🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Terror Sandwich]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose
7:23 - haven't slept since 9 a.m. yesterday because of the update he didn't finish

maldcodejesusseethe-c.mp4

5:45 - "Dude probably should have reached out instead of talking shit"
Ironic

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

We don't know. It says False Statement to the Police

i get that it was false report
it just you know they didn't called him a murderer or a drug dealer or you know something that might cause violent response from the police
i always thought thats what was called swatting. you know weaponising police by deceiving them with the intent to harm

 

[Nigger Caviar]

i get that it was false report
it just you know they didn't called him a murderer or a drug dealer or you know something that might cause violent response from the police
i always thought thats what was called swatting. you know weaponising police by deceiving them with the intent to harm

If anything he probably got a knock on the door and blew it out of proportion like Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter

He sounds like he's going to cry

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

i get that it was false report
it just you know they didn't called him a murderer or a drug dealer or you know something that might cause violent response from the police
i always thought thats what was called swatting. you know weaponising police by deceiving them with the intent to harm

Again, we don't know the response. Mald has always exaggerated things. So it seems right now, police did show up, BUT which police showed up. Until we have the details of the case, we can just assume police were sent and they may have had rifles ready, since apparently he's registered with the police as "at risk of being swatted"

He sounds like he's going to cry

Oh you can tell it's getting to him. Like a bunch of that stream it's him holding it back. He knows he's fucked and it's all his fault. I can't wait for it to all crumble. But I will say it's stupid someone called police, if this is case is it. Don't do that people.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

This was in today's news in Finland. I used Google to translate in English:

The EUROPEAN citizens' initiative Stop Destroying Videogames has received one million signatures.

The initiative will proceed to the European Commission's consideration because it has collected at least one million approved signatures and has also reached the required minimum number of signatures in seven member states.

THE initiative in question requires publishers to leave their games in a working, i.e. playable state.

Today, many games require a connection to the publisher's web server to function. However, this can be closed if the game is discontinued, for example due to low popularity or other reasons. The initiative requires game companies to offer consumers the opportunity to continue playing, for example on their own private server.

The number of signatures for the initiative, which was founded in SUMMER 2024, has recently increased dramatically. At the end of June, there were still less than 700,000 signatures, while the number now stands at 1.25 million. Signatures will be collected until the end of July.

Finland stands out in the statistics. 53,867 signatures have been submitted from Finland, while the target was 9,870. The number of Finnish signatures in relation to the target is a whopping 545 percent.

Finland is by far the most active country in terms of percentage. Sweden (439%), the Netherlands (403%), Germany (388%) and Poland (373%) come closest.

Source in Finnish: https://www.is.fi/digitoday/esports/art-2000011352193.html

I've developed a newlyfound respect for Finland, truly the Promised Land for us gamers. Good on ya moomins.
I still need to go do the sun quest in Noita.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

If he hasn't done it already, I'm assuming he'll put the blame for the delayed update on having to fight for his life as the internet literally tries to kill him.

 

[canalCrab]

I've developed a newlyfound respect for Finland, truly the Promised Land for us gamers. Good on ya moomins.
I still need to go do the sun quest in Noita.

Thanks, you reminded me to grab animal well and play it.

If he hasn't done it already, I'm assuming he'll put the blame for the delayed update on having to fight for his life as the internet literally tries to kill him.

My guess would be he somehow blames something with the ferrets for it.

 

[30+GameOvers]

If he hasn't done it already, I'm assuming he'll put the blame for the delayed update on having to fight for his life as the internet literally tries to kill him.

He will blame Ross for weaponizing the internet against him and paint SKG as a dangerous movement

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

My guess would be he somehow blames something with the ferrets for it.

Maybe he'll choke one a little extra hard during Mald's playtime, and a grieving Discord post will soon follow...

(I feel bad)

 

[bremer]

he does because undertale had it

Undertale didn't actually have an ARG (I'm very surprised by this!) and Deltarune's "ARG" (read: hidden URLs on Deltarune sites) were all just teasers of Chapter 3 and 4 content like sprites, music and story beats written from the POV of the characters, not an overarching puzzle with a solution.
I think Maldy just thinks ARGs are cool because you need to get info from somewhere else outside of the main game and be a sup3r 1337 h4x0rm4n. Maybe he's hiding 99% complete Animus in his ARG?

 

[canalCrab]

Undertale didn't actually have an ARG (I'm very surprised by this!) and Deltarune's "ARG" (read: hidden URLs on Deltarune sites) were all just teasers of Chapter 3 and 4 content like sprites, music and story beats written from the POV of the characters, not an overarching puzzle with a solution.
I think Maldy just thinks ARGs are cool because you need to get info from somewhere else outside of the main game and be a sup3r 1337 h4x0rm4n. Maybe he's hiding 99% complete Animus in his ARG?

There was some unreachable content unless you edited the save file. But that's about it.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Someone with a reddit account should post the snippet of him showing he liked his own comment to lsf to fuel the hate on there, I would but I don't have an account that doesn't get spam filtered.

Here's the segment to make it easy

0:31

 

[Glowie]

ChatGPT can rewrite Furfag's shitty and the game in its entirety using Heartbound as a template and make a new game (for free of course)
"Kiwibound"
Based AI could make in it's entirety replacing shit art and dialogue with little human help dreams can be real.
Both Grok and ChatGPT can read and write GML

 

[Slimpacks]

He sounds like he's going to cry

True, it's very painful for him when someone attacks his cool haxx0r persona. I wish some GML developer would review his code, so Mald couldn't just fixate on some bs like 'You can't rename the timers, dumbass', and ignore the rest of the video.

 

[liam dees]

Hi, it's Liam again. You may remember when I posted about the lolbertarian youtuber LiquidZulu and his lolbertarian video on Stop killing Games, diagnosing it with the real problem of "ackshually it's IP and IP le bad total IP death", and concluding his video by teasing a debate with Ross Scott on the 17th of July about how SKG should ackshually be the next lolbertarian party conference.

Well, I went to watch Louis Rossman's stream where he interviews Ross Scott and I found this little nugget. Check it out:

2:52

TL;DW Rossman points out that anti-IP activists always get in their own way in making the playing field better for consumers. And Ross provides an answer to the IP question that I think serves as something we can look to to predict what his response will be... and his answer is "SKG isn't asking for anything that hasn't already been sold, we are asking to take away the ability of the publisher to just take away what they sold to the customer, without any reasonable cause"... so basically what the thread already said. I have a feeling this debate will just be going in circles with a very "principled" lolbertarian.

 

[canalCrab]

Someone with a reddit account should post the snippet of him showing he liked his own comment to lsf to fuel the hate on there, I would but I don't have an account that doesn't get spam filtered.

Here's the segment to make it easy

7603841-2ea341e32936ceed913f158dec702961.mp4

He likes/hearts all his comments. Nothing new at all, for him

 

[Glowie]

Undertale didn't actually have an ARG (I'm very surprised by this!) and Deltarune's "ARG" (read: hidden URLs on Deltarune sites) were all just teasers of Chapter 3 and 4 content like sprites, music and story beats written from the POV of the characters, not an overarching puzzle with a solution.
I think Maldy just thinks ARGs are cool because you need to get info from somewhere else outside of the main game and be a sup3r 1337 h4x0rm4n. Maybe he's hiding 99% complete Animus in his ARG?

Theory: Jason hides 99% complete code in his anus where he spends most of his time

 

[Binary-Tyrant]

4chan is full of anti-SKG threads right now and even random unrelated threads seem to be seething about SKG and Ross, trying to use gotchas as to why we shouldn't own games. It could be contrarianism or good ol' brown low IQ, but my money is on 4chan being mostly reddit and twitter trannies at this point, or genuine corporate shills. /v/ has been openly tolerating blatant corporate shilling for years now, companies tell shills to advertise their games and nothing is ever done about it. Not a stretch to say the same companies are now sending the same people to attack Ross and SKG.

Haven't been on 4faggots in a decade but I'm not surprised somehow. The trash to gold ratio was already minuscule at /v/ a decade ago.

 

[Aidan]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose
7:23 - haven't slept since 9 a.m. yesterday because of the update he didn't finish

maldcodejesusseethe-c.mp4

Thanks for clipping.

Mald snarkily says it'd be funny if the guy deleted Mald's comment on the video... As if Mald didn't delete Ross's comment which was top comment on Mald's own video. What a smug hypocrite. Then he goes on to read his comment for his viewers because there's nothing better than huffing his own farts.

• Says spr_spark is not a magic number (fair enough) while ignoring the rest of his magic numbers lol
• Glosses over the boolean issue which doesn't explain his god awful code or why he doesn't use true/false seemingly anywhere
• Mald thinks someone who hasn't touched gamemaker script can't criticize his code
• When asked "Is he a webdev or something" Mald replies, "I have no idea, but he clearly doesn't know [GML]"
  • Thumbnail and intro of the video have the guy saying he uses C++, no indication he's a web dev
  • Mald and his sycophants have no room to make fun of other developers, Mald is worse than a novice web dev
• Mald can't even bring himself to reply to a remark about his array
• "Dude probably should have reached out instead of talking shit. Or I don't know, read the pubic docs for GameMaker."
  • Ironic since Mald insulted and avoided Ross Scott and doesn't abide by the GameMaker documentation himself
• "Sometimes bad practice has meaning"

I don't know who he thinks he's fooling, he is obviously seething. Coding Jesus is a low tier grifter type that thinks he's special for knowing how to code, it's obvious when he tries to pull a Tai Lopez at the beginning but this is who Mald engages with. What a joke.