💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

When you're working in an industry where work availability or successful completion of sales lack consistency, it's super important to budget wisely, have a fat savings account for emergencies and unexpected expenses (or dry spells), and no significant outstanding debts.

It's also probably a good idea to not move to a foreign country where you're starting from scratch if this is your economic situation. Pray Chibi's plot armour is strong enough.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Major Chilla Faggot somewhat credited the farms.
He doesn't show the screenshots or credit the user who worked with chibi though. (I was in the thread when the coworker got phonebooked though so maybe SOME of it is out of respect )

https://youtube.com/watch?v=orBPP_03TAY

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=orBPP_03TAY

He mentions "farms page" multiple times around the 15 minute mark.
The user he gets the messages from is @scotchtape772572

Cross post.
I'm curious if the semi credit to the farms is because his ass is getting blasted in the other thread or perhaps he did it in the last video too? Too lazy to go look at the moment. I'm also not too sure how accurate all the info was. It was on in the background.

 

[Whaler]

Cross post.
I'm curious if the semi credit to the farms is because his ass is getting blasted in the other thread or perhaps he did it in the last video too? Too lazy to go look at the moment. I'm also not too sure how accurate all the info was. It was on in the background.

There's more wrong information than right information, but some of the right information has wrong facts attributed to them. I don't understand how people can take information from the Farms and get the information wrong in a video. But I'm also not a sloptuber, so maybe their brains work differently or something.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's weird how many sloptubers have made videos on Chibi, given he's quite a niche cow. Stranger still since a lot of the ones I've watched don't even cover the more recent stuff like his multiple catfish scandals; it's always the couch incident and him cheating at Paper Mario, maybe the Iwata mock funeral if you're lucky.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

It's weird how many sloptubers have made videos on Chibi, given he's quite a niche cow. Stranger still since a lot of the ones I've watched don't even cover the more recent stuff like his multiple catfish scandals; it's always the couch incident and him cheating at Paper Mario, maybe the Iwata mock funeral if you're lucky.

I think MagicMush is going to make a remastered video on Chibi that goes over more of the things he's done.

 

[hfuenms83]

It's weird how many sloptubers have made videos on Chibi, given he's quite a niche cow. Stranger still since a lot of the ones I've watched don't even cover the more recent stuff like his multiple catfish scandals; it's always the couch incident and him cheating at Paper Mario, maybe the Iwata mock funeral if you're lucky.

I think Chibi might be a compelling lolcow to observe, because his escapades are not as extreme and outworldish as with most other more extreme cows. Some people are on the brink of sympathizing with Chibi or identifying with some of his traits. This is an endless, slow and very satisfying train crash that one can savor in over a long time and makes one wonder: "Can this happen to me?"

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is an endless, slow and very satisfying train crash that one can savor in over a long time and makes one wonder: "Can this happen to me?"

Exactly, that's why he's one of my favourite comfort cows, but it doesn't explain why anyone who makes videos on him only covers the first few years of his lore. Maybe they're all too scared of YouTube to roll the dice on the Joker ERP chatlogs.

I think MagicMush is going to make a remastered video on Chibi that goes over more of the things he's done.

I hope so. He has the most autistic voice I've ever heard but his videos are always pretty entertaining. Maybe now Dank Net is back to uploading content he'll have a crack at it too.

 

[Team TERF]

I think Chibi might be a compelling lolcow to observe, because his escapades are not as extreme and outworldish as with most other more extreme cows. Some people are on the brink of sympathizing with Chibi or identifying with some of his traits. This is an endless, slow and very satisfying train crash that one can savor in over a long time and makes one wonder: "Can this happen to me?"

It's also comforting to know that some things never change: death, taxes, and Chibi being a retard.

 

[Devotee0644]

He doesn't. Maaaaybe if he was emulating some super new nintenshit, but he never has and seemingly spends more time streaming from actual nintendo hardware in the rare times he actually streams to his 3 viewers (all troons). He's the perfect example of MUST CONSOOOOOOME.

Speaking of, I know a few of you questioned where the fuck his donkey kong obsession came from recently and whether he's a poser or not. Look back in the thread, he didn't give a shit until his 2nd or 3rd Japan trip when the DK section of Nintendo world opened. He blew at least a grand on DK merch right after and everyone had a good laugh, especially his bank.

Emulating and streaming are both CPU heavy tasks if set up right. Intel's codec for video on the igpu is probably the best one around iirc better than what's on a GPU. Even running llms I'm pretty sure Google lets you run them for free on a low priority server. Considering he doesn't PC game much if at all and it's never demanding (He like the wahoo box) Tune PCs, edit high resolution video, etc. I can't see a single reason even hypothetically that would justify his 3080ti

 

[Ctrl + Z]

I'm late to the party but I am still reeling from the revelation that Adam claims to study for hours a day. He's either lying or hopelessly retarded. He could barely put a sentence together during that interview.

If I spent that much time and money and effort on something for that long, only to not be able to succeed at the most basic thing I would be depressed all the time too.

 

[ddlloo]

I'm late to the party but I am still reeling from the revelation that Adam claims to study for hours a day. He's either lying or hopelessly retarded. He could barely put a sentence together during that interview.

If I spent that much time and money and effort on something for that long, only to not be able to succeed at the most basic thing I would be depressed all the time too.

His study consists of embarrassing himself while trying to pick up chicks in a learning-japanese discord.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

He's either lying or hopelessly retarded.

It's both!

 

[VVilford Brimley]

It's also comforting to know that some things never change: death, taxes, and Chibi being a retard.

Don't forget Caveman trooning out as well.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Chibi said he was flying over in two weeks about two weeks ago, so unless he lied I'd guess his flight over there should be soon. My guess is he doesn't go a week before his first reality check with some angry as hell Japanese guy banging on the door of whatever apato he's staying in to yell at him shut the fuck up.

 

[Looney Troons]

Wasn’t this faggot supposed to be in Japan by now? Where’s the cringe video he promised? Can’t wait for him to film himself in front of the doorknob of his new apartment so he can get doxed by the blessed turbo autists of this site

 

[DennisReynolds]

Emulating and streaming are both CPU heavy tasks if set up right. Intel's codec for video on the igpu is probably the best one around iirc better than what's on a GPU. Even running llms I'm pretty sure Google lets you run them for free on a low priority server. Considering he doesn't PC game much if at all and it's never demanding (He like the wahoo box) Tune PCs, edit high resolution video, etc. I can't see a single reason even hypothetically that would justify his 3080ti

So not a lot has changed since I last tinkered with that stuff, thank you for confirming. Can't say I'm surprised it really does just boil down to CONSOOOOOOME

Chibi said he was flying over in two weeks about two weeks ago, so unless he lied I'd guess his flight over there should be soon. My guess is he doesn't go a week before his first reality check with some angry as hell Japanese guy banging on the door of whatever apato he's staying in to yell at him shut the fuck up.

Oh shit you're right. Crossing my fingers nothing ever happens bros get BTFO, lets fucking go!!!

 

[Oliver Onions]

I've created a Talk To Staff thread asking for a counter to be added to the top of this one when/if Chibi touches down in the promised land. Do we have a consensus on what it should say? I was thinking something like 'Chibi's new life in Glorious Nippon has lasted X days and Y hours'.

 

[Billy Bong]

Looks good!

 

[Whaler]

I've created a Talk To Staff thread asking for a counter to be added to the top of this one when/if Chibi touches down in the promised land. Do we have a consensus on what it should say? I was thinking something like 'Chibi's new life in Glorious Nippon has lasted X days and Y hours'.

That's actually perfect in my opinion. Straight and to the point and easy to follow.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

That's actually perfect in my opinion. Straight and to the point and easy to follow.

Yea, can't argue with it. I had a fleeting thought of suggesting "Chibi no Nihon-hen" (Chibi's Japan Arc) because I really do want a manga adaptation of this journey eventually, but keeping it straight and to the point is probably best. We'll get a chance to come up with a title when it's all over and the first pages start getting inked