💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[stinkytosserditch69god]

So, how did that balldo and I inviting another man over do?

 

[not william stenchever]

Doesn't this dude's dick not work?

We can all laugh at that.

Not even the nuclear option of erectile dysfunction meds can rouse it from slumber. Only Aaron (who is kind enough to give a reacharound to skelly while making him feel like a woman).

 

[AnOminous]

Yes and it's so funny and weird that this pathetic cucked faggot can't mention his ex boyfriend at all now, isn't it?
Do it Rekieta! No one can boss you around! Do an all Aaron show! Relive your glory day(s)!

Yet he can talk all he likes and make up all the lies that he likes about murdering his innocent pug dog. He murdered that dog.

Doesn't this dude's dick not work?

We can all laugh at that.

No man with a functional dick would need a "Balldo." It's literally for impotent men. Like Nick.

 

[stinkytosserditch69god]

He's impotent!!! His dick doesn't work!!

 

[Lt Saavik]

The faggot with the gayest succubus womb tattoo imaginable is claiming that someon else struggles with their masculinity.
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Wasn't the womb tattoo an AI joke that someone made just after he revealed the tattoo of the flowers? The flowers were something to do with Kayla's home state I think? And then I'm sure someone AI'd the womb tatoo on him for the laff.

Edit. Pretty sure this is the actual tattoo? *




Edit 2: Relevant clip from the Casio boys courtesy of
@elb

*Also - lol, this was the nearly the first image that came up when I searched for 'Nick Rekeita Tattoo.
And Bing search is still auto filling 'Balldo' when you search for Nick Rekieta's name. He is NEVER living that down.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I am excited for the list of WTF behavior from Nick that occurred during the time he was supposed to be supervised by a PO but has never been tested. Kristen Pierce and the rest of the Kandiyohi County crew are such fucking clowns.

She and others have likely taken money from Nick’s parents to look the other way.

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't the womb tattoo an AI joke that someone made just after he revealed the tattoo of the flowers?

Yes. He doesn't actually have that. He does have the flowers, which are even more gay. Because he's a colossal faggot homosexual.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit. Pretty sure this is the actual tattoo? *

Yes the one I posted was made in Adobe Photoshop. Don't ever insult my stuff by calling it AI, thanks.
I mean the real one looks even gayer, no?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Norwood reapage aside, he couldn't possibly have picked a worse day to ditch those sunglasses:

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So at a minimum we're talking periorbital edema bags the likes of which you should only see on an octagenarian woman who hasn't slept in three days, dermatochalasis folding those upper eyelids over the lowers like he opted for transitioning to hapa instead of trooning out, and weird whitish swelling on parts of a lower eyelid as though he just got back from a line of Floridian bulls spraying it with HPV.

For such a "fun guy" so lucky as to have gotten away with the worst of his crimes scot-free, so beloved as to have a guaranteed crowd of hundreds fawning over him as soon as he flips on a mic, and so flush with Petrofacbux that he'll never have to worry about keeping a roof over his head for the rest of his life, he sure seems stressed enough by something to age more in a week than even any president ever did in eight years. What the FUCK is the bad news that could ever wear any man down this much this fast?

This is the face of a killer. The hate just oozes from him. He probably snapped Sunni’s neck. We already saw him choke her on stream. What a sicko.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the face of a killer. The hate just oozes from him. He probably snapped Sunni’s neck. We already saw him choke her on stream. What a sicko.

We all know he murdered that dog, and then brandished the dog's corpse at his kids to torment them, because that's just what a sick fuck he is.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I disagree

I think there's enough dumb boomers out there who either don't know about his crimes or think that he's changed to get him a loyal audience

Nowhere near the size of his old audience, but probably the biggest size he could get

He is just looking for relevance. He was *the* law streamer, and that used to outweigh audience overlap and collabortaions that others did. Now that he lost that edge advantage, the YTbers that collaborate are growing and attracting attention.

Why would you watch 1 person (not a lawyer) you have not watched in years (or ever)when you could watch more than 1 lawyer that you may watch regularly?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No man with a functional dick would need a "Balldo." It's literally for impotent men. Like Nick.

No man in his early 40s should need Rugiet extra-strength dick pills. It's strange a homosexual cuck like Nick would have such trouble getting it up.

I bet he was rock hard when he killed Sunni, though.

 

[not william stenchever]

the womb tattoo

Edit. Pretty sure this is the actual tattoo? *

 

[Lt Saavik]

Yes. He doesn't actually have that. He does have the flowers, which are even more gay. Because he's a colossal faggot homosexual.

If you think that's gay, you're going to LOVE this.
When I searched for 'Nick Rekeita Flower Tattoo' not only did it

a) give me the gayest possible image as the first result,
but also
b) just LOOK at the search suggestions (I circled them in yellow)


And these aren't anything to do with my search history or cookies - I've literally just got a new build and haven't signed in to anything yet.....

Oh, how I laughed, and laughed.

 

[StarTrak]

And these aren't anything to do with my search history or cookies - I've literally just got a new build and haven't signed in to anything yet.....

This might be a humble brag. I hope you didn't put your computer trash under the desk like Nick does. What's the build?

 

[not william stenchever]

This might be a humble brag. I hope you didn't put your computer trash under the desk like Nick does. What's the build?

I know this is a rhetorical question, because it's fucking Nick, but why not put a trash can next to your desk if you're going to have refuse from food and drink? Even the laziest asshole would look at the trashcan getting full and have the nagging thought "I should take that out soon"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Will Herren is now back to Alog Aaron. Did Nick ask him to?

PreserveTube

 

[Zaryiu2]

Hey, Nick, I hear you won't piss hot for alcohol if you drink antifreeze. It makes you feel FUNNY and WEIRD.

Add to this list: gum, grapes, peanut butter, avocados, macademia nuts, onions, garlic, leeks, and chives.

Unrelated but because I am trying to be a better pet owner than Nick, what should not be given to cats? As for something relevant, Nick doesn't care for anyone and that includes himself the way he lives.

 

[Red Frida]

Somebody needs to hide them from him before he streams, the constant dead air to cope vape is so annoying

You're going to get someone chokeslammed with a suggestion like that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You're going to get someone chokeslammed with a suggestion like that.

It would be an honor to personally chokeslam Nick.

Not as nice as decking the asshole in the face breaking that ugly red nose, but still an honor.