🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 605 10,7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%
  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 092 37,0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 596 45,9%

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It's still funny to me that the sippy cup episode was highlighted by definitely-not-Mald with a burner account back when this thread's pages were in the double digits, as if it was a 9001 IQ move to make us talk about something retarded and untrue. Checkmate, kiwichuds.
 
It's still funny to me that the sippy cup episode was highlighted by definitely-not-Mald with a burner account back when this thread's pages were in the double digits, as if it was a 9001 IQ move to make us talk about something retarded and untrue. Checkmate, kiwichuds.
So then I basically social engineered them to believe I hang out with rapists. Yeah. People saying my SSN is on Doxbin? So I was actually assigned two at birth, so yeah.
 
It's a ferret with an "ahegao" expression. What other interpretation for this emote could there possibly be, other than that the person who made it wants to fuck ferrets? It's not as much of an esoteric reference as it used to be, where there could be some plausible deniability that the connotation of that expression were simply misunderstood. It's a meme that gets printed on clothing.
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It's a ferret with an "ahegao" expression. What other interpretation for this emote could there possibly be, other than that the person who made it wants to fuck ferrets?
He IS a literal zoophile. This cunt admitted to like knots, a literal dog penis. The whole furry subculture needs to be nuked. It's not just faggots dressing in animal costumes. It's actual mentally ill degenerates who openly jerk it to animal paws, anuses and reproductive organs. These monsters are legit fucked in the head. You can't tell me a guy who did multiple ERPs in his ferret persona, and jerks it to animal cocks will not get a hard-on when """petting""" one of those poor things in his ferret Auschwitz.
 
He IS a literal zoophile. This cunt admitted to like knots, a literal dog penis. The whole furry subculture needs to be nuked. It's not just faggots dressing in animal costumes. It's actual mentally ill degenerates who openly jerk it to animal paws, anuses and reproductive organs. These monsters are legit fucked in the head. You can't tell me a guy who did multiple ERPs in his ferret persona, and jerks it to animal cocks will not get a hard-on when """petting""" one of those poor things in his ferret Auschwitz.
Not to mention when hes getting covered in their shit
 
If the man ever kill himself it will be a autoerotic asphyxiation accident because he couldn't stop jacking it to the legacy he would leave and how sorry everyone would be at his massive funeral where everyone at blizzard would hold a eulogy. One hundred white ferrets would be released and his death would be the ultimate "welcome to the finding out timeline" and last word in the conversation.

But that's just me on my insane behavior
 
His response is that he's adamant about using "sippy cups"- he clarifies that it's primarily a silly name for regular cups with screw-on lids
It's a ferret with an "ahegao" expression. What other interpretation for this emote could there possibly be, other than that the person who made it wants to fuck ferrets? It's not as much of an esoteric reference as it used to be, where there could be some plausible deniability that the connotation of that expression were simply misunderstood. It's a meme that gets printed on clothing.
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He IS a literal zoophile. This cunt admitted to like knots, a literal dog penis.
You can't tell me a guy who did multiple ERPs in his ferret persona, and jerks it to animal cocks will not get a hard-on when """petting""" one of those poor things in his ferret Auschwitz.
Every new thing I learn about Jason makes me wish I could dress up in only a loincloth and throw spears at him while jabbering like a Zulu savage.

Yes. His combination of puerility and degeneracy makes me so MATI that my brain is reverting to a primal aboriginie state.
 
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Thx for the finding, well at least a bit of faith in humanity restored he not using literally sippy cups and my prev post seems extra retarded because this

BUT

The underlying implications why he need to use sippy cups in his own house party still stands...



On the side note... I'm feeling old... +1200 pages shitting and laughing on this fag, but I still getting dumb emot on my earliest shitpost made back at page 238..! IN JANUARY !

If mald not lolcow of the year I don't know who would be...
 
are you from 1994 or something. All the left does is bootlick corporations
I am aware of this. DEI and the like has indeed mutated corporations from profit-seeking entities into woke activitist groups and they've always been pro-globohomo. What I mean to say is there is still a large "we needs consoomer protection!" contingent among the left's base (like Ethan Klein in this example). And more importantly everyone hates Mald now and it's funny.
 
I am aware of this. DEI and the like has indeed mutated corporations from profit-seeking entities into woke activitist groups and they've always been pro-globohomo. What I mean to say is there is still a large "we needs consoomer protection!" contingent among the left's base (like Ethan Klein in this example). And more importantly everyone hates Mald now and it's funny.
Ethan is a leftie in the streets, he's not a leftie in the sheets. Like every single semi/famous leftie with a disposable income.
 
All that DEI shit and leftism is just virtue signalling. When its about their interests they suddenly turn more selfish than Ayn Rand. This kind of blatant hypocrisy is the most obnoxious thing about these online woke activists. They could ramble on 0-24 about how they need more powerful voices of the trans black folx at the workplace but only after they got their nepobaby position and connections, otherwise those niggers could go pick cotton. If you are familiar with, this kind of shit, this is how exactly all Californians act. Aggressively "social" and "friendly" superficial nicety, two dicks in every jar of social issues from Tibetan gay whales to the oppressed feminist gypsy singing circles of Czechoslovakia but this is all a passive-aggressive veneer on an extremely vain, greedy and demanding personality who sees YOU as literally Hitler if you don't immediately give them what they want.
 
I could see someone wanting to rape him. Small, effeminate, dorky and kinda faggy.... And very full of himself / entitled.

I could absolutely see someone raping him, both for being ideal "prey" and "deserving it" in a predators mind (sometimes rapists might go for worse people thinking it makes it less immoral)

Is this the start of your @Judge Holden arc of wanting to make sweet sweet love to the object of your ire?
 
Is this the start of your @Judge Holden arc of wanting to make sweet sweet love to the object of your ire?
Just remember that making him think its just a basic robbery at first will get him to cooperate and let you tie him down so that by the time you start cutting off his pants with a jackknife he aint gonna be able to do but struggle just enough to titilate you.

Also that long greasy mane might look like a good handle for you to cling on to while piledriving his sandbag ass from behind, but odds are your hand will slip off repeatedly so you may want to just flip him on his back and push his ankles behind his head so you can fuck him in the ass in the style known to the japanese as tanetsuke puresu while staring him in the eyes from behind the Steven Universe mask you acquired from the nearest Spirit Halloween to disguise yourself
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Finally and most importantly, just remember that if he starts sobbing and begging you to stop fucking his ass, that's because he is actually really into it but wants you to make it hurt
 
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