repetitive, like he can't think of a whole lot of synonyms for one word, or more creative ways to describe ordinary things. The metaphors/figurative language he does occasionally employ (such as "your life is as valuable as a sweet summer ant" in his you should KYS now speech) are more cliche than really poetic or creative. Overall strikes me as someone with around average, if not slightly below average, verbal IQ. (95-100)

Where else has LTG shown a knack for debating abstract topics, creative problem solving (other than just brute forcing like DSP does in his fighting games), general erudition, or superior long term memory?
 
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Not really. Functional intelligence is quite a low bar. I know quite a couple of friends who have IQs in the 80s and it's not noticeable at all unless if you start yapping to them about abstract topics.

Also, when has LTG shown signs of being above average IQ? You argue that his roasts are pretty well thought out, but are they really that complex linguistically? I don't see him really using advanced vocabulary, complicated sentence structures, or make complex, multifaceted arguments. His word choice to me seems a bit repetitive, like he can't think of a whole lot of synonyms for one word, or more creative ways to describe ordinary things. The metaphors/figurative language he does occasionally employ (such as "your life is as valuable as a sweet summer ant" in his you should KYS now speech) are more cliche than really poetic or creative. Overall strikes me as someone with around average, if not slightly below average, verbal IQ. (95-100)

Where else has LTG shown a knack for debating abstract topics, creative problem solving (other than just brute forcing like DSP does in his fighting games), general erudition, or superior long term memory?
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I didn't say that he was of above average IQ, I said that he was probably in the 100s or possibly even low 110s, (which I should have probably specified). In other words, in the zone that they call high average or midwit. You're correct that he is not someone that is of above average intelligence with advanced abstraction skills. I just think he's a fair bit smarter than your average street nigger, which isn't a high bar to clear.
 
Steven Dawson has learning difficulty, which he has, and lives in sheltered housing, so he probably has an IQ in the 70s and all that.
 
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I'd say EDP and DSP are probably around average, maybe dipping a bit into the 90s, and LTG is definitely smarter than they are.
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DSP is absolutely lower than CWC and LTG. Look at any footage of him playing video games, or him talking about any other topic. (He once said no fictional character is human, or that real life is "not really 3D") He could actually lack object permanence
 
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DSP is absolutely lower than CWC and LTG. Look at any footage of him playing video games, or him talking about any other topic. (He once said no fictional character is human, or that real life is "not really 3D") He could actually lack object permanence
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Being less intelligent than a man that regularly craps his pants, drinks his own semen, and cut a hole in his taint... There's something that really amuses me about that. :story:
 
Cyraxx is closer to 50-60. He cant do math like 6 + 8 = 14. His speech is way above his other mental abilities. If his speech was in line with his IQ he would be nonverbal. There was a long discussion about this in the early pages of the Cyraxx thread, trying to figure out what disorders he has. The common theme was that his mental capacity is that of a todder, his speech is similar to a 5-7 year old, and his hormones are obviously that of a teenager.
 
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