🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PC Troone Copenseethe]

All that and that he's actually retarded. Dude misrepresents everything he talks about. SKG, Blizzard, His work, himself, other people, shit that happened five minutes ago....

Dude can't stick on point or state facts without retconing himself and reality to his own damage. It's not just narcissistic traits at that point. He's a legit retard who thinks he's smart.

Absolutely. If someone has to tell you they're smart, they really aren't.

 

[Hit Squad]

In light of the new barefoot insanity, does anyone know what is going on here?
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I'm not finding the context or year, just had it saved as a DEFCON pic

edit: more context, still not sure why he seems barefoot
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edit2: AND AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK
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Also, am I imagining this or...



Actual clown shoes?

 

[FrogMinutes]

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Just searching "Lara Croft" only gave me porn, I had to specify "in-game" to get this

minecraft tits are a bit of a oversaturated market right now.
if you posted spyro I would had gotten a chuckle out of it after your whole
"I FUCKING HATE THAT BAT" thing.

 

[ApearFruit]

But you will meet people with strange fondness for these characters who aren't typically considered appealing. It makes me wonder if this phenomenon always existed, there was just no outlet to explore it.

All I know is, in one way or another, it almost always links back to this:

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

All this because he roached out and didn't use a mana gem. Talk about the 'snowball effect.

I still laugh at the face value of the fact the watershed moment for the guy who can't stop saying blizzard was the one time he refused to blizzard.

 

[Fiwi Karmer 69420]

In light of the new barefoot insanity, does anyone know what is going on here?
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Unrelated, but I love the composition of this photo for some reason; it feels like a 1700s painting.

 

[kiwifarms net]

He also made a fuckhuge post for Context
-snip full of pictures-

God, he writes so goddamn much. But it's all just padding that says nothing. I think this is legitimately one of his strategies: Write a word salad with as many verifiable facts as possible in an attempt to drown out his lies and deceptions in "little white truths." Basically it's a variant of the fucking Chewbacca Defense.
"Erm, it's a verifiable fact that the sky is blue."
"Erm, it's a verifiable fact that grass is green."
"Erm, it's a verifiable fact that I rape every ferret I own."
"Erm, it's a verifiable fact that the weather is currently partly cloudy."
"Erm, it's a verifiable fact that I worked at Blizzard for 7 years."
Then his braindead fanbase will look at all of these facts and admissions together, and just magically turn a blind eye to the glaringly obvious ferret raping admission solely on the basis that "Thor is telling the truth guys!!!!! Why can't you just listen to him?!?!?!" as if telling truths automatically equals being absolved of all crimes. Yes, he's just so doe-eyed and innocent with that poop gnome up his ass and that signature lifeless narcissist stare.

I fully support documenting this guy's orbiters. There's gonna be so much milk once you start digging into all the logically-deficient retards that Malding Faggotry has attracted. Do you think these white knights would shut down if they were ever confronted with the fact Jason is consistently misgendering his pooner spouse? Caught between either defending Mald or defending a tranny? God I need that flavor of milk one day.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

barefoot insanity

ShoeGate? But seriously though, Mald (according to Mald) hates wearing socks and shoes, and he'd "rather go barefoot all of the time if [he] could, but [he] can't because society gets mad about it". I guess he enjoys stepping on ferret shit too much

2:29

Spoiler: Sources

https://youtu.be/MjsgEUXdpDg?t=39184

https://youtu.be/jBKXZ0B54Ic?t=33280

https://youtu.be/LTPm2-XzmUE?t=14340

https://youtu.be/haM689oONus?t=17919

 

[DubyaD4D]

From -

What would you say is the full list of impending threats to Jason's apparent image and credibility?

Another inappropriate fan hookup.

- to -

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

- in 12 and a half hours, wow. Not exactly a "fan", but close enough.

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Jason put the tranny up to this. To distract us

I thought of that possiblity too after seeing the news, as now drama YouTubers are going to focus on this new thing, including that Quintheo guy, who still hasn't released the other half of the roommate interview, which has a strong likelihood of showing the bathroom gnome.
DISCLOSE THE SHITGNOME PHOTOS!!

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

I guess he enjoys stepping on ferret shit too much

Since he always tells a half-truth like a good little narc, I believe he had ferret shit all over him. What I don't believe is that he went to immediately wash it off...

 

[DumbDude43]

I can understand why, when examining stuff like the saberspark situation which seemed bunk, HOWEVER, mald isn't JUST a left wing man child faggot, hes demonstratably sociopathic on multiple fronts. Him raping seems FAR more likely than a lot of people.

'i dislike this guy and feel contempt for him, so of course i could see him being a rapist!'

i understand this, i feel like this too sometimes, but you have to be careful not to let this kind of emotional bias take over your judgment.
seeing the kavanaugh case play out a few years ago, and reading about how they had previously tried the exact same thing on clarence thomas, made me extremely wary about such accusations being thrown at public figures (or even at private persons in a public forum, like mattress girl)

yes thor is a retarded degenerate gay furry egomaniac narcissist, so his credibility is near zero.
but his accuser is also a retarded degenerate furry, not exactly a trustworthy source of information either.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

ShoeGate? But seriously though, Mald (according to Mald) hates wearing socks and shoes, and he'd "rather go barefoot all of the time if [he] could, but [he] can't because society gets mad about it". I guess he enjoys stepping on ferret shit too much
noshoes.mp4

Spoiler: Sources

https://youtu.be/MjsgEUXdpDg?t=39184

https://youtu.be/jBKXZ0B54Ic?t=33280

https://youtu.be/LTPm2-XzmUE?t=14340

https://youtu.be/haM689oONus?t=17919

good shit. My initial thought was that maybe he has a sweating issue, but it's never mentioned so I don't think so.

Now, a bit of a stretch, but I think having such strong preference for not wearing shoes shows:
- underdeveloped social behavior
- rebellion against authority
- poor judgement of risk
- disregard for others

It's also compatible with my thinking that Jason has the maturity of a pre-teen problematic boy.

 

[Gog & Magog]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY IN THE THREAD!!

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THE FURRY ONES? JUST DO HUMAN PORN

I could explain how and why, but I think I'll let Anna Kendrick and Eddie Redmayne do the explaining. Bradley Wiggins and Liam Neeson give their takes too although Liam's first crush was Wilma Flinstone which isn't bad at all and in fact quite tasteful given his fellow guest star's attractions.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I could explain how and why, but I think I'll let Anna Kendrick and Eddi Redmayne do the explaining. Bradley Wiggins and Liam Neeson give their takes too although Liam's first crush was Wilma Flinstone which isn't bad at all and in fact quite tasteful given his fellow guest star's attractions.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=btUx3gb0-FE

These are not all furry so not sure what to say but the people are mostly all evil faggots anyway

 

[Gog & Magog]

These are not all furry so not sure what to say but the people are mostly all evil faggots anyway

Liam Neeson is NOT an evil faggot.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

>Disregards consent and just dry humps
>Mongoloid coding
>Only hired through nepotism
>Complete paper tiger that lies about how qualified he is
>Literally covered in shit once (even if it was from ferrets)
>The Smell™

On all levels but physical, he is actually fucking Indian. Incredible.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Liam Neeson is NOT an evil faggot.

His answer was a good one. Unfortunetly to be in these circles you have to be an evil faggot or be owned by one.
Speaking of evil faggots, maldy is an evil faggot. Let's stay in topic!

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I think Rouge is the ugliest fucking design in the world and anyone who finds it appealing is an over-sexualised furry pedo. Not only are the proportions fucking disgusting to look at, it's paired with these overly gigantic parts, the fucking feet are going beyond the hips. The ears are so fucking unappealing to glance at, as if they're two baseball gloves glued to her disgustingly large forehead. The wings are just fucking overkill, they're larger than her entire upper body, it's distracting and don't fit at all. The arms don't match the gloves' size, at all, distracting me even further, and the fucking eyes, oh my fucking God, none of the sonic characters have mascara or eyelashes, but this disgusting piece of a troglodyte prostitute needs to have disgusting seductive and painted on eyes. I'm not even going to fucking mention the tits, that's a given. I fucking hate everything about this bat.

Anyway, I'm sperging.

Counterpoint:

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[Punished Brent]

I bet he wished he had used that mana gem now

 

[NoReturn]

Unrelated, but I love the composition of this photo for some reason; it feels like a 1700s painting.

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He looks like Chris in the second one.