💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[The Great One]

Everyone calling this dry has *not looked at the oil stain on the bottom. That isn't crust. That is oil soaked to the bottom like a really bad doughnut.
It wouldn't be dry, it would drip oil and be strangely soggy, you'd have to slurp the fat up like when biting into a really well buttered, warm English muffin.

Gross

*edit to add a photo for show and tell
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Look at the top crust line vs the bottom. Soaked in fucking olive oil. This is the infamous olive oil cakes greasier second cousin.

Disregard my last message

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[Edgeymcedgename]

Same energy

 

[Slimy Time]

uneven constant blinking like that is a major sign of CTE, has to be a world record for the fastest someone has ever gotten CTE from contact sports.

Trash defence and taking repeated blows to the head trying to Homer Simpson his way to a win is probably why. Getting his ass beat by his barber while preparing as well hasn’t helped.

But then again you hear from his coach how he half assed it or had Anisa take up half the time, no wonder he was in that state.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

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Same energy

The cow has more going on in it's head than Ian does. Also doesn't smell as bad.

 

[Mac Monster]

If, and that's a big if, they're getting it on i am convinced she does nothing but lay on her back and let Ian have his two minutes of "fun" pumping away, without her putting in any effort nor joy. Like the miserable (and lazy) bitch that she is.

In that case Ian would be staring at Anusa's hideous Wuhan bat while failing to satisfy her. No matter where he looks on her, there's always going to be some shitty tat he knows she spent an ungodly amount of money on.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

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Same energy

Unfair to the cow. It produces products that are both wanted and desired by all good people. It has a place in the world.
Ian and the nutter bitch on the other hand produce nothing of real worth other than making PPP rich and this thread grow.

 

[Charnel Ground]

In that case Ian would be staring at Anusa's hideous Wuhan bat while failing to satisfy her. No matter where he looks on her, there's always going to be some shitty tat he knows she spent an ungodly amount of money on.
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This hideous retarded bat and the buttersnake and its gang are locked in mortal combat in the spirit realm over which is worse.

Also, they don't look at each other they just stare through each other into the middle distance.

 

[the_watcher]

In that case Ian would be staring at Anusa's hideous Wuhan bat while failing to satisfy her. No matter where he looks on her, there's always going to be some shitty tat he knows she spent an ungodly amount of money on.
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Like I am no tattoo/art expert but this shit legit looks like the washed up version of these 90s temporary tattoo motifs you would find in kid's magazines that you might have gotten as a 9yr old to impress your mates at the schoolground to show off how "rad" you are. Maybe it fits the bill after all, considering Anisa/Ian's mental state.

 

[AGL Blue Bros]

Everyone calling this dry has *not looked at the oil stain on the bottom. That isn't crust. That is oil soaked to the bottom like a really bad doughnut.
It wouldn't be dry, it would drip oil and be strangely soggy, you'd have to slurp the fat up like when biting into a really well buttered, warm English muffin.

Gross

*edit to add a photo for show and tell
Wyświetl załącznik 7779099
Look at the top crust line vs the bottom. Soaked in fucking olive oil. This is the infamous olive oil cakes greasier second cousin.

God that sounds so gross. How much olive oil does she go through?

 

[Leo Frank]

God that sounds so gross. How much olive oil does she go through?

This is why Ian is shitting so much. Fuck your gluten free shit, that olive oil is lubing up his bowels more than a gay man at an orgy

Seriously, had Ian been diagnosed by a DOCTOR with celiac disease or an actual wheat allergy? Or is Anisa just guessing that since he has IBS it’s obviously gluten. It seems like she just self diagnosed him for the trend so she can brag about making gluten free food.

He probably was just eating like shit. They both consume soda so that irritates the bowels. It could be dairy. It could be a combination of a lot of things. Some people who have IBS will still have bouts of stomach issues even with extremely clean diets and cutting out dairy, gluten, fatty foods, oily and greasy foods.

TLDR: some niggas just be shittin and anus isn’t going to be able to stop it

 

[Would]

God that sounds so gross. How much olive oil does she go through?

Dunno but she’s about to make my Felippo Berio stock rise single-handedly.

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Same energy

Cattle has the capacity to feel. Ian is not even close to human, nevermind cattle. He's an NPC.

This hideous retarded bat and the buttersnake and its gang are locked in mortal combat in the spirit realm over which is worse.

Also, they don't look at each other they just stare through each other into the middle distance.

The buttersnake wins on multiple levels: the cost and the emotional cost.
18k dollars on top of ruining one of Ians longest standing friendships.
The bat may be ugly but Anisa-and-I didn't miss a wedding because of it.

 

[Dirty Mattress]

In that case Ian would be staring at Anusa's hideous Wuhan bat while failing to satisfy her. No matter where he looks on her, there's always going to be some shitty tat he knows she spent an ungodly amount of money on.
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Is this shit even considered American Traditional? I know she has a couple of tattoos which aren't in that style so their cope about getting unoriginal shit because of the style is extra funny.

And does anyone else think she finally got bored of tattoos now? She was hyping herself into getting a scorpion on her pelvis right around the time they fucked their life up. Now we know they're not poor as they still throw away their money on dumb shit but she really hasn't got any more ink when she used to get it like crazy.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

Ok at first I was going to say, eh not THE WORST but after the cross section holy shit that is not even close, why on earth would she post this

People thinking she's trying to LARP as a tradwife while being oblivious to how horrible her cooking is are looking at it wrong, it's yet another humiliation ritual for Ian showing off the slop she forces him to eat to the world.

 

[Incecticyder]

In that case Ian would be staring at Anusa's hideous Wuhan bat while failing to satisfy her. No matter where he looks on her, there's always going to be some shitty tat he knows she spent an ungodly amount of money on.
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To be fair to Ian, that bat is better looking than the whore it is painted on.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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Same energy

Indeed, although I feel the need to point out a very important distinction between these two creatures. Cows taste better and produce more milk when they live happy and healthy lives. Johmas, due to their unique physiologically, are incapable of producing the necessary levels of serotonin to enhance flavor and milk production. Even stranger, research has discovered that the average Johma produces twice the levels of milk (or lols, as it's colloquially referred to) the lower their serotonin levels are. How this came to be is still up for debate, though one researcher has speculated that it's simply an adaptation, not unlike how koalas are adapted to eat poisonous eucalyptus leaves. When asked to elaborate further, the researcher was quoted saying, "idk sometimes nature is rly retarded lol"

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

In that case Ian would be staring at Anusa's hideous Wuhan bat while failing to satisfy her. No matter where he looks on her, there's always going to be some shitty tat he knows she spent an ungodly amount of money on.
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[Carnavoyeur]

This is why Ian is shitting so much. Fuck your gluten free shit, that olive oil is lubing up his bowels more than a gay man at an orgy

Seriously, had Ian been diagnosed by a DOCTOR with celiac disease or an actual wheat allergy? Or is Anisa just guessing that since he has IBS it’s obviously gluten. It seems like she just self diagnosed him for the trend so she can brag about making gluten free food.

He probably was just eating like shit. They both consume soda so that irritates the bowels. It could be dairy. It could be a combination of a lot of things. Some people who have IBS will still have bouts of stomach issues even with extremely clean diets and cutting out dairy, gluten, fatty foods, oily and greasy foods.

TLDR: some niggas just be shittin and anus isn’t going to be able to stop it

110% Anisa diagnosed him. She has a background in nutrition and kinesiology, remember?

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Anisa jomha failed at being a slut.

anus found out the hard way that you have to
1 be hot
2 actually be sexy

to make money being a ethot.

 

[Leo Frank]

110% Anisa diagnosed him. She has a background in nutrition and kinesiology, remember?

I forgot. I thought anyone who was an expert in nutrition and kinesiology would know not to feed a person with irritable bowels food drowned in olive oil or maybe advise them against drinking soda or energy drinks.

Maybe she just forgot.