💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Neodanthril]

Archive of this morning’s catastrophe can be found here:

https://gofile.io/d/5kcWsN

this archive, which is linked in the op, no longer exists

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

What's the inverse of impostor syndrome?

Delusions of grandeur?

skull and bones means don't ingest.

Such an effective graphic it even works on ODD maniacs.

Nick just implied he didn't know the coke was in his house.

They told me they did it, they told me it was gone, those hoes were holding out on me!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's exactly the kind of shit-for-brains who tries to insist on an Alford. I hope the prosecution refuses any deal that doesn't involve admission of guilt.

Is an Alford plea allowed in MN? I'm also sure CPS will not look kindly on an Alford/no contest plea.

 

[Strix454]

"Possession crimes require the intent to possess the drug"

Not correct Nick. Constructive possession generally requires they prove you had knowledge of the drugs on your property and had the ability to exercise control over the drugs on your property. Your "intent" with regard to the possession of the drugs doesn't really have anything to do with it.

The drugs were in your house in your bedroom which you freely admitted to the police is the place where you sleep. They were out in the open. There was drug paraphernalia out in the open.

 

[200MB]

Is an Alford plea allowed in MN? I'm also sure CPS will not look kindly on an Alford/no contest plea.

I remember LEGUL MINDSET talking about how Nick torched any chance he had at an Alford plea. I'll try and find it.

EDIT:
He talks about it here at 6:37.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I remember LEGUL MINDSET talking about how Nick torched any chance he had at an Alford plea. I'll try and find it.

He's only a slightly more practicing lawyer than Rekieta so I would take his legal opinions with only a mildly smaller boulder of salt than Rekieta's.

 

[Strix454]

Is an Alford plea allowed in MN? I'm also sure CPS will not look kindly on an Alford/no contest plea.

It is allowed in MN as far as I can tell. But its rarely used because the Judge and prosecutor don't usually have much incentive to agree to it. To get one accepted, there would have to be unusual circumstances and the defendant would have to have a certain degree of leverage in negotiations with the prosecutors. It would only I think happen in a case where neither side was very certain of what the verdict would be in a trial.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This stream was something else: all the seethe, cope, and passive aggression from all the missed 3am post-stream Locals streams from his kitchen, distilled and concentrated into one interview.

Rekieta is really the LeBron (or would he say Tiger Woods?) of seethestreaming.

"My lawyer lost the appeal." Magnificent.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick says that @Null is being lied to about the bodycam footage. Let's see how this ages:

1:38

 

[Null]

He's flat out lying. Lying to you face.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nick says that @Null is being lied to about the bodycam footage. Let's see how this ages:


6229291-798f9c66ac706627e22b6d3a1fbd617b.mov

Pretty easy to demonstrate if he'd just consent to it's release.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He's flat out lying. Lying to you face.

It's one thing him and Boogie have in common... neither of them can tell the truth about anything, ever.

 

[LiquidKid]

I would like to put in a request with management of this forum to add Mrs. Chrissie Mayr to the list of Noseguards and Balldo(tm) washers list. I personally feel she has finally earned it.

Got you covered

NOTABLE PEOPLE

Note: even if someone backtracks, it’s impotant to leave them accountable for ever defending Nick. As such no one will be removed from this list solely because they changed their mind.

• Kurt UncivilLaw- “I care about Nick, not the kids. fuck the pastor, he turned in my friend.”
• Robert Barnes- “This was unconstitutional and a conspiracy”[link]
• Viva Frei- “They are planning a conspiracy against Nick and we should all be afraid.”[link]
• Megan Fox(not that one)- “He was so full of life and the evil Kiwifarms did this to him. Laughing at him now is just as disgusting as what he’s accused of.”
• Juju the Cow/Dax Herrera- “I talked to Nick. He's fine, he misses his kids. This is all unconstitutional, fuck the pastor.” The kids can bath themselves!
• Vito the Pedo- Everything Juju says.
• Ethan Van Sciver EVS- “I talked to Nick and I stand by him.”[link] the 16 years old should have stepped up!
• Good Lawgic - “Nick is my friend and I'm going to be there through the good times and bad, and Nick is going to come out of this because he loves his kids and his family”[link] 5 years olds clean themselves guys!
• Legal Mindset - “Barnes actually had a lot of good points and nobody is listening, PPP is all strawman arguments, and you Kiwifarmers better prove to me why this didn’t violate the constitutions!“[link]
• Anna That Star Wars Girl - “Aaron is a clout chasing rat who was just as much into the swinging and drugs as Nick was. Nick will have a redemption arch, for sure!”[link]
• Dani Ahn Direct - “We all need to give Nick love not hate”
• Ethan Ralph - Has done many defense streams, allegedly paid $20k to sweep it up
• BTM Reviews - 5 hour cope stream
• Karlyn Borysenko - “Kiwi Farms did this, I want to block all Kiwifarmers”
• That Umbrella Guy -"No child, your warrant doesn't count here!" [link]
• The Quartering - “I trust Barnes fully”
• Godwinson - I would have done the same
• Andy Signore -“so many people are applauding Nick’s downfall and it’s disgusting”
• Melonie Mac -“I’ll pray for you to get through this, Jesus can redeem anyone”
• Leon’s Law - if you have an issue with Nick, you also need to have issues with legalmindset for calling out Barnes, Barnes is a genius, y’all should check which lawyers are team Kiwi.(don’t worry, we can keep track of that ourselves)
• Dan Mullen - allegedly taking the same “kids can take care of themselves” stance. will need to verify
• Nina Infinity - haven’t seen what she’s said yet, but she’s brought up enough
• Doug TenNaple - “I will stand by my friend regardless of what is said about him” “there were times when my kids were so skinny you could see their ribs”
• Ty Beard - “I support my friends, I don’t take shots at them”
• Chrissie Mayr - did an entire baldo sweeping stream with Nick

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yesterday I was wondering how this was going to work with her being a regular on FNT and all. I want to clarify that I do not wish for Gary to kick her from the show for doing this interview (for this reason at least. Just kick her because she's a horrible guest there).

I think Gary seriously needs to be careful though. Him being a former addict himself, no one should know better than him the manipulation tactics they can pull on people that are weak minded or pacifist type. So if Chrissie is willing to let Balldoman on, let him completely take control of the narrative there, and she's willing to silence people saying truthful things about his addiction and abusive behavior, GARY NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL. As she's a regular on his show, what's to say she won't bring that stuff Nick spread onto his show as well? Perhaps act as a negative influence on Gary? He himself has said many times that he always has to work every day to lot fall into the addiction once more, so this may make it more difficult if she's even stupider than I think she is, and tries to bring said influence with her.

I just cannot think of any good reason to do this. If you're just going to sit there and let this guy, while knowing everything out there (I refuse to believe she doesn't know anything at all), spew all this crap on your show, and let it be known to everyone paying attention to Nick that you will sweep for him, what good does one think could possibly come from it? What are you going to get for this? Seems to me all you got a quite the blow to your reputation, not that you had a great one to begin with.

Balldo is acting exactly like an angry seething cuck thats guilty as sin would do.

For a so-called lawyer, he sure seems to lack all the brains of one. Every single thing he says and does, are quite the opposite of what a real lawyer would do.

He's closer to Jared Leto's Joker than he is a lawyer. Also specifically, the "Suicide Squad" version of Jared Leto's Joker, not the post-credit Zack Snyder Justice League version, just to make it even that much worse, if possible.

I remember LEGUL MINDSET talking about how Nick torched any chance he had at an Alford plea. I'll try and find it.

Hey Andrew, I challenge you to go over how Nick torched any chance he had at an Alford plea.

Good to see you did it because *I* TOLD YOU TO. Glad I was able to challenge you into doing that, and that you decided to do this because of me.

See how stupid that sounds?

Got you covered

I appreciate you and your services.

 

[TexOffender]

Not really of note but Youtuber Colonel Kurtz (pop culture streamer like TUG, friend of Andrea Burkheart) did a couple of livestreams. He stance was "he's innocent until proven guilty" and caught a bunch of shit from it. She also had said of Aaron, "How did he find two attractive women that want to fuck him?"

Spoiler: Timestamp to comment about Aaron

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick just implied he didn't know the coke was in his house. He's really going to try and pin this all on someone else.


EDIT:
nick-chrissie-1.mp4

"I didn't say that."

Motherfucker needs a whipping. Just such a scummy little fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Is an Alford plea allowed in MN? I'm also sure CPS will not look kindly on an Alford/no contest plea.

Rando law firm Google result:

In Minnesota, an Alford plea is designed to allow somebody charged with a crime to plead guilty to the charge but at the same time allows that person to actually deny that they committed the crime. At the same time, the Defendant must also acknowledge that they recognize that the Government likely has sufficient evidence to get a conviction based upon that evidence if the case went to trial. However, it is important to remember that it is still a conviction. This is different than a Norgaard plea, which we have written about previously, in which a Defendant pleads guilty does not claim innocence but simply can’t remember what happened because they were drunk, high, or had some trauma or amnesia so that can’t remember the events.

https://www.jackricelaw.com/blog/what-is-an-alford-plea-in-criminal-court-in-minnesota

I think Nick might be better off with the other kind of plea mentioned in this snippet.

Also, a hilariously ridiculous hit I got that is either from a profoundly retarded individual or an AI:

Does the Constitution require judges to refuse to accept Alford pleas?


The Constitution never allows a judge to accept an Alford plea. The defense of insanity is successful in a majority of cases where the defendant uses such a defense. The rules of evidence always apply.

Come to think of it, even the law firm article reads like it was written by an AI and perhaps was, but it's right despite its shoddy language.

I'll note that the article linked in the snippet ALSO reads like it was written by a retard but is otherwise at least broadly accurate.

 

[elb]

He's flat out lying. Lying to you face.

Hes has never lied

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Dan Mullen - allegedly taking the same “kids can take care of themselves” stance. will need to verify

LOL i think you might want to re-listen.

 

[0713]

a "battle of the experts" over the efficacy of hair follicle testing in and of itself.

He's so fucking cooked holy shit!