🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[itogi]

The "This video is private" message makes me think the uploader took it down. Maybe we're in for a "The PirateSoftware community brigaded me" from AngelaIdot here?

Community posts explaining the reason why the video is now private
Link (archive)

Link (archive)

 

[Gas Snake]

Community posts explaining the reason why the video is now private
Wyświetl załącznik 7618483

God, furries ALWAYS disappoint.

 

[dustnight]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
Wyświetl załącznik 7616432
Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose
7:23 - haven't slept since 9 a.m. yesterday because of the update he didn't finish

maldcodejesusseethe-c.mp4

Guess who just uploaded a video responding to Mald?

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

When asked "Is he a webdev or something"

This is funny because if you pull up the code for Mald's ferret fucking website you can see that his html code is also unfathomably shit.

Oh, my, fucking, God... No fucking way he coded this by hand, no, nooooo...

>puts everything in a div called "shell" (not necessarily bad practice but not GOOD, at all)
>despite this, the site still overflows LOL
Overflow is what happens when too much shit is on screen and you have to scroll left and right. He could either a) make his site fucking responsive at all (not going to fucking happen) or b) cover it up with "overflow: hidden". (That's more Mald's way)
>uses a "grid" element (made up garbage)
>puts everything in two "grids" too
>yet, despite doing all of this, he fucking fails at using a grid
1fr means "fill up the rest of the space", 100% means "fill up 100% of the space available". He wanted two parts of the website to be filled, only ended up with one massive element that does nothing. WHOOPSIES!

>uses inline style (real bad practice)

>uses h1-h4 just fucking randomly all over the place (real fucking bad practice, it means he only uses h4/h2 because the default styling matched his vision)

>uses div's for EVERYTHING, even navigation bars, which have unique elements DESIGNED for them (just calls them nav-section and gets it over with)
>uses ul/ol/li yet clearly doesn't know the fucking use case for any of them
"UL" refers to "Unordered list", which is for lists that don't require it to be numbered. "OL" refers to "Ordered list", which refers to it DOES having to be numbered/ordered. "LI" stands for a list element. Despite this all being the literal definition of all of these, he just randomly uses them.

>the worst fucking button I've ever fucking seen holy shit

He uses an "a" element, which is fine, it's for buttons. But then uses an IMAGE element for the button itself, which is already retarded but then goes onto use ONMOUSEOVER AND ONMOUSEOUT. IN MY YEARS OF WEB DEVELOPMENT HAVE I NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO UTTERLY RETARDED. THIS IS A SIMPLE SOLUTION, USE A CSS HOVER STATE, WHY ARE YOU DOING IT THIS WAY. THIS "SOLUTION" COSTED YOU MORE TIME AND CHARACTERS TO TYPE OUT.
>Why even bother adding a "seperator" class when you separate USING FUCKING BREAK ELEMENTS ALREADY

>Despite already having a "seperator" class beforehand we now have a different "seperator" class.
>PLAIN TEXT IN BETWEEN ELEMENTS, LEARN WHAT A PARAGRAPH ELEMENT IS RETARD

0:31

This is genuinely the worst coded website I've ever seen. Accessibility is a fucking nightmare on this piece of shit. This is his global array in terms of websites; unmaintainable, overly fucking long, as if someone who just started out, knowing what a website is in 1999, made something. No one teaches how to make a site this way, no one would WANT to. It's just, baffling to me.

There are some elements that have been added because of my extensions, ignore those

 

[Slimpacks]

"I was turning off the alarms, so there would be no need to use a for loop"
This guy is such a dumb nigger.

TRUE, and then he goes "I don't disable all of them I disable some of them" as if you can't make a list of specific alarm ids and disable them in a for loop like the chatter suggested. At this point gamemaker should sue mald for defamation or something, as he always tries to justify himself by saying that gml allows only extremely retarded code.

 

[Aidan]

Did anyone else archive the stream today ( 2025-07-08 )? I started a live download when I read people mentioning he disabled today's VOD. I checked the last few pages and didn't see anyone mention it.

Here it is on GoFile, 2.5gb@360p. It ends with a deliberate outro so it looks like I got the whole thing without problems.

Also, it seems VodRecovery is working on today's stream, there have been updates since last time I tried so either they fixed it and/or that one vod was uniquely messed up. I'm gonna snag today's in 720p both as a test and because this stream is juicy and that bit of higher quality may make the footage more usable.
I'll upload the 720p version to GoFile when it downloads and try to stick it in the same GoFile folder. I'll edit this post with the results if I still can.

I started to download it from Youtube but was too late and so have the beginning only. Great job, thank you for doing that. We're at the point where we need to just download every stream because Mald is a disingenuous faggot that can't resist talking shit and then trying to cover it up as soon as he can.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

We're at the point where we need to just download every stream because Mald is a disingenuous faggot that can't resist talking shit and then trying to cover it up as soon as he can.

Yeah, with today's vod disabled from the start it looks like he sees clips from his downed vods and he's going to try more and more tricks to hide his tracks. It's practically a direct challenge at this point. #stopkillingvideos

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Coding Jesus has posted a Response video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q6aRA0szfiI
Archive | Local:
videoplayback.mp4

Damn I wish Mald would mald directly at me so I could have a Joeyy-tier glowup.

 

[canalCrab]

Oh, my, fucking, God... No fucking way he coded this by hand, no, nooooo...

I despise frontend work, and I can write MUCH better html.

>yet, despite doing all of this, he fucking fails at using a grid
1fr means "fill up the rest of the space", 100% means "fill up 100% of the space available". He wanted two parts of the website to be filled, only ended up with one massive element that does nothing. WHOOPSIES!

1fr actually means 1 fractional filling of the space. Which autoadjusts based on how many fractional columns you'd have. (1fr 1fr, for example, gives each one half, 1fr 3fr 1 fr, gives the first and last element 20% each, the middle one 60%)
But still retarded to use 1fr 100%

>uses inline style (real bad practice)

Better than having a class that is like 50 tailwind options

>uses div's for EVERYTHING, even navigation bars, which have unique elements DESIGNED for them (just calls them nav-section and gets it over with)

custom html elements, my beloved (<nav-section> is a valid html element, then you can write nav-section {} in the .css file and get quite nice usability.)

He uses an "a" element, which is fine, it's for buttons.

Technically an anchor element, but it can be used for buttons, links and such as well.

Sorry for sperging out about it, but:

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

entirely possible people just bent over once they saw the vge reply thinking it's an actual goverment or something

volkcolopatrion seems to literally think VGE's statement is "Europe has spoken"

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

1fr actually means 1 fractional filling of the space.

I was explaining it with the code on screen, just having 1fr means "fill the rest". Just neatly fits in with it being called "fr", "fill remaining".

Better than having a class that is like 50 tailwind options

Don't use whataboutism here. I hate Tailwind too (I have the inane ability to actually write good CSS), but I'm here to shit on Mald.

<nav-section> is a valid html element

Sure is, he sure doesn't use it! He uses a div with the class "nav-section"!

 

[canalCrab]

volkcolopatrion seems to literally think VGE's statement is "Europe has spoken"

I just realized he even has a name that makes me think of lolcow.

I was explaining it with the code on screen, just having 1fr means "fill the rest". Just neatly fits in with it being called "fr", "fill remaining".

Don't use whataboutism here. I hate Tailwind too (I have the inane ability to actually write good CSS), but I'm here to shit on Mald.

Sure is, he sure doesn't use it! He uses a div with the class "nav-section"!

Entirely valid points, My apologies for stepping on your toes.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

ok i almost done sketching out the rough design of the war (blizard activision)
what should be activision head be?

 

[twinArmageddons]

what should be activision head be?

Probably something call of duty related since thats their cashcow like maybe a fucked up ghost mask

 

[crestfallen]

For someone who fancies himself as the Bob Ross of programming, it's absolutely surreal how proudly he flaunts banning any criticism. He spends more time setting up methods to ban people more effectively than he does working on his game. His audience must have some kind of stockholm syndrome to willingly put up with this reign of terror.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Oh, my, fucking, God... No fucking way he coded this by hand, no, nooooo...

I will refrain from sperging further but some of those snippets are really funny, thanks for sharing.

I'll just take issue with his bio again:


Mald, you said on stream today that people should verify your work record on Linkedin:



So much about this has already been said so whatever, I'll just point out that the last line on his resume reads kinda funny coming from Mald

Almost like he has an authority issue...

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Here it is on GoFile, 2.5gb@360p. It ends with a deliberate outro so it looks like I got the whole thing without problems.

Edit: 720p (15.7gb) version successfully uploaded into the same GoFile folder! Ready to distribute clips to your favorite sloptuber.

I managed to cleanly upload the 720p version of today's spergout stream into the same gofile folder and successfully edited it into the original post. I'm just making this new post to notify anyone who's interested.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

I think that video about Jason's code made by that tranny got taken down because I can't fucking find it. It was "Pirate Software's Code Sucks" and the forum search is not being kind to me.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

the maldoverse would be a fine addition to the site

Doubt it, Moldy Faggotry is going to burn brightly, but not for long. Like Jack Murphy aka John Goldman back when he crashed out and completely destroyed his grifting career.
He's only milk-worthy in the context of opposition to SKG and the resulting pile on, I think he'll be really boring otherwise. I could be wrong though, attention-seeking narcissists like that generally have a good lolcow potential.

God, furries ALWAYS disappoint.

Well, now you know how their parents feel.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

This is genuinely the worst coded website I've ever seen.

The lack of a p element is so bad because thats literally the first element I learned on free code camp, lol.

Also, the <br> elements used to space things out is comedy fucking gold. Does Malding faggot not understand margin, and flex? Holy fuck