🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Lambda]

Mald had his boy TheAlienAdventures whitewash the article to make it less neutral and more pro-Mald.

Also shoved in a bunch of bullshit about his unlicensed and illegal "ferret rescue" which has no credible citations. They really are desperate to get that in there. Maybe Mald should get it licensed and have official documentation somewhere in that case.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It would be pretty funny if Mald put a bunch of fake positive shit on his wikipedia page only for it to get hit with the "You can help improve this article by adding sources"

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Is that actual SL or the Journal?

That is from me logging in after years and seeing that he is part of public groups. From that you can just join the group, check the group list by search. If they are in the group, it will show the last date they logged in.
Fuck it, his OP didn't have screenshots of his gay-as-fuck profile in SecondLife, so here are screenshots of his profile as of 07/25/2025

Opening page of profile


Feed tab, this shows SecondLife's weird net profile things where it tracks name-changes. Here's all of Mald's


Here are all of his Picks (Individual text pages on the main profile with direct teleports to where they were made) in order from top to bottom

Faggy humor, no landmark. Place is likely long gone.


The landmark is "The Cock Gardens, Mordheim (201,24,22)". I do not know what this place is and I am in no rush to find out.



Talked about this earlier, the landmark leads to some sim named Static.



Another pick with the Static Sim's landmark attached.


His Real Life tab.

His "Classifieds" tabs are empty (He isn't offering any jobs or land) and the "Notes" section is a place for the person viewing the profile to take notes like a blank place to type and save.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Lol he still logs into Second Life daily.

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Mans gotta crank his hog to something, doesn't he?

Funny that he calls himself malware, seeing how he's infecting the minds of, and spreading his influence over, thousands of people's children.

 

[Hit Squad]

He was talking about the 3500 sq ft ferret fucker shelter thing earlier on stream. Apparently plans are being signed off by the construction company.

Size reference

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Very approximate cost
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Maldo overseeing his new ferret sanctuary:

 

[whalebiologist]

Ferretfucker.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

Mans gotta crank his hog to something, doesn't he?

Funny that he calls himself malware, seeing how he's infecting the minds of, and spreading his influence over, thousands of people's children.

Or he has some STD/STI from ferretfucking so he spreading diffrent kind of malware.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Don't remember if this was mentioned already but I like the photo choice.
It's an accurate portrait: insecure, scared and balding.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

When someone extends the hypetrain, he's increasing it not just with his donation, but in part by the ones that will follow.
If the creator offers a slice of the final pie to a donor, you give that person the unique ability to:

1. Extend it at a discount
2. Potentially earn a profit

Jason is arguing that Khronos didn't profit, and maybe that's technically true, so he's going all in on that. NO PROFIT, NOT A SCAM! But this just speaks to Khronos retardness.
He still was in the UNIQUE position to earn a profit by keeping the train alive with huge discounts, and he did so DECEIVING the audience with an alt account.
Consider any other mod that donated <$2k USD. That person profited from the same situation.

You really have to be a single-braincell individual to miss this.

He also put out a short back when he took off talking about playing ads, taking half of that money the ads paid to buy Tier 1 subs and giving those out to the community which he then gets a cut of. I'd look it up, but that would put him back into my algorithm and I'd rather eat a bullet.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Shaye looks like a 14 year old boy in this picture

 

[el gordo]

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'i literally never bring it up''

 

[Dean Pentel]

Don't remember if this was mentioned already but I like the photo choice.
It's an accurate portrait: insecure, scared and balding.
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He has such a punchable face. I'd love to see him run his mouth the way he does and get his glasses slapped off his face. I bet he'd have that stunned, on the verge of tears look that women get when someone hits them back.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I'm not sure the video essayist I linked is trying to "trick" anyone, though.

If I was going to do video essays I'd rather have a soothing voice than a graty one.
So I can't blame anyone who does it.
If you ask any podcaster who isn't an insecure mess about it they'll admit to doing it just because it sounds better for a listener.
For Jason, it is a point of insecurity.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

It gets worse
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This point is moot when they all reek of Mald's anus anyway.

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

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How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

'i literally never bring it up''

To be fair, he did ease up on the "blizzard"'s significantly in 2025

Data isn't complete due to deleted WoW streams, but current record is 96 "blizzard"'s in 2023, with 3111 "blizzard"'s overall

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He also put out a short back when he took off talking about playing ads, taking half of that money the ads paid to buy Tier 1 subs and giving those out to the community which he then gets a cut of. I'd look it up, but that would put him back into my algorithm and I'd rather eat a bullet.

Yeah I know that one, AFAIK it's mostly a different thing, but similarly I think there's no real transparency to it.
Come to think of it, I wonder if he's going to be more aggressive with ads as the money runs low.

He has such a punchable face. I'd love to see him run his mouth the way he does and get his glasses slapped off his face. I bet he'd have that stunned, on the verge of tears look that women get when someone hits them back.

I think lots of women can handle a fight better than him. But yes very punchable.

 

[potato sack]

its funny cos like even if youre charitable enough to larp that the ferret auschwitz and his work at blizzard was positive it will still not be enough for baldy cos theres the drama he pioneered and therefore theres NOTHING positive in that article

what a colossal faggot

 

[BigPeanut]

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Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

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Forced her to suck so much ferret cock her tonsils got knocked out, sad!

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

WikiPedia told me to fuck off after I corrected "extreme-right" to "radical-right", because "extreme-left" was already altered to "radical-left". Such whiny cunts on there, I only go there for absolute factual things now-a-days, mathematics 'n' shit, things that you cannot prove wrong with "opinions".
Pardon my political sperging.