🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 604 10,7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%
  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 090 37,0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 592 45,9%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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150 lines over 16 routes sounds impressive until you do basic math. 9.3 lines per route. Assuming it's a back and forth that's 4-5 lines of dialogue per person where a third are fucking ellipsis. I don't understand how his shape sorters aren't offended by that when there's more dialogue placing an order at McDonald's than one of his 'routes.'
 
I'm not interested enough to watch Shaye's content to get a grasp on what kind of person she is
She's a freak that draws cubfur and gore and furfag shit.

 
just the same way he doesn't use SSE on his highly optimized raytracing code, and SSE is *ancient* in comparison to shaders.
I'm guessing you're more or less at the mercy of the runtime deciding whether to use SSE for code that would be better off with it, unless there are explicit SIMD functions. But imagine, if GameMaker had support for inline asm and Jason tried to write it, the milk would be endless.
 
150 lines over 16 routes sounds impressive until you do basic math. 9.3 lines per route. Assuming it's a back and forth that's 4-5 lines of dialogue per person where a third are fucking ellipsis. I don't understand how his shape sorters aren't offended by that when there's more dialogue placing an order at McDonald's than one of his 'routes.'
It's barely dialogue. It's a complete joke. See this post for some concrete examples from this patch if you haven't already:
Looking through the patch diff...
Anyway, as has been said before, this whole "multi-routes" thing is a shtick in the first place.
A game where you make some decisions is called a normal fucking game.
 
The fact the industry is basically 1 to 1 saying exactly what jason said about SKG bodes SO BADLY for him being a plant

ubisoft responds exactly like jason

I know the game companies of europe thing already said this, but now ubisoft alone is saying it. And its the same "but we can't run servers til the end of time" shit.
its crazy how billion dollar companies, with all the lawyers and resources
conveniently doesnt know how to read
whenever it suits them
 
The fact the industry is basically 1 to 1 saying exactly what jason said about SKG bodes SO BADLY for him being a plant
I thought of an interesting possibility. I think Jason is not so much an industry plant as he is trying to skinsuit being one. It's possible that because he wants to be seen as an insider, he was predicting what an insider would think and say about SKG. The benefit of this for him is establishing or maintaining an image of someone who is "in". This can sometimes be leveraged into becoming an actual insider. Fake it 'til you make it.

Copying a character like that is something he's legitimately skilled at, and has reliably had success with (for a time, anyway.) I think he predicted too well this time, and actually guessed what publishers would argue. But since they're associated with his brand that rapidly turned toxic, (worse, they might as well have been at the brand equivalent of ground zero in Chernobyl,) he's essentially poisoned the well for publishers. They were shit arguments, but thanks to Mald having made them as he did, they are shitty and cringe. He created an optics disaster for them before they could move. Ubisoft's strongest solider detonated the suicide vest before they even headed out. Hilarious shit.

Either that or publishers based their arguments on his videos, which is hilarious for different reasons.
 
I thought of an interesting possibility. I think Jason is not so much an industry plant as he is trying to skinsuit being one. It's possible that because he wants to be seen as an insider, he was predicting what an insider would think and say about SKG. The benefit of this is establishing or maintaining an image of someone who is "in". This can sometimes be leveraged into becoming an actual insider. Fake it 'til you make it.
this is somehow a sadder idea.
its crazy how billion dollar companies, with all the lawyers and resources
conveniently doesnt know how to read
whenever it suits them
ross scott also commented. he of course assumes its ubisoft playing dumb...

really its kinda funny huge corporations are relying on such flimsy lies. I really, REALLY want to see video of an EU parliment person yelling "THATS NOT WHATS BEING ASKED YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!"
 
this is somehow a sadder idea.
I think it fits with nearly everything else known about him.
  • "I worked for Blizzard for 7 years a century"
  • "I'm a game developer"
  • "I hacked power plants for the US Government"
  • His voice shenanigans
  • The ferret death camp's ambiguous charity status
  • His Second Life "scripting"
  • Maybe his EVE career too
/x/ was wrong about skinwalkers, they'd just get laughed at and called a retard.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t0RgOWnhcO4From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game
The worst part about all of this is that the game would be improved if you just didn't put the sign in the textbox for no reason. I assumed for some reason that there was actually going to be some amount of effort put in and the text was going to be on the sign, but no, he literally just slapped a png on the textbox and is getting mad that it's taking up too much space.
 
I missed the 1k bogaloo and malds bday, because I'm actually working my ass off irl...

So my nigger if you read this... I wish you happy bday, Mary Xmas and happy Hanukkah...

Also I wish for the SKG receive THOUSAND TIMES as many valid signature just as many pages this thread has !
 
It got a small mention a few hundred pages ago and it's pretty small beans compared to everything else here, but just thought it was worth mentioning that James 'Malding' Hall is still hard at work nuking the Heartbound Steam Discussions. New threads pop up when he's asleep or otherwise too busy to keep his watchful eye over them.

Moderation pattern is very obvious if you watch for a day or two:
  1. Delete all remotely negative posts and threads, permaban the users
  2. Sometimes keep positive posts (there's friendly-fire permabans, or at the least the posts get deleted)
  3. Lock any thread that he can spin positively (usually positive threads)
  4. Reply with some bullshit and mark it as thread answer
Unless someone else has access to that PirateSoftware dev account, it's him doing all of it manually. Ban message says it's dealt by the developer. This is such embarrassing fucking behaviour from a 40-year-old manchild, how much time does he waste between this, twitch, and discord bans?

If someone keeps an eye on it they might be able to catch a really good thread showing this off. At the moment, there's only two unlocked threads, and one of them must've been dropped mid-cleansing because it has this ridiculous-looking shit where the only comments that weren't deleted were this glazer fag.
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Don't know why that one guy stayed while it's replying to deleted ones, including a post defending him and asking a question. Does he think this makes him look good to normal people? Can take a look, there isn't much here though - https://archive.md/MsI3r

Is he still using that "the negative reviews are from people refunding" lie? I recall him saying that reviewers get an option to say they refunded instead of it being automatic, obviously bullshit.
 
wtf is that shit at 4:30 lmao
i need the peg on the sign, shaye
the exclamations won't fit if the peg isn't there, shaye
don't you see it? people will be mad at me, shaye
THIS IS ON YOU!

edit: it just keeps getting worse
he’s literally the biggest jerk off psycho dickhead on the planet. I wouldn’t talk to someone I hated like this, let alone my pooner slave gf who I love, who raises my animals for me, does the entire “ferret rescue” for me and does all the art in my game for free.
 
New drama
Jason caught having his mods buy subs and bits to inflate the hype train, probably violating Twitch TOS. We just need some leaks about the obvious sub/view botting.
caught.webp
This chat leak is legit, Quin found the vod it came from, this conversation was happening live during the hype train.
 
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