06/12/17 - Flight of the Spuds! - For real, this time

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I bet he had a playing card in the spokes but a very drunk/hung over toren put a stop to that.
 
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Disagree. I honestly thought he was getting kicked out when I saw it. But just as Phil can dream of riding a bike, I can dream of his eviction. One is more realistic than the other.
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See, in my head, when our Lord and Savior JSGOTI posted this thread, I heard in my brain "Flight of the Bumblebee" but SAW in my head the Spud-king , his bike, Vicki Valimir as E.T., flying around and huffing and puffing.
 
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I had fun.
Phil's head is intentionally inverted to mirror his first video.
 
I showed the picture in the OP to my roommate and she told me the person in the picture is incredibly insensitive to be mocking the mentally disabled.
 
I'm dying man, look at him with all the belks bells and whistles on, he has every accessory they make for bikes. I can just picture him making whooshes noises as he pretends to ride through the hills of Australatina as the throngs of comrades wave to dear leader.

Look at his face man, he's so happy, thinks he's looks so cool.
 
Tard helmet. Carabiners. Backpack. Headlamp. Probably those expensive rear wheel panniers he begged for. To play make believe bicycle inside, stationary, because he's too special to learn how to ride even with training wheels. It's almost too :story: to be real.

Am I :optimistic: to hope that these indoor "training sessions" give him the delusion that he's capable of riding a bike for realsies? Or does he know for a fact he's too "neurodivergent" to ever figure it out?
 
Begging for VR goggles coming soon! Help this neurodivergent transwoman to achieve the true experience of bike riding!
 
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Shiiiiit, man. I used to do the same thing he did: put my mom's bicycle up on its kickstand and pedals while occasionally rang the bell and turn on the light. When I was 4.

The following year I got my own bike to ride all around. Fucking hell, Phil.

Also is he trying to pinch his neck wattle smaller here??? We've been making fun of it pretty often these days.

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I can't quite believe an adult would willingly post just one online video of themselves on an indoors, stationary bike, wearing full biking getup, for something other than a drunken bet. Doing it a bunch of times and looking that genuinely pleased with yourself? I kinda feel bad for laughing at this in the same way I'd feel bad for laughing at a genuine re.tard - because he obviously is.
 
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I can't quite believe an adult would willingly post just one online video of themselves on an indoors, stationary bike, wearing full biking getup, for something other than a drunken bet. Doing it a bunch of times and looking that genuinely pleased with yourself? I kinda feel bad for laughing at this in the same way I'd feel bad for laughing at a genuine re.tard - because he obviously is.
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You're mistaken in thinking it was an 'adult' here.
 
I love that he claims to hate capitalism, but needs to buy every fucking accessory for his bicycle fetish, not only getting the most expensive versions he can, but literally weighing himself down with stuff that most people who actually do bicycle will never own or use. There's a certain irony in it, but then who cares, hell never actually ride the bicycle, so it's just a fetish to him. A very weird fetish even by my standards, but a fetish nonetheless

Of course, this is the same idiot whjo covered himself in dozens of bicycle themed tattoos without being able to bicycle or even owning one just because he liked the way dykes with bikes rhymed...
 
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