🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The Fuck Am I Doing Here?]

New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.

Video got privated

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.

Did you archive it??

 

[JellyMaggot]

At the current rate, 2 more days until we hit it.
Unless, of course, there's one last push (which, it looks like, will come from the animation side of youtube) and we get 15k votes tomorrow.

James Lee has fulfilled your wish.

 

[Lambda]

Did you archive it??

No it was a stream, the vod is private to avoid false DMCA by Mald. If I find an actual vod clip somewhere I'll archive and post it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I have worked at Ubisoft for 7 years.

Your nintendo dad must be disappointed

 

[SlyVMan]

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

(preservetube)

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

vtuber reacting to mujin's video
implies that PirateSoftware's high pitched voice is likely his furry uwu roleplay voice
xD
kept joking about piratesoftware working at blizzard for 7 years and eventually begin getting sick of hearing piratesoftware mentioning his blizzard employment

 

[Roachbound]

New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.

@Scorpion From MK 's vod, all credit goes to him according to the people(who wish to not be named on this site) involved in making the livestream/video.

A video is coming out in a few hours, the livestream is temporarily archived.

Also Mald failing the basics of cybersecurity by leaking his text messages onscreen is so fucking ironic

 

[Elite Kipchak]

New drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ANnQ3gO0

Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.

This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier
the only way to redeem yourself at that point is to rope.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald.

When he defends the "do nothing statement", it made me wince even as a non coder because theres....really, really no reason to write that. Even someone like me with no code experience can understand if a code ISN'T ran, it does nothing. Might as well have a code statement also says "this DOESN'T genocide india" or something. Like no shit. And you don't need to document that because thats some basic ass understanding that if you DONT run the code, nothing happens. Its actually kinda infuriating because I've done at most TINY script changes in existing files along with some modding Q/A, but I still know this firmly, if you DONT run a code, NOTHING HAPPENS.

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier
the only way to redeem yourself at that point is to rope.

if he actually DID quit law school for that, I could see that. Especially since pirate conned his way to the top, and once people grow wise to this, hes not getting that back.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QyVGWhfSa3k(preservetube)

Feels maybe like a parody of mald?

 

[my penis is on fire]

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier

Became a paid janny for Thor only to give that money right back to him. I think The Jews were onto something when they started calling people goyim

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

>Furfag l33t Hackerman9000 fucks his opsec on the worst possible subject at the worst possible time
It's confirmed at this point that GOD HIMSELF wants us to milk this faggot for all he's worth.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Became a paid janny for Thor only to give that money right back to him. I think The Jews were onto something when they started calling people goyim

how much does that affect his taxes for income if theyre funneling the money back into themselves for inflated sub count? I notice a LOT of his subs right now are gifted. At least according to https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/subscribers

 

[Nintoddler]

>quits law school to buy subs full time for a poop gnome sommelier
the only way to redeem yourself at that point is to rope.

Let's be real, doubt he was going to graduate in the first place. Or at least he spared people from the worlds most terrible lawyer.

 

[Seeans]

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QyVGWhfSa3k(preservetube)

Any static code analysis worth his salt would complain about "useless code" there.

I like how he keeps stressing its self-documenting code when Mald needs to comment almost every single line of code because his code is full of incomprehensible indexes. Any programmer that would have to pick up his code after would never know what the fuck does global.storyline_array[334] mean, what is case 1 or case 2, etc. If he need to do nothing than just place a comment there, you already did that for almost every single line of code.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Became a paid janny for Thor only to give that money right back to him.

I'm ALMOST CERTAIN that kronos was compensated for this. Its still scummy and kronos is a bitch, but I don't think kronos was just DONATING tons of money and effectively getting paid less. Especially when kronos jumped ship to mald for money

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

how much does that affect his taxes for income if theyre funneling the money back into themselves for inflated sub count? I notice a LOT of his subs right now are gifted.

iirc there was a Youtube short of Malding Fagtree bragging about how whenever he gets paid from Twitch revenue, he puts into subs so that "more people can watch his content" because he's "dislikes ads" on Twitch.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

@Scorpion From MK 's vod, all credit goes to him according to the people(who wish to not be named on this site) involved in making the livestream/video.

A video is coming out in a few hours, the livestream is temporarily archived.

Also Mald failing the basics of cybersecurity by leaking his text messages onscreen is so fucking ironic

This is so excellent. I wish Charlie would cover this. Oh man he'd half to ban half of Twitch after that.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

wtf is that shit at 4:30 lmao
i need the peg on the sign, shaye
the exclamations won't fit if the peg isn't there, shaye
don't you see it? people will be mad at me, shaye
THIS IS ON YOU!

edit: it just keeps getting worse

This is the negative reinforcement you see with abusive spouses.
Shaye from what I understand is a piece of shit though so... Its a wash.

Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QyVGWhfSa3k(preservetube)

Ex Ubi?
Nigger wasn't even good enough to work at ubisoft.

I'm ALMOST CERTAIN that kronos was compensated for this. Its still scummy and kronos is a bitch, but I don't think kronos was just DONATING tons of money and effectively getting paid less. Especially when kronos jumped ship to mald for money

Mald will pay him with exposure.