As an Australian if he tries this I'll personally fly to Edmonton, drag his skinny ass to Alice Springs, tie him to a chair and slap him red raw with a pair of thongs while he watches a bunch of coon kids run through the town on their nightly window smashing and car jacking spree.
Abos are somehow even worse than pajeets. More destructive, more criminality, more entitled, more perverted (fuckers rape their own kids and other family members on a near daily basis), somehow even smellier and all fucked up on drugs and alcohol 24/7. If they could work out how to pull off a terrorist attack they'd be neck and neck with Gazans on the race to the bottom.
We throw money at them by the truckload to try and sort their problems out and make productive citizens out of them but each year they just get worse and worse. More entitled, more lazy, more destructive, more infighting between their clans over retarded 3000 year old beefs, it never gets better. There's a reason white Aussies overwhelmingly voted no on he referendum, we're all sick of the useless cunts. But I'm sure the enlightened Mr Jomha will tell us how they just need a little more money and it'll all be sweet.
I didn't mean to go off on such a tangent over a hypothetical scenario but fuck me that got me riled up. This must be a taste of how it felt as a European to hear Ian say they just need to be kinder to the pajeets and ragheads.