DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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I would argue Dale had more of a reason to hold a grudge against floe than DSP ever did.

Wrong! Dale is a toxic loser. That is why he was respectful of a peers death, because hes a drama style streamer looking to get a reaction!

Dave, on the other hand, is a mature style streamer who isnt a corporate style shill so hes doesnt have to kiss the ass of the dead. Hes can say whatever he want about the dead because you support his content though tips, donations, grifts, and other methods.
 
And that comes even after floe humiliated LTG when he beat his ass with Random select Zangief couple years back.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWnFUPhtwEA
I would argue Dale had more of a reason to hold a grudge against floe than DSP ever did.
Oh shit that's who Floe is? The "The lore is real" dude? Oh man, that sucks. I love this video. Also when you get outclassed by LTG, it is really time to start thinking about doing a flip.
 
Phil stops playing for 10 minutes to address how he's not going to stop in the middle of gameplay to address Floe dying.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ZTkTCuZUHw

Archive of the Floe Rant.

All Phil had to do was say "Man that's sad, R.I.P." but he just could not fucking help himself from letting us know, more or less, that he thinks Floe was an asshole, so fuck him.

"Quite frankly, I never was friendly with Floe. I never even knew him personally that well. A lot of the interactions I had with him, honestly, were negative."


"I'm not part of the FGC, I don't talk about these people."

Nigga what? He talks about the FGC and the people who are in it ALL. THE. TIME. He even goes out of his way to lick someone's balls in their Twitch chat and/or "Sir" them on Twitter if he finds out he played against someone from the FGC. But just because he didn't like this particular guy (who probably at some point just told DSP to his face what an utter cunt he is), he can't step over the grudge he clearly has been holding, and comes up with these lame excuses.

What a thin-skinned scumbag bitch.
 
Phil can't even throw a couple words together about someone dying without pointing out how they wronged him in some way.
This is a defense mechanism to make him feel superior and like he is winning. "Well this person once walked by me and I am pretty sure he farted, and now he is dead, oh well." It's another facet of his self worth. Thinking he is good at fighting games, and people who he doesn't like passing away. I will bet he was smiling and laughing when he heard Floe died. He would do the same if Jaha, Daigo, Wong, Viscant, Alex, or any other prominent FGC player passed away because he is just that much of a bitter old fuck. Hell, I am sure he would find someway to shit on someone like BrolyLegs if he passed away.
 
He's going to memory hole what he said about Floe in his next stream, anyway. He'll either act like it didn't happen, or claim that a (literal) million people were asking him to talk about it mid-game, then he'll do an extended t-pose segment on Floe
 
Why do we think he falls back on these buzzwords so often? Chill, meaningful, robust, etc. He talks like no other human being and he has to realize that. What is it he thinks he gains from doing it?
Honestly Phil's Newspeak is funny sometimes.

Chill= boring and lazy
Meaningful= "I might get dents telling me how brilliant I am that they didn't rope once"
Positivity= $$$$$$$ (Tips)
Support= $$$$$$ (memberships, SC's aynd tips)
"Gaming goodness"= nostalgia autism bait
Trolls= people who question MEEE (((REE)))
Shills= "people I'm jealous of"
Curated= filters out people who won't tip or will question me (aka boring/annoying)
As for robust he's used that in so many ways I actually don't understand it even by his strange standards.
 
As for robust he's used that in so many ways I actually don't understand it even by his strange standards.
Robust is just his placeholder "big brain" word for something having layers of complexity that he is unwilling or incapable of expanding upon. "The sauce was robust!" for example if filtered through someone more competent at describing their feelings would say something akin to "the sauce had heavy notes of oregano and basil, the right touch of umami from the salt and tomato, and the texture and softness of the meatballs was excellent" or some such nonsense.
 
Honestly Phil's Newspeak is funny sometimes.

Chill= boring and lazy
Meaningful= "I might get dents telling me how brilliant I am that they didn't rope once"
Positivity= $$$$$$$ (Tips)
Support= $$$$$$ (memberships, SC's aynd tips)
"Gaming goodness"= nostalgia autism bait
Trolls= people who question MEEE (((REE)))
Shills= "people I'm jealous of"
Curated= filters out people who won't tip or will question me (aka boring/annoying)
As for robust he's used that in so many ways I actually don't understand it even by his strange standards.
I forgot about 'curated'. That may annoy me more than 'meaningful'. What's curated about his content? He literally just chops his streams up into youtube videos with no editing.
 
Honestly Phil's Newspeak is funny sometimes.

Chill= boring and lazy
Meaningful= "I might get dents telling me how brilliant I am that they didn't rope once"
Positivity= $$$$$$$ (Tips)
Support= $$$$$$ (memberships, SC's aynd tips)
"Gaming goodness"= nostalgia autism bait
Trolls= people who question MEEE (((REE)))
Shills= "people I'm jealous of"
Curated= filters out people who won't tip or will question me (aka boring/annoying)
As for robust he's used that in so many ways I actually don't understand it even by his strange standards.
Healthy= I'm not as fat as wingsofredemption and I didn't eat candy this month
Risque= saying nigga and titty
Family= I have a wife and a cat
Drama= any information especially facts that the audience shouldn't know about
Worried= Angry that the tip goals aren't being hit
Tip Goals= $300 everyday six days a week

I can go on. There isn't a single turn of phrase or sentence that isn't hiding some different meaning between the lines. What's annoying is since he didn't say EXACTLY what he means it means we take things out of context.
 
Oh, this looks like fun.

Conspiracy Theories = Truth
Detractor Nonsense = Truth
Let Me Be Honest = I'm About to Tell a Lie
I'm Gonna Be Totally Honest Here = I'm About to Tell a Ridiculous Lie
I'd Like to Apologize = But I Won't
I'm a Different Person Now = I'm Just as Stupid, But Much Older.
That's Ancient History = Nobody is Allowed to Hold Grudges Except ME. (REEE)
They're Taking Me Totally Out of Context = I Don't Like Being Held Responsible For My Actions
 
I had to look up if that was the year "The Incident™" happened and sure enough, it was 2016 when he jerked off on stream. Man, it's crazy how much time has passed.
An actual example of "online lag."
I forgot about 'curated'. That may annoy me more than 'meaningful'. What's curated about his content? He literally just chops his streams up into youtube videos with no editing.
The echo chamber is where you see the "curation."
Imagine being a kid and your dad is DarkSydePhil. That would be a horrifying home life.
The gay pride events aren't even fun for you. Tell Khet to abort the turkey basting.
 
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