🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 605 10,7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%

  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 092 37,0%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 596 45,9%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    5 652
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Judge Holden powiedział(a):
Just remember that making him think its just a basic robbery at first will get him to cooperate and let you tie him down so that by the time you start cutting off his pants with a jackknife he aint gonna be able to do but struggle just enough to titilate you.

Also that long greasy mane might look like a good handle for you to cling on to while piledriving his sandbag ass from behind, but odds are your hand will slip off repeatedly so you may want to just flip him on his back and push his ankles behind his head so you can fuck him in the ass in the style known to the japanese as tanetsuke puresu while staring him in the eyes from behind your Steven Universe mask
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Finally and most importantly, just remember that if he starts sobbing and begging you to stop fucking his ass, that's because he is actually really into it but wants you to make it hurt
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Patrick Tomlinson has so, so, so much to answer for.

Also, @Hooked on phobics , since I think Mr. Holden's deranged homolust clouded him on who he should be giving tips to.
 
Agreed, too much politics.
Here, take this, if you listen to it long enough, "I worked at Blizzard" turns into random slurring of words

 
Well Intentioned powiedział(a):
Also, @Hooked on phobics , since I think Mr. Holden's deranged homolust clouded him on who he should be giving tips to.
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Further tips are as follows
  1. Place a long pastel coloured stocking around his neck while you are fucking him. Repeatedly demand he tells you how long he worked at blizzard and each time he tries to speak you tighten it and spend 30 seconds fast-fucking his ass while he tries to breathe. If he refuses to answer fill the stocking with nickels and whip his ballsack with it for 30 seconds
  2. Trap him in some kind of cage like contraption either in the woods or in a sound insulated basement along with a gallon sized plastic jug. Tell him that if the jug is full of whatever you spray inside him by the end of the month you will let him go. Do not elaborate, allow him to make his own mind up how he fills it, as he will only be fed/watered outside the cage. When it is full then sit down next to him with a laptop and a shot glass to watch each and every one of his videos/streams/shorts. Every time he mentions blizzard he has to drink a shot from the jug.
  3. Acquire an insanely realistic fursuit using his life savings and after gagging him force him to wear it. Take him to the park closest to where his father lives and use the info on his phone to arrange some sort of casual meeting over donuts and coffee while he remains in his doggy disguise at your side the whole time. While this is happening your negro brother in law who owns several pitbulls arrives to take them for their morning walkies. Naturally the fursuit is open assed and liberally coated in fresh female pitbull musk which you purchased from Temo, and he is helpless to move as he is repeatedly mounted, knotted, and bred while you and his father engage in awkward smalltalk. You shall repeatedly make loud dog puns to his unsuspecting father while stroking behind his ears as if to dare him to expose its him inside the suit, and you will continually mispronounce the word "blizzard" while talking to his father.
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Meat Target powiedział(a):
Every new thing I learn about Jason, the more I wish I could dress up in only a loincloth and throw spears at him while jabbering like a Zulu savage.
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The only thing stopping you is shame and maybe the law unless you convince the court that you were just celebrating your heritage. But make sure to get some spear throwing training first, so you don't embarrass yourself.

Forklift Certified powiedział(a):
If mald not lolcow of the year I don't know who would be...
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I'd say Anisa's husband still has a chance, but Mald in 2025 is the perfect storm of all his past faggotry catching up with him at once.
 
Alternative timeline where Mald apologized at Dire Maul and got away with it again, @Relinquish 's thread never got moved out of prospering grounds, Mald used this momentum to spread anti-kiwifarms propaganda to get it shut down and boost his dads company, payment processors censor all NSFW games except furry ones, Discord doesn't get sued for criminal negligence, Malds career prospers to the point him and Shae become multi billionaires funding genome research to transform Mald into his fursona:


Say what you want about Mald, I'd probably agree. But to give him credit: he saved billions without his volition.
 
SlyVMan powiedział(a):
Looks like maldy uploaded 2 videos/shorts yesterday, wonder how they're do-
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Looked into this the other day, they're totally totally fucked, like unbelievably so, completely flatline,
Facom powiedział(a):
Can't edit above, apologies for double post

Cataclysmic PS Youtube shorts death (1.0E+7 = 10 million)
The last 50 shorts are barely visible on the lifetime chart.
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Also, looks like its been stolen from here and put on Encyclopedia Dramatica (https://edramatica.com/Pirate_Software#Channel_Traffic)
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Well Intentioned powiedział(a):
@Hooked on phobics
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I find it amusing so many freak out at me more or less saying "rapists gonna rape" :story:
Never said a damn thing about MYSELF in any sense involved with anything. I just know how some of those mentalities can go.
Judge Holden powiedział(a):
  1. Place a long pastel coloured stocking around his neck while you are fucking him. Repeatedly demand he tells you how long he worked at blizzard and each time he tries to speak you tighten it and spend 30 seconds fast-fucking his ass while he tries to breathe. If he refuses to answer fill the stocking with nickels and whip his ballsack with it for 30 seconds
  2. Trap him in some kind of cage like contraption either in the woods or in a sound insulated basement along with a gallon sized plastic jug. Tell him that if the jug is full of whatever you spray inside him by the end of the month you will let him go. Do not elaborate, allow him to make his own mind up how he fills it, as he will only be fed/watered outside the cage. When it is full then sit down next to him with a laptop and a shot glass to watch each and every one of his videos/streams/shorts. Every time he mentions blizzard he has to drink a shot from the jug.
  3. Acquire an insanely realistic fursuit using his life savings and after gagging him force him to wear it. Take him to the park closest to where his father lives and use the info on his phone to arrange some sort of casual meeting over donuts and coffee while he remains in his doggy disguise at your side the whole time. While this is happening your negro brother in law who owns several pitbulls arrives to take them for their morning walkies. Naturally the fursuit is open assed and liberally coated in fresh female pitbull musk which you purchased from Temo, and he is helpless to move as he is repeatedly mounted, knotted, and bred while you and his father engage in awkward smalltalk. You shall repeatedly make loud dog puns to his unsuspecting father while stroking behind his ears as if to dare him to expose its him inside the suit, and you will continually mispronounce the word "blizzard" while talking to his father.
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So I'm the unhinged one, but judge holden consulting grok on rape advice is ok? :story:
 
It’s not brought up enough how during furry sex chats he said that he thinks huskies are extra cute because their fluffy tails. To this day that’s the most disturbing thing he ever said, because it’s not even furry anthro sex stuff which is creepy enough, but also whatever even all of us non furries would all fuck officer Judy hops, but he literally wants to fuck actual animals and finds real life dogs sexy.
 
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