🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Yeah I know that one, AFAIK it's mostly a different thing, but similarly I think there's no real transparency to it.
Come to think of it, I wonder if he's going to be more aggressive with ads as the money runs low.

Just thinking he buys gifts subs for his mods alts to dole out on hype trains.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

I hate how pussies like Ferret Fucker get off on playing tattle tale. Every gay nigger thinks they're hot shit playing up the 'I'll report you for TOS violations!' garbage.

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

He's lying even on this too?!

Nigga you can tell he's lying because these are words coming out of him

 

[Facom]

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot
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God I fucking hate it when he ends his "takedowns" with "Yup". You're so badass, red team uber haxor

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hate how pussies like Ferret Fucker get off on playing tattle tale. Every gay nigger thinks they're hot shit playing up the 'I'll report you for TOS violations!' garbage.

He's so brazen about it too. Really thinks getting some guy banned is an accomplishment. He's the perfect example of someone who should absolutely, under no circumstances, be given power over anything ever.

 

[idkmypassword]

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot
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Meanwhile no one got banned.
Those "friends" must have filtered his emails into the trash bin.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

He should be publicly lashed every time he writes "HEYA!" at the start of a comment. He writes like a faggot and I hate him.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

The 'hecking wholesome' trivialization of game dev is to get more amateurs into his community that worship his vast wealth of knowledge on the subject.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

God I fucking hate it when he ends his "takedowns" with "Yup". You're so badass, red team uber haxor

welcome to the finding out timeline buddy

I'm sure he literally was that in school too. Hes the kind of person who was the WORST of the biden administration, or trudeu, or others, who craves to use power against his enemies.

Really, mald strikes me a lot of that bit by Friedrich Nietzsche, about "tarantulas"

Seriously, maybe he doesn't winge about "equality" as much, but the stuff about hating people, lying, and being envious of people with better traits than him and REVENGE seems on par.

And since I'm bringing it up, might as well post an akira the don video about it, cause I kinda like that stuff.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I have things i want to see from various lolcows but for mald i want to see him crashout on stream ala wings of redemption and for him to be so distraught he forgot to play up his voice.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

He's lying even on this too?!

Of course. This guy has spent more time and energy rewriting his own life so he is this brilliant eccentric gamer/hacker/developer/philanthropist/entrepreneur with a cool name and deep sexy voice than he has spent writing the story for his dumb undertale knock off.

 

[Born2Sneed]

 

[Sandy Ravage]

I'm not 100% sure on the terminology but wouldn't this be attempted swatting and not actual swatting?
Since they're just calling him to make sure everything is alright?
I doubt an actual swat team has ever knocked on his door, he's just farming more pity points.

Late to the party here but I just want to point out how much Mald relies on 'technical truths' to make himself look better.

"I'm a game dev, I worked at Blizzard for seven years." Yes, both technically (barely, for the dev part) true, but he's stringing the two facts together to make you think he worked at Blizzard, as a game dev, which isn't true.
"I worked for the government, as part of a team that hacked into power plants." Yes, the team hacked into powerplants, you were just the email jockey, barely a step above the Redeems trying to get Grandma to buy them Google gift cards.
"I'm out of mana, what do you want me to do for you?" Yes, out of mana now, as in you just wasted it all and haven't used your items to regain it. You could do that, but you won't.

It just smacks of some pretty fucking severe tism, or him thinking he's 'got one over' someone else by saying x and y, and letting them infer z.

 

[_Dirtbag_07]

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Did he mention he works at blizzard?

 

[SlyVMan]

Funniest thing about Mald having wikipedia page for me is that it's unprotected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Protection_policy

So I expect there to be an editing war on it with Maldies fanbase and the "big mean trolls"

Also, they apparently made a Google Doc to plan out their edits all at once.

Spoiler: The creator's Discord account because why not

 

[my penis is on fire]

Funniest thing about Mald having wikipedia page for me is that it's unprotected.
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So I expect there to be an editing war on it with Maldies fanbase and the "big mean trolls"

Also, they apparently made a Google Doc to plan out their edits all at once.
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Spoiler: The creator's Discord account because why not

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We are a technical, information, and truth loving bunch, with a side of mischief.

I’m sure the Wikipedia Jannies will be warmly receptive of this editing style.

 

[The Stranger]

Really, mald strikes me a lot of that bit by Friedrich Nietzsche, about "tarantulas"

Seriously, maybe he doesn't winge about "equality" as much, but the stuff about hating people, lying, and being envious of people with better traits than him and REVENGE seems on par.

Based Akira the Don enjoyer, I've been listening to that song since it released. The line about "and to be a judge seems bliss to them" is also particularly true for Maldy

edit:
"mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful; they are people of a low sort and stock"

 

[blargenheimer]

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Based Akira the Don enjoyer, I've been listening to that song since it released. The line about "and to be a judge seems bliss to them" is also particularly true for Maldy

edit:
"mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful; they are people of a low sort and stock"

Glad to see someone else likes his stuff.

Really so many points in the video reek of mald

also the line about "they speak in favor of life, but only because they wish to hurt" strikes a chord too, he has his ferret sanctuary, but shaye is heavily involved with all her weird necrophilia and babyfur shit, and he himself is a massive furry. And despite running it, when the cat is crying and yowling in hunger, he says "NOT MY CAT"

Really it all lines up too perfectly

 

[limbdiction]

Also, what's he trying to do, taking this pic and then sharing it with his discord?

He likes humiliating her. See: the sign incident.