Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Which is why I usually rely on this bad boy that I know is legit because I clipped it from the live stream myself, plus it's funnier because it was from the middle of the time when Keffals would stream in more revealing clothes in order to get thirst views.
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Just think, some sad saps desperate for pussy have had sex with this thing not knowing that it's a man.
 
Whitenervosa who runs Vaush's and Keffals websites is being evicted, they set up a GoFundMe for $2000, Firstly the fat man Tipster donated $100 but Keffals has just come in and donated over $1000 to the fund, truly amazing how much disposable income you can have if you don't spend it all on drugs.
the funny part about this to me is that i am almost 100 percent sure either vaush or keffals could have just given them the money no problem. so this gofundme was most likely set up just so people could donate and brag about how they helped prevent an innocent trans person from being homeless but in reality that $1000 was just what keffals usually pays every month for his site upkeep and what have you.
Honestly, I think Lucas is too shallow to have tried to kill himself in any serious manner. Very few of the things he talked about in his post-'rehab' stream actually happened, at least to him. But he's clearly not capable of any form of serious self-reflection of the sort that leads people to kill themselves. Otherwise he wouldn't look or behave as he does.
lucas is the type of person to fake his own death and hide in the coffin but then pop out and get upset because everyone who showed up to the funeral was not crying hard enough. also from what i remember the only time he has ever mentioned dying was when he was gonna buy dark web meth and overdose on it which makes zero sense because he apparently told people he was gonna do it which would imply even then the plan was less about dying and more about getting people to pay attention to him.
 
I think people speculated that he went after drunk guys at a bar. A degenerate like Keffals doing something like that seemed realistic to me.
Alternatively, Lucas could have gone after other trannies. Which, based on his relationships with the Irish tranny and that one troon (an ex-boyfriend of Keffals) that joined the farms to talk about his relationship with Keffals and how much better an axe wound was compared to an actual pussy, might not be out of the question.
 
Just think, some sad saps desperate for pussy have had sex with this thing not knowing that it's a man.
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Yeah we've only got Lucas's word on that and looking at his fat, balding, hunchbacked ass you don't have to get as far as seeing those tubular HRT dugs he calls boobs or his prolapsed urethra to know there's something seriously rotten in the state of Denmark. I just can't believe anyone could get the the stage they're sticking their dick in that gross stinkditch (if they don't get confused by his gaping, protruding urethra) and not know he's a man.
Women don't look like Lucas.
Humans don't look like Lucas.
 
Alternatively, Lucas could have gone after other trannies. Which, based on his relationships with the Irish tranny and that one troon (an ex-boyfriend of Keffals) that joined the farms to talk about his relationship with Keffals and how much better an axe wound was compared to an actual pussy, might not be out of the question.
I'm reminded of that episode of South Park where Cartman tries to pair Token with the new black girl under the belief that whites should be with whites and blacks should be with blacks.
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Yeah we've only got Lucas's word on that and looking at his fat, balding, hunchbacked ass you don't have to get as far as seeing those tubular HRT dugs he calls boobs or his prolapsed urethra to know there's something seriously rotten in the state of Denmark. I just can't believe anyone could get the the stage they're sticking their dick in that gross stinkditch (if they don't get confused by his gaping, protruding urethra) and not know he's a man.
Women don't look like Lucas.
Humans don't look like Lucas.
Let's hope so. Like I said before, the only scenario I could see in which Lucas could fuck a normal guy is if they're really, really drunk. And if that's the case, he would have one more thing in common with Liz-Fong "consent accident" Jones.
 
I'm reminded of that episode of South Park where Cartman tries to pair Token with the new black girl under the belief that whites should be with whites and blacks should be with blacks.

Let's hope so. Like I said before, the only scenario I could see in which Lucas could fuck a normal guy is if they're really, really drunk. And if that's the case, he would have one more thing in common with Liz-Fong "consent accident" Jones.
The only way I could see even a drunk off his ass guy fucking Lucas is if he was closeted and lying to himself that he didn't notice anything weird so he could keep pretending to be straight, if he was legally blind (in which case the seeing dog would smell amhole and warn their master) or if Lucas literally roofied the poor bastard.
Theres just no way. He looks like an ugly hunchback, his amhole looks nothing like a womans pussy, and even his skin will feel like a mans, womens skin doesn't even feel the same.
No one has ever been fooled.
People maybe let themselves be fooled, but if you've ever touched an actual woman, you would know the difference.
 
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Lucas comparing himself sitting on his ass playing his raft game to Mr. Beast actually going on a real life raft. Ah yes, Lucas trying to start drama with Mr. Beast and get some attention, because our boy Jimmy could use another troon in his circle. :story:
Pretty sure charlie has already a child molesting troon to deal with and can't really afford to waste time on another one, alongside the shit with his burgers.
I believe that any other drama blowing up on him right now will make his next video be titled "I spent 7 days torturing a loser".
 
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Latest Lucas Bluesky and Twitter Content

Bluesky:

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First we have what appears to be poor Betamax back in the clutches of Lucas. I pray that Lucas doesn't feed him anymore chorizos.

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Lucas posts some comments made about him playing the raft game and being autistic.

Twitter:

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On Twitter, Lucas has decided to take some shots at xQc. First, he makes a joke about how Canada wasn't hard enough on the French and needs to block off Quebec because he finds xQc's accent hard to listen to. Very ironic considering how difficult it is to listen to Lucas, even on x4 speed. Then, in his next tweet, he shares a clip of xQc reacting to some nature documentary and saying a jellyfish is an herb, and uses it to highlight that xQc won't stand a chance against Ethan Klein in some upcoming debate that I guess is happening soon. So fucking predictable, it feels like every other day Lucas picks a new target to try and milk some drama off of.
 
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If someone should stfu about speech patterns its our nigga Lucas. He's xQc but slowed down at least 15 times. xQc stumbles a lot but gets through it in a couple of seconds, while Keffals is silent for 30 seconds to get out of his words.

To be fair, Lucas should stfu about every other human, as he fails harder at pretty much everything in life than anyone else.
 
If someone should stfu about speech patterns its our nigga Lucas. He's xQc but slowed down at least 15 times. xQc stumbles a lot but gets through it in a couple of seconds, while Keffals is silent for 30 seconds to get out of his words.

To be fair, Lucas should stfu about every other human, as he fails harder at pretty much everything in life than anyone else.
not to mention xqc grew up speaking mainly french with english as his second language if you look at older videos of him when he first started getting popular he is even harder to understand than he is currently.

but if you listen to him speak french its entirely night and day. lucas saying this shit when english is his first language and he still sounds like he is high or falling asleep 90 percent of the time is really something to behold.

its also funny that lucas of all people would even dare try to involve himself in the h3h3 vs xqc stuff considering their whole argument is based around streamers making videos of themselves reacting to smaller peoples videos when lucas does that exact thing himself just without as much added input because that would be much too hard for him.
 
Back from vacation
To see Keffals squander fame
Abandoned Munich

-SNAFU Haiku
 
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