💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 137 17,4%
  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,5%
  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 10,9%
  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,3%
  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 375 47,7%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    786
This is what I picture his approach to sales to be in a nutshell.

Customer: "We're not interested in opening another line on this account, we don't need it."
Chibi: "Yea, you will also get an additional 5 gb on your mobile plan with no additional charge!"
Customer: "Um, sorry, I said I didn't want to add a new li-"
Chibi: "Great! I'll get you set up right now through my trusty crusty iPad here..."

A single-track mind that blows past any obstacle and perceives any communication from the other party to just be vaguely agreeable white noise to get through. You can tell when he checked Discord he already wanted to talk about his comeback video/his comeback video was on his mind so anyone asking him anything would have gotten the same response.
That, or:
 
Chibi is the former. Being able to play with a PC, set up a stream and slap in a new graphics card in your PC doesn't make you an IT guy.
Don't quote me on this because I'm pretty sure I saw it in passing, but I'm pretty sure Cheebs PC was a prefab or he got the parts from his Discord and had it built and then delivered to him.
 
Did he not do a PC building stream at one point where he fucked up his motherboard live?
I don't know about fucking up his motherboard live, but he did do a PC building stream. The archive I found only seems to cover his usual "I'm so mature now guys" speech.


He also paid scalper prices for a 3080ti when it was new, and had to have his discord handhold him in regards to how much ram he needed.
chibi 3080ti.webp
Chibi ram.webp
 
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Daaaaamn. My goy Chibi fucking FLEXED on that bopper. Spreading your flaps open and cannot even afford a 600 dollar GPU is indeed rough
 
Don't quote me on this because I'm pretty sure I saw it in passing, but I'm pretty sure Cheebs PC was a prefab or he got the parts from his Discord and had it built and then delivered to him.
Could be but the point is he's never actually made one. The most he's done is maybe added a card to it or upped the memory.

And yet he still thinks he can slide into the IT biz.
 
I don't know about fucking up his motherboard live, but he did do a PC building stream. The archive I found only seems to cover his usual "I'm so mature now guys" speech.


He also paid scalper prices for a 3080ti when it was new, and had to have his discord handhold him in regards to how much ram he needed.
What the fuck does he need a $2000 brand-new graphics card for? Does he even play PC games? I thought he just played Nintendo games and Kingdom Hearts.

Tbh I'm also ignorant about how much computing power you need to stream, so maybe it's necessary for the 3-4 streams a year he does to his 3 viewers.
 
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What the fuck does he need a $2000 brand-new graphics card for? Does he even play PC games? I thought he just played Nintendo games and Kingdom Hearts.

Tbh I'm also ignorant about how much computing power you need to stream, so maybe it's necessary for the 3-4 streams a year he does to his 3 viewers.
He doesn’t need that powerful of a GPU in any capacity. The only reasonable use case I can even think of would be to install SillyTavern so he can roleplay with an LLM locally without restriction. However, as has been mentioned countless times, he’s a moron and would never figure out how to get that set up.
 
he’s a moron and would never figure out how to get that set up.
Hey man he worked at micro-center, that means he KNOWS computers.

edit: throwing this in here because yotube music thought i needed to hear it again tonight

and heres teh full funeral service for anybody wanting to revist that lmao
 
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What the fuck does he need a $2000 brand-new graphics card for? Does he even play PC games? I thought he just played Nintendo games and Kingdom Hearts.

Tbh I'm also ignorant about how much computing power you need to stream, so maybe it's necessary for the 3-4 streams a year he does to his 3 viewers.
Nobody needs a $2000 GPU unless they're running games that really need it without stuttering or they're doing things like video editing.

Chibi got it because it's top of the line and he thinks he needs it to be a successful streamer.

Hey man he worked at micro-center, that means he KNOWS computers.
Ah yes like how Jay Geis a.k.a. "The Golden Knight" thought that working at Best Buy was the greatest job ever because something something computers.

But he at least got his A+ certification which is something Chibi can't do.
 
What the fuck does he need a $2000 brand-new graphics card for? Does he even play PC games? I thought he just played Nintendo games and Kingdom Hearts.
He doesn't. Maaaaybe if he was emulating some super new nintenshit, but he never has and seemingly spends more time streaming from actual nintendo hardware in the rare times he actually streams to his 3 viewers (all troons). He's the perfect example of MUST CONSOOOOOOME.

Speaking of, I know a few of you questioned where the fuck his donkey kong obsession came from recently and whether he's a poser or not. Look back in the thread, he didn't give a shit until his 2nd or 3rd Japan trip when the DK section of Nintendo world opened. He blew at least a grand on DK merch right after and everyone had a good laugh, especially his bank.
 
What the fuck does he need a $2000 brand-new graphics card for?
I think he's one of those guys who has to go big, even if there's no reason to. Either that or he's so easily lead he saw all the furore over the graphics cards scalpers and assumed that must be the card he needed to get because it was so coveted.

He's the kind of guy who walks into a car dealership to browse and walks back out with a $10k/month finance plan on a shitbox he didn't even test drive because he agreed to every single upgrade the salesman pushed on him.
 
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