💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[John Andrews Stan]

What if...

I wasn’t proposing to write fanfic. There was a mommy blogger like 15 years ago who nonchalantly mentioned that her husband had strangled their dog. It blew up into a huge controversy and she was shocked people thought it was a big deal (the dog had a broken leg or something, I forget). I wouldn’t put it past Nick to want and be able to do that, but I would put it past his physical limitations.

 

[Lip Glossary]

"Ingested a toxic substance" screams "Something really embarrassing happened with this dog so I'm going to intentionally be vague" to me.
I wonder what the dog got into.

 

[AnOminous]

"Ingested a toxic substance" screams "Something really embarrassing happened with this dog so I'm going to intentionally be vague" to me.
I wonder what the dog got into.

Nick murdered that dog then taunted his kids about it to ruin their holiday because that's just what a sick fuck he is.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Sad news from the Balldo Bunker:
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RIP Sunni.

Dear God that poor dog. Frolic in Heaven, little one.

Frolic in Hell, Nick.

 

[Pedophobe]

This is the best he can manage for the Julays this year?

 

[Based Trees]

Sunni has been killed by a piece of Shi(i)t(e)

:^(

 

[Oh Darn]

I’ve got a soft spot for pugs. I have never once met a pug who was aggressive or anything other than devoted, goofy little fuckers who mostly sleep and snack.

That poor dog deserved so much more than being subjected to a chaotic household, barely getting interacted with and stuck living in its own feces.

Should have been you, Nick!
RIP Sunni. Hope you get a comfy lap up there.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Nick murdered that dog then taunted his kids about it to ruin their holiday because that's just what a sick fuck he is.

I mean not to be nasty or anything but I had to get a locking trash can because

Spoiler: It's gross

my German Shepherd used to love getting into people's tampons and pads after they threw them away.

Maybe his dog did the same thing and bit off more than it could chew, and he's too embarrassed to admit that's how his dog died?

 

[ddlloo]

I think he's trying to bait people by using the phrase "toxic substance" for nontent when he returns. THEY SAY I MURDERED MY DOG WITH COCAINE SEAN. That kinda deal.

Regardless, a normal person doesn't phrase it that way.

 

[stupid frog]

THEY SAY I MURDERED MY DOG WITH COCAINE SEAN.

Because he can't prove he didn't.

 

[AnOminous]

Regardless, a normal person doesn't phrase it that way.

I assume he actually did murder his dog with cocaine. Because that's the exact kind of thing this worthless piece of shit would do.

 

[That's not TRUE]

Maybe the cop touched sonny on the head too.

 

[Polentic]

Dog smoked crack and died.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Nick the Sick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There is a non-zero chance Sunni died from a rancid batch of Kayla’s “peanut butter delight.” But the odds are much better that Nick killed the dog himself.

 

[JULAY]

I’ve got a soft spot for pugs. I have never once met a pug who was aggressive or anything other than devoted, goofy little fuckers who mostly sleep and snack.

That poor dog deserved so much more than being subjected to a chaotic household, barely getting interacted with and stuck living in its own feces.

Should have been you, Nick!
RIP Sunni. Hope you get a comfy lap up there.

Dogs with smooshed faces need extra love...

I'm going to make my dog some chicken breast just the way she likes it and give her an extra hug tomorrow.

 

[Dude Snakes]

So what was the substance she ate? Was it drugs? Lastly who else here thinks this was intentional? Nick is a demon who hates animals/likes to kill them (those poor skunks). Why did King Cobra die when we have Nick a child and animal abusing piece of shit gets to keep living? There is no justice in this world.

 

[Dread First]

"Nicholas Robert Rekeita neglected and killed a dog in 2025," - the ghost of Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Meat Target]

Hey, Nick, I hear you won't piss hot for alcohol if you drink antifreeze. It makes you feel FUNNY and WEIRD.

Yeah, European style dark chocolate is way more toxic to dogs and cats because of the higher theobromine and caffeine content. Ideally, you should never let them eat any amount, but they probably won't die if they eat a small amount of milk chocolate.

Now raisins, OTOH, are no fucking joke. Never let them eat those in any quantity.

Add to this list: gum, grapes, peanut butter, avocados, macademia nuts, onions, garlic, leeks, and chives.

 

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So this is the power of the total balldo victory technique...