🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Poisonbreath]

Small shartbound discussions update. Was too busy to keep up, but it seems like Mald may also have been. A lot of old posts and threads were up. Honestly, I thought he may have just given up on it until a few hours later when they all vanished. Mald seemingly returned the same time I did - weird stuff. Could be wrong and I may have missed some funny stuff but it did look like he was preoccupied, maybe with these new accusations.

I did check earlier on mobile, the only thread that seemed worth grabbing was this one so I did it then. Good call, since it was deleted soon after. It's just more of a thread from the previous post.

Spoiler: Why is every thread locked?

https://archive.ph/4lHkL

There's also this post, but I have no idea what they're talking about. Just seems like some retard got the wrong board somehow.

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Spoiler: Short rambling about an earlier post here and Zombie Master

Also, somewhere earlier in the thread someone posted a screencap of a profile or something from either Mald or someone they thought was him. I tried finding it again but I'm not having any luck, I don't remember when it was posted. It had a few games they enjoyed listed on it. I didn't think much of it when I saw it initially but I kept thinking about it because one of the games listed was Zombie Master.

Nobody mentioned anything about it. Unless I'm mistaking it for a different game with the same name, it's an old source mod where there's two teams. One team is all the players playing in standard first person, then there's one player that becomes the zombie master and it's more like an rts or something similar for them. Summon and control monsters, set off traps, kill off all the players. I just thought it was funny that it was one of the listed favorites, being the master seems like the type of thing a control freak would love. I recall it being fun, but it's been a long time.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Small shartbound discussions update.

He's blacklisted his own name in his streams just so he can be called thor???? That's new to me, holy shit what a colossal faggot.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Inallwaysexceptphysicalheisindian.mp4

He really did lose weight, but now his head is way too big for his shoulders. Bro is built like Scraptrap

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

He's blacklisted his own name in his streams just so he can be called thor???? That's new to me, holy shit what a colossal faggot.

I'm pressing X to doubt over here. If Mald *does* ban people for Jason'ing his ass, it has to be "manual" because he reads chat messages like this or this (sorry, no clips because I'm lazy, and there's really no point) where people ask him why he calls himself """Thor""". Although, it would be funny if he just makes these up, and the word "Jason" *is* banned.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

twitter
nitter link
archive
lyric's website

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Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

 

[Tracey Townley]

dsp will outlive pirate software

 

[Kebab Expert]

but thread is slow rn

Thread being "slow" (read: no posts for 20 minutes) is a retarded reason to shit up the thread further. This thread is already borderline unreadable due to all the double (even triple) posters, constant derailing, requests to be spoonfed information previously discussed, and retards chiming in only to say the same handful of things that have been said hundreds of times.

Anyway, the Knotcord mods are working overtime right now banning people referencing the latest accusations. The few messages I've managed to see have been removed and banned within a fraction of a second, before I can even screencap. They must be sat there staring at their screens just waiting for more humpgate messages. Hope their pay is worth it.

 

[Shekel Puff]

I’m sorry to ask such a basic bitch spoon feeding question but how is this insufferable worm popular to begin with? I mean if you ask me 99% of Twitch is insanely boring, but I can get why people have a lot of the other lolcows on as background noise.

To the replies you've already got let me add that he essentially abused the YouTube algorithm by spamming shorts. He talks about it like it's something commendable.
He took 30-60s bits from his streams, when he answers a specific question or talks about something, and basically posted it as shorts on YouTube. During upload he unchecked the "notify your subscribers" option, so the algorithm spams his shit to more people.
Then it didn't take too long for normies and children to swallow up his carefully curated "Bob Ross of programming" "wholesome father figure" "gamedev" persona. This whole thing happened in a span of 1.5 year. All because of spamming YouTube shorts.

 

[Lie Eater]

Hey guys I just wanted to say thank you for calling me out on the left handed thing actually happening in schools, I was wrong on that and I'm glad to be well informed and turned into a better man by accepting this as a mistake that I jumped the gun on assuming. Unlike mald, fuck you mald. I leave for 2 days and you raped another boy? fig the ferret is dead? what's it this time mald? adrenal failure? Insane behavior. I'm going to ignore all of the weird furry talk that happened at the most opportune time to diminish the fucking impact of what just happened and bulldoze to the point here. What the fuck guys? interesting behavioral analysis and I would love to read the dedicated thread but I need mald in tears.

mald is completely aware that it's game over for him after this newest allegation catches wind. He fucked up by entertaining and commenting on Quintheo's videos about him and brought so much attention as it was already to his pattern of abuse that you will be VERY HARD PRESSED to find a single person defending mald in good faith. (Not that it was possible) The rest will be excluded alongside him as sexual predators (We know they are already but for normies it do be a process) This is why he's hiding any replies mentioning it and taking this one into deep consideration to lock down on it. mald has avoided giving many comments on allegations about sexual deviancy aside from saying that reddit was claiming he abused the ferrets. Obviously we know the reason is that deep down mald knows how much his behavior aligns with that of a sexual predator (With a cluster B personality disorder) and we see some instances that were pointed out by members of the thread like with the "That's not my cat" comment while things like this might seem innocuous without context, we can very easily see that this aligns with him weaponizing his emotional availability against Shaye who takes care of his ferrets, almost as if he is leveraging that Shaye isn't doing a good enough job or even going as far as to blame the deaths on her entirely behind the scenes. It tracks with the ways he has abused her that is publicly visible and given the record with his ex-wife we also can apply common fucking sense to see he would be a repeat offender. Another problem is that the barefoot shit IS something you wouldn't know in passing if you hated mald, even I didn't know that mald loved being barefoot which is to say that many who paid close attention got a hard confirmation that this claim is valid. If you account for the possibilities and weight the sides considering with an open logical mind the likelihood that the allegation is true, your odds are at 98%. There's maybe a 2% chance, a 1 in 50 that gayops would be at play, but being supplied by lyric who we know is in a similar boat and jason fucking confirmed by accident as being a real person and gave himself away-- and the discord DMs? Actually let's pause right there for a second.

The only situation where it would make sense to delete all of your DMs with someone like that is if they drained personal information from you and groomed you. This is the ONE FUCKING TIME that it would make sense for mald to jump up and down given the first opportunity of a spotlight during the middle of this and go "THIS PERSON WAS EXPLOITING ME THIS PERSON HURT ME THEY'RE LYING IT'S ALL FAKE I WAS THE VICTIM I WAS EXPLOITED" but what we got instead is him shadow banning people reflexively and the given information matches up with his shtick of going, "i'm sorry that you felt that way about me raping you baby boy" Think about it. If you were accused of anything comparable or adjacent to this, you would be furious, you would be fucking mad beyond any possible scope of your current emotions that people believed it for a second-- But only if you're innocent. Like we've seen from a lot of innocent people that get accused of crimes in interogation rooms.

TLDRF: mald cannot construct even a husk of innocence in light of the new allegations because he has never been innocent before in his life. So he will act according to someone as guilty as possible!
You can dry hump my whole leg, fuck you mald. Wallow knee deep in ferret shit like it's a thursday.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I've been lurking since this thread was in PG.
I'm just gonna say it, he should be an LOTY candidate. I hate his smug voice, his retarded hat, his gay fucking face and everything he stands for.

Candidate? He’s had more features than Anisa and her husband. He’s an easy pick for the win. All we’re missing is a real, genuine meltdown

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

All we’re missing is a real, genuine meltdown

I think that will happen when his ferret Dachau gets shutdown for something illegal. Which is very possible based on what's been seen so far and what is currently the belief.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

This is the ONE FUCKING TIME that it would make sense for mald to jump up and down given the first opportunity of a spotlight during the middle of this and go "THIS PERSON WAS EXPLOITING ME THIS PERSON HURT ME THEY'RE LYING IT'S ALL FAKE I WAS THE VICTIM I WAS EXPLOITED"

I agree.

We have proof he's aware of the allegations, but he's been radio silent on this for 24 hours, and he never misses an opportunity to play victim.

This nigger is cooked.

 

[Comfort Cumfart]

All we’re missing is a real, genuine meltdown

I expected this when the first furry-sexpest allegations dropped but maldy was smart and mostly ignored them. Now if the sloptubers start spoonfeeding the normies that Jason is actually a massive fucking degenerate serial harrasser we might get some tasty seethe.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

i understand this, i feel like this too sometimes, but you have to be careful not to let this kind of emotional bias take over your judgment.

seeing his Dr K interview didn't give me emotional bias, it gave me INSIGHT. Hes a fucking sociopath, he doesn't admit when hes wrong, he always doubles down.

This isn't exactly controversial to say.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

YouTube | PreserveTube

https://cardposting.com/jthreport

So this what Cardposting was doing.

 

[itogi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Pu73qVRETMYouTube

PreserveTube, local:

2:25

https://cardposting.com/jthreport

Archive of the Card's webpage

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

ShoeGate? But seriously though, Mald (according to Mald) hates wearing socks and shoes, and he'd "rather go barefoot all of the time if [he] could, but [he] can't because society gets mad about it".

"Society" gets mad about it because it's fucking disgusting.

'i dislike this guy and feel contempt for him, so of course i could see him being a rapist!'

i understand this, i feel like this too sometimes, but you have to be careful not to let this kind of emotional bias take over your judgment.
seeing the kavanaugh case play out a few years ago, and reading about how they had previously tried the exact same thing on clarence thomas, made me extremely wary about such accusations being thrown at public figures (or even at private persons in a public forum, like mattress girl)

yes thor is a retarded degenerate gay furry egomaniac narcissist, so his credibility is near zero.
but his accuser is also a retarded degenerate furry, not exactly a trustworthy source of information either.

And just to add, that the details seem so like him in reality could just be because an ex-fan who knows him very well wrote the allegations.
I personally think they're likely to be true (though it's sexual assault, not rape), but I don't know for certain and none of us does at this point. But his reaction will likely be kino entertainment for those of us who hate narcissists (everyone here).

 

[Watching Orion]

Mald keeping radio silence on the SA allegations is probably the smartest move he has ever done. But will he resist lashing out and doubling down like a retard once sloptubers get ahold of the info and put out videos about it? My bet is on no, he fucking won't, and it'll be hilarious to watch.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Since a DMCA affidavit is a legal document, signed under penalty of perjury, and everybody who has ever heard of Maldavius Ferretfucker hates him, how long will it be until someone at the Justice Department realizes that prosecuting him for repeatedly filing false DMCA affidavits would be the easiest PR victory in history?

aren't gnomes all male?

Not sure, but I've seen Sseth's review of Arcanum and know that all gnomes are irredeemably evil (and linked to industrial-scale sex crimes), so I can see why they appeal to Mald.

Why are people still arguing about the ethics of jerking off to cartoons.

It's a mystery. Or maybe a puzzle. I guess we'll just have to contemplate the pieces of this puzzle and their possible significance.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

I hope someone can use this info, we need to save the Ferrets!


If the ferret death camp closes, I think he will have such a massive crashout, that we are going to be feasting for days.

#StopKillingFerrets