🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Well Intentioned]

How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

Skinnyfat.

Also why the fuck does he think that poorly emulating an Aphex Twin album cover is the way to go for a professional employee photo? Yeah, be a little casual or whatever but dude just looks like a 14 year old doing his best to emulate what he thinks is 'unhinged' or 'wacky/zany' behavior.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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>Groups
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You don't say, Mald.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

To be fair, he did ease up on the "blizzard"'s significantly in 2025
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Data isn't complete due to deleted WoW streams, but current record is 96 "blizzard"'s in 2023, with 3111 "blizzard"'s overall

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot

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[Maldavius Figtree]

Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

He switches between it. If you look at it from a narc abuser POV, the misgendering makes sense. Jason refers to Shaye as "he" when typing or in situations where it's obvious he has time to think his words through, but says "she" when put on the spot. Now it might be genuine mixups, but knowing him, it seems far more likely to be a tactic where he lets her know he doesn't really think of her as male, while being able to play off all misgendering as a slip of tongue to undermine her selfworth.
Does that make sense to anyone?

If you are at all physically able to have intercourse with that thing, you 100% are a homosexual pedophile (I know it's a tautology).

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He switches between it. If you look at it from a narc abuser POV, the misgendering makes sense. Jason refers to Shaye as "he" when typing or in situations where it's obvious he has time to think his words through, but says "she" when put on the spot. Now it might be genuine mixups, but knowing him, it seems far more likely to be a tactic where he lets her know he doesn't really think of her as male, while being able to play off all misgendering as a slip of tongue to undermine her selfworth.
Does that make sense to anyone?

I used to think very much so, but recently I've been wondering if Shaye personally hasn't walked back (a bit?) the transition herself.

If you are at all physically able to have intercourse with that thing, you 100% are a homosexual pedophile (I know it's a tautology).

Yes, >= 100%

 

[ClownWare]

To be fair, he did ease up on the "blizzard"'s significantly in 2025

He ran out of mana.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

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Interesting little thing:

That little double-space between "got" and "him" isn't a normal typo he makes. Seems like it was maybe a pre-post adjustment. Wouldn't be surprised if it said "Her" originally before he realized everyone was gonna see it so it wouldn't be an easy sneak compared to his spoken slip-ups.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Shaye looks like a 14 year old boy in this picture

Sounds right up Jame's alley. I bet he hates that she doesn't have a real dick though. Or isn't a ferret.

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot
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Mega-cringe top-tier fag behaviour. I can't hate this prick enough. Funny to see how far he's fallen from then. Stupid bitch.

Does that make sense to anyone?

Yes, it makes sense.

Narcissists scheme a lot, and if they can hook someone into their web of bullshit, they will systematically break that person down through shit like this("not my cat"). Destruction of a captive's self-worth is crucial to making sure said captive doesn't stand up and leave, because they need a constant audience.

There might be a term for a person that a narc latches onto and drains. I mean 'host' is obvious, because a narcissist truly is the parasite of joy, but maybe something more appropriate.

Then again it's also possible that Shaye is so mentally deranged it can't decide what it's supposed to be any given day of the week.

 

[Panoramic Overton Window]

How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

Two puberties and still no musculature to show for it.

 

[BigPeanut]

He ran out of mana.

How much mana does it take to cast rape on a ferret? He’s always so low and mana and that’s the only thing he does other then stream which is a zero mana ability.

 

[Raspberry Cake]

he grew up on 4chan and SomethingAwful

I know he said that, but I think he was mostly grown up (his attitude had definitely been solidified by then) by the time he allegedly set foot in either site. That, and also because he said that. He might even have regurgitated this from a third party!
Insane behavior, dude.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

How much mana does it take to cast rape on a ferret? He’s always so low and mana and that’s the only thing he does other then stream which is a zero mana ability.

Not only is it free, he actually steals mana from the ferret in the process. The prophecy says after 1 million raped ferrets he'll have enough mana to become a lich.

 

[DumbDude43]

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swatted 300 times this months!
insane behavior, stalker child!
i have sent all your data to the police! enjoy prison!
t. jason hall thorlinson

 

[ModernRenaissanceManchild]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

 

[BigPeanut]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

Gnome in ass, cock in ferret, time to stream configuring Minecraft files for 19 hours while seething at the chuds.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

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Jesus, i didn't think the pooner could look even more pathetic and disgusting.

Also, what's he trying to do, taking this pic and then sharing it with his discord? Nobody needed to see that. The thing he didn't need proof of he's showing but the swatting thing he can't?

 

[gaarashatan]

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is he blaming quintheo for swatting him? and wheres the proof?

and calling him out on what? homie has no ground to call anyone out givin his history. until i see some hard evidence i dont believe a word this dude says cause what i have seen is proof of him lying over and over. weird he streams so much yet we didnt see him swatted on stream

 

[BigPeanut]

is he blaming quintheo for swatting him? and wheres the proof?

and calling him out on what? homie has no ground to call anyone out givin his history. until i see some hard evidence i dont believe a word this dude says cause what i have seen is proof of him lying over and over. weird he streams so much yet we didnt see him swatted on stream

How the fuck could you ask for proof right now! He’s being murdered by the SKG community and there is a genocide in Palestine, do better!

 

[Fat At The Internet]

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>official photo
Deboonked.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

>official photo
Deboonked.
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He's lying even on this too?!