DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Polska krowa]

DSP wanting to go to Canada(namely Vancouver of all places) is peak DSP. I don't know how well you guys know your geography, but the only real difference between Seattle and Vancouver is the currency used. You might as well take a staycation at that point.

Would I be right in thinking that a trip to Vancouver would be the first time the guy has left the continental US?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That shirt is going to get sent to ban world. Jim Sterling would be jealous of those knockers.

 

[Fren]

That shirt is going to get sent to ban world. Jim Sterling would be jealous of those knockers.

Finally DSP is entering the booby streamer arc just so he can entice Derich for tips again. Phil looks as if he is on estrogen.

"Thanks Derich for complimenting my tits, very nice."

 

[Swallow Moon]

I'm surprised he didn't complain about his level four drink, when you can pull some safe on block rekkas all day long.

Then again, it's DSP. The man that tries to Blanka ball through Akis projectile on full screen two times despite being at Master.

DSP, The Guy who thinks everything his opponent does is safe and unsafe but safe at the same time because its ahnline.

I doubt he has any idea about frame data for Jamie to know that. He just sees the punch rekka and thinks "WOW DUDE, they just gave him a million hits off a single RANDOM punch!" He doesn't even know frame data for the characters he plays.

 

[Balr0g]

Finally DSP is entering the booby streamer arc just so he can entice Derich for tips again. Phil looks as if he is on estrogen.

"Thanks Derich for complimenting my tits, very nice."

Chaturbate arc when?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Chaturbate arc when?

2016

 

[BScCollateral]

You might as well take a staycation at that point.

Perhaps DSP is interested in submersibles and wants to visit PX-15 Ben Franklin.
Ha, just kidding.

 

[Balr0g]

Ok, who of you made that thumbnail for DSP's premiere Sonic stream?

Also he sits now at 207k subs. Guess the chat trolls are just subbing endlessly. Almost as if trolls keep him alive

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Also he sits now at 207k subs. Guess the chat trolls are just subbing endlessly. Almost as if trolls keep him alive

Plus all the fake accounts that need to be created to gift subs to.

 

[Telemeter]

Ok, who of you made that thumbnail for DSP's premiere Sonic stream?

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Also he sits now at 207k subs. Guess the chat trolls are just subbing endlessly. Almost as if trolls keep him alive

How many memberships would he actually had if he didn't have trolls cycling sock accounts in to get a membership from OIC?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

His react channel seems a better metric of how many actual people there are, around 120 subs.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Almost as if trolls keep him alive

 

[FamicomGorby]

DSP wanting to go to Canada(namely Vancouver of all places) is peak DSP. I don't know how well you guys know your geography, but the only real difference between Seattle and Vancouver is the currency used. You might as well take a staycation at that point.

That was really the best part, he wants the "international flair" and to see "other cultures" and the first place he mentions is fucking Canada.

Shame he's too bitchmade to go down to Mexico, maybe find time for a potential Ethan Ralph crossover.

I do hope we some day get the international DSP saga, it'll probably be something like Ethan Ralph's two day trip to Italy where he eats at a chain restaurant, gawps at the Colosseum while saying "MUH ANCESTORS", then immediately heads home.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

2016

I had to look up if that was the year "The Incident™" happened and sure enough, it was 2016 when he jerked off on stream. Man, it's crazy how much time has passed.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That was really the best part, he wants the "international flair" and to see "other cultures" and the first place he mentions is fucking Canada.

Shame he's too bitchmade to go down to Mexico, maybe find time for a potential Ethan Ralph crossover.

I do hope we some day get the international DSP saga, it'll probably be something like Ethan Ralph's two day trip to Italy where he eats at a chain restaurant, gawps at the Colosseum while saying "MUH ANCESTORS", then immediately heads home.

Or Gunt's trip to Portugo where he got the shit beaten out of him both times.

 

[Lord_Point]

How many memberships would he actually had if he didn't have trolls cycling sock accounts in to get a membership from OIC?

Probably the same amount. DSP has had his stream flooded with thousands of bots before a huge sub bomb in the past. If it wasn't 'troll' scoks getting the subs it would be the dents and whales socks doing it.

Personally I think creating a sock to larp as a positive fan is retarded, ironically patting DSPs ass is still patting his ass and inflating his ego, but troll socks aren't whats keeping him afloat.

That shirt is going to get sent to ban world. Jim Sterling would be jealous of those knockers.

It would be less embarrassing for him to show up shirtless style instead of cramming himself into a womans medium spandex undershirt. No women, no matter how retarded, would let her man walk around wearing that unless she hated his guts. The fact that he wore that around the house for more than 5 minutes and fat kat didnt tell him to change means they must never see eachother or she thinks hes an absolute clown and hates his guts. (or both!)

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Would I be right in thinking that a trip to Vancouver would be the first time the guy has left the continental US?

Phil wouldn't know himself, his geographical lack of acumen is shocking.

His react channel seems a better metric of how many actual people there are, around 120 subs.

I'd say around 300-350. Phil does have a following as the guy who sucks at games and people enjoy laughing at him.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Ok, who of you made that thumbnail for DSP's premiere Sonic stream?

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Also he sits now at 207k subs. Guess the chat trolls are just subbing endlessly. Almost as if trolls keep him alive

That thumbnail reeks of desperation

 

[MAWBD2]

Reminder that this guy said he was "jogging" 4-5 miles in 20-25 minutes.

I had to look it up because it seemed too good. 4 mile running times
At age 40, 20-25 minute 4 mile jogs are considered "elite" or marathon training times.
PigFaggot is so retarded that he can't even lie to make something plausible.

 

[Corpun]

Trolls in chat making fun of his marriage while he is away for his 50th break tonight (He works harder than 9-5 people dood!). Comes back, "It's funny guys they're making fun of my wife but we just spent ten minutes talking about video games and shit."

Even if the divorce saga is fake (I believe it is) it's hilarious how obvious he makes it that he hates this stuff.

I see your Aunt Phil and raise you:
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Would rather fuck Fat Khet than Karen Burnell here.

I do hope we some day get the international DSP saga, it'll probably be something like Ethan Ralph's two day trip to Italy where he eats at a chain restaurant, gawps at the Colosseum while saying "MUH ANCESTORS", then immediately heads home.

Better yet, he takes a day to wander around Foggia, Italy; the venerable homeland of great grandpa Burnell Salvagno and pretend he feels right at home.