DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Incredible he cannot put it together that you can be a bad as Phil at a game while streaming and not be criticised completely missing that when he's bad he pisses and moans and is an insufferable cunt about any minor inconvenience

Kill yourself Phil

All because he is convinced that somehow a majority people hate him in current year because they think he is just bad at games and a poor gamer. Ignore the trolls, ignore the fake bullshit they lie about that people believe. At the root of Phil's ego and self importance is the seething hatred people think he is a shitty gamer who lucked out early on in YouTube.

robust is one that always annoys me because i've caught myself using it to describe food a couple of times. usually Italian food, which is funny, but it's absolutely my brain associating pasta sauce with this cunt

I physically cringe every time I hear robust being spoken.

 

[Agent Proper]

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Jayde / Derich style AI generation

I am fully convinced that we are slowly making the first autistic A.I.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Archive of the Floe Rant.

All Phil had to do was say "Man that's sad, R.I.P." but he just could not fucking help himself from letting us know, more or less, that he thinks Floe was an asshole, so fuck him.

"Quite frankly, I never was friendly with Floe. I never even knew him personally that well. A lot of the interactions I had with him, honestly, were negative."

Spoiler: Floe Rant

Wasnt friendly with floe - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

He just can't help himself. All the ways he attempts to obfuscate and flat out bullshit his way around pointless topics that have no bearing on reality and yet here he is proving how socially inept and legit mentally ill he is by not even trying to behave himself for all of 30 seconds and deliver an RIP Sir.

His need for control of the spotlight and continued denial of anything outside of the bubble that his autistic mind hasn't pre-approved for conversation is so fucking pathetic. If you bring news of death to phil's stream it's only because you're trying to make him look bad and fuck with the pahsitive environment he's carefully curated. Never forget WardogLeader's dead brother being brought up was an assault on the streams.

The best part is that he simply can't hold back his ceaseless spray of toxic toilet juice and because he has absolutely no one else in his life to speak ill of the dead to in private he can only take wild swings and fire it back like a retard at those that teed it up for him to lash out at in the first place.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil had a meltdown about drama on the podcast today, where he rants for ten minutes about how everyone around him is a toxic, greedy asshole, and how he is always right. Then he goes on to say, repeatedly, that he was "threatened" earlier this year.

"threaTened"
Fuck me is he STILL paranoid about the fan who said "I'm going to Seattle and I can't wait to see you!"
This dude has been having a meltdown all year but that one really takes the cake. All that guy said was he hopes he meets Phil when he goes to visit Seattle and this cunt lost his head.

Edit:
For the people who are pearl clutching that Phil doesn't respect the dead. That's not the lowest it's been. When PewDiePie announced that his wife was pregnant this fucker S E E T H E D on his podcast. He damn near called PewDiePie a deadbeat dad before the kid was born. I'm not shocked that he brushes off someone dying for the 10th time. Can't go a fucking week without this asshole proving how inhuman and inhumane he is.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

First he started getting mad at the "What's for dinner?" question, the only question that he used to answer with even an ounce of enthusiasm because he just loves talking about the disgusting slop he devours and makes it seem like it's gourmet Michelin star restaurant stuff (reminder he says his grilled cheese sandwiches are "high-grade" because he puts fucking pepper on them). Now he talked shit about Derich for like 10 minutes. Is nothing sacred in the chill and robust pahsitive chat anymore?

 

[Fren]

A moment of silence for Derich (with a K).

What's DSP expectation of his "super fans"? How should someone like Derich, who is essentially distilled autism paired with tard creepiness, be able to read a room? The guy who doesn't get, that it is not smart to curate playlists full of videos of """cute""" kids. I'd be surprised if he didn't think smth like "Oh, DSP said deri-k, so he must be talking about another person."

 

[BlastMonk]

First he started getting mad at the "What's for dinner?" question, the only question that he used to answer with even an ounce of enthusiasm because he just loves talking about the disgusting slop he devours and makes it seem like it's gourmet Michelin star restaurant stuff (reminder he says his grilled cheese sandwiches are "high-grade" because he puts fucking pepper on them). Now he talked shit about Derich for like 10 minutes. Is nothing sacred in the chill and robust pahsitive chat anymore?

He's getting sick of being asked the same old inane questions over and over. When the questions are less than small talk I get it but the problem as always is wih Phil himself. He refuses to answer any questions beyond that kind scope of a questions and bans people who ask any interesting questions. Any questions about his personal life makes you a 'stupid troll' to him but theres literally nothing else to ask him. He begs the stream to tell him how to play the current game so he expects the chat to know more than him so of course why would the chat ask him about the games he plays when he knows less than him?
He's so insane he expects his chat to pay him hundreds of dollars and hour while also telling him how to best do something in the game hes playing. While also being a dictator of his chat demanding everything said is directly related to him, eiher asking for his attention or telling him what to do nect and otherwise being 'supportive' of the stream. In his QandA he expects the exact same thing, nothing personal, nothing about the trolls, nothing about what he or his wife does, enjoys or watches. You can only talk about how great he is, echo any complaints he has about the game hes playing and questions about food. He's trapped in shitty qanda and like his pathetic squalid waste of a life its entirely of his own making. Fuck phil and his growing bitch tits

 

[Piece of Peace]

G o O d N e S s

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

First he started getting mad at the "What's for dinner?" question, the only question that he used to answer with even an ounce of enthusiasm because he just loves talking about the disgusting slop he devours and makes it seem like it's gourmet Michelin star restaurant stuff (reminder he says his grilled cheese sandwiches are "high-grade" because he puts fucking pepper on them). Now he talked shit about Derich for like 10 minutes. Is nothing sacred in the chill and robust pahsitive chat anymore?

My personal theo theory is that Phil gets pissed off by the "what's for dinner" questions due to Phil's addiction to DoorDash. He likely orders food way more than he lets on, and ashamed of this, he would want to lie and say Khet cooked him a 3-star michelin meal instead, but he can't be bothered to come up with a convincing lie so he just shuts the question down immediately now.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I think Joon The Kings upcoming video on Phil might actually break him completely, in a similar fashion to his interview where Phil thought he could blame everything on the trolls and that Adam and Craig would buy it

The DSP vs reality arc is coming along nicely. The rebrand failed, the interview failed, the attempted colaborations failed, his attempts at being a master player at SF 6 failed...twice on different consoles, and here he is taking it out on the viewers who are literally keeping him above water

Keeping digging that hole deeper for yourself Philly boy, there is only 20 years left on that mortgage

 

[Johnny Doxville]

G o O d N e S s
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His thesaurus must be busted

 

[Balr0g]

G o O d N e S s
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DSP whining about Nintendo claiming his videos in 3..2..1..

 

[Brother Wind]

Regardless of what Phil might sometimes say, Phil's life outside of streaming revolves around food and video games. These are the only two things he talks about at length. On his day off, Phil goes out to buy food, orders doordash for dinner, then sits in front of a stream to watch someone else play a video games all while he plays WWE Champions non-stop throughout the day.

Claiming Phil can talk "at length" about even food or video games is the same thing as claiming he is "prolific". Technically you are correct, but its also incredibly fucking sarcastic

 

[Vic Viper T301]

My personal theo theory is that Phil gets pissed off by the "what's for dinner" questions due to Phil's addiction to DoorDash. He likely orders food way more than he lets on, and ashamed of this, he would want to lie and say Khet cooked him a 3-star michelin meal instead, but he can't be bothered to come up with a convincing lie so he just shuts the question down immediately now.

I agree. When Phil gives a generic response like he had leftovers or whatever the fuck Italian bake is, I assume it was Doordash.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP when it comes to people not liking him:

 

[Lord_Point]

Spoiler: G o O d N e S s

If you just throw a little stubble on Granny Goodness the likeness is really uncanny.

Spoiler: Same vibe/same cup size

 

[MAWBD2]

Archive of the Floe Rant.

All Phil had to do was say "Man that's sad, R.I.P." but he just could not fucking help himself from letting us know, more or less, that he thinks Floe was an asshole, so fuck him.

"Quite frankly, I never was friendly with Floe. I never even knew him personally that well. A lot of the interactions I had with him, honestly, were negative."

Spoiler: Floe Rant

Wasnt friendly with floe - Made with Clipchamp.mp4

I think I got genuinely MATI last night watching this clip. This guy is incapable of any amount of human empathy unless it revolves around him.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Even LTG was respectful.
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And that comes even after floe humiliated LTG when he beat his ass with Random select Zangief couple years back.

I would argue Dale had more of a reason to hold a grudge against floe than DSP ever did.

 

[San Dimas High School]

How should someone like Derich, who is essentially distilled autism paired with tard creepiness, be able to read a room?

It's not like this was the first time Derish been asking a question, then deleting it 100 times until Phil responds. DSP has been conditioning him for years to act that way, not just by responding to him every time, but telling the rest of the dents that Derish is a good boy whenever they complain about him.

The second half of his beef was with Jayde who spams good night to him. So this is just him being frustrated at the fact that he's a wheelchair magnet.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Even LTG was respectful.

I have to give Phil props though. He handled it quite well.

"I did not know him, I barely interacted with him but it's sad to see someone pass at a such a young age, that sucks."

If he just gave that answer to start with it would've been the first time I've seen him act like an adult. Too bad it came in hand with a spergout about people spamming on chat.

Honestly I'd ban freeloaders like Willow or Derich, they ask the same questions every day, they spam, they don't contribute a single penny and everyone would love to see them gone. I've seen them hang around chat saying "GOOD NITE FILL" for hours before Phil says bye so they can finally leave. It's why I think 1MM is either Willow or Derich's handlers paying Phil to tolerate them. Banning either would be a net positive in his life and in his community and there is no reason not to.