Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I find it funny that troons are complaining about catfishing when Keffles does the exact same thing. He uses lighting and filters to make his face look more feminine, and uses posing to hide his hunch back and male pot belly. Can't forget he wears clothes/bras/inserts to make his moob tubes look like normal boobs.

Too lazy to go find it, but that image with him and his mom walking from the police department after picking up his stuff was the funniest thing because you finally got a good candid shot of how Keffles REALLY looks. He didn't look anything like how he portrayed himself online, he looked like a greasy fat MAN. The best thing you could say about him is that he passes as a male metal head fan.
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Here's some easy visual aids that help explain Lucas's many hypocritical actions.
 
But anyways this comes out as weird projection given he belonged in leafy phenotype before trooning out
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I'd call it a broken clock being right twice a day. Leafy is hurtling towards the Troon Wall if the infamous pictures that shall not be named are any indication. Combined with his personal experience, I think Keffals might be predicting the future, and is probably jealous Leafy is better at filters than he is.
 
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Here's some easy visual aids that help explain Lucas's many hypocritical actions.
What's sad is these guides don't show how ugly and male he really is. His hunch back is REALLY pronounced and his pot belly is huge, sucks these guides didn't really show that.

Still, these give a good example of what an extreme catfish he is, he has zero room to talk about that ugly BDM troon when Keffles is way worse about lying about his looks.
 
wow Lucas is the last one to be able to take shots on someones appearance, has he seen himself? Not only the lopsided moobs, but his entire Hunchback of Notre-Dame statue. How fucking deranged must you be to call out a guy who is just aging naturally, when you chopped off your cock & balls to be a woman, and you are still failing hard at that. If someone would be making a post like that about him he would go into a full autistic meltdown.

Also, isn't calling out people as gay by calling them twinks while they haven't said something about it themselves a literal crime like stabbing someone, according to tranny/SJW logic?
You have to understand something about Lucas, he thinks that he is the hot e-whore who all the boys lust after. At least, that is how he acts like in public. I mean, Lucas attacked me for my appearance as well as the appearances of the other female Kiwi's here on the Farms. He also attacked Null for his appearance too. Meanwhile Lucas looks like this:
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I think deep down Lucas knows that he is ugly but projects because, to admit that he is ugly, will be admitting that he regrets his transition and the life choices he made and he can't have that because that would give his detractors a victory and Lucas would be damn to admit that he fucked up. Classic case of narcissism and lolcow behavior. Unable to admit that you were wrong and fucked up.
 
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Latest Retarded Bluesky/Twitter Posts From Lucas

Bluesky:
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Twitter:
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Quite possibly the most retarded Keffals take yet. Giving troonshine to kids is illegal, but it didn't stop you, and a law won't stop you from feeling sad about being an irrelevant, hunchbacked eunuch that is giving Tomlinson a run for hi...I mean Quasi's money in the "fat' and "dumb about guns" categories.

Not even a contender for Lolcow of the year.

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You have to understand something about Lucas, he thinks that he is the hot e-whore who all the boys lust after. At least, that is how he acts like in public. I mean, Lucas attacked me for my appearance as well as the appearance of other female Kiwi's here on the Farms. He also attacked Null for his appearance too. Meanwhile Lucas looks like this:
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I think deep down Lucas knows that he is ugly but projects because, to admit that he is ugly, will be admitting that he regrets his transition and the life choices he made and he can't have that because that would give his detractors a victory and Lucas would be damn to admit that he fucked up. Classic case of narcissism and lolcow behavior. Unable to admit that you were wrong and fucked up.
He doesn't even look human in that picture.
He looks like Lisa Trevor from the Resident Evil 1 ReMake.
Except unlike Lisa Trevor He Will Never Be A Woman.
Lucas Trevor.
 
Keffals launching hit piece over hit piece against their enemies is actually quite funny, I saw a mention of a big hit-piece against DreadedJai who is essentially Keffals tranny arch-nemesis. The DreadedJai vs Keffals feud is eternal.

Like I said before, this month is a month of anniversaries.
I'm not even surprised that no one realized that it's the 1 year anniversary of some retard Swatting Keffals and all the fallout that ensued, it's almost like it wasn't people on this site who did it, I thought it was either the 8th or the 10th, it was just a coincidence that I even checked today :story:.
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I wasn't even a member of the website at this time last year so I believe the next major anniversary in regards to Keffals is the 18th? The Hotel Bedsheet incident.
I don't even remember the date of the 2nd hotel buffet date though, probably the 24th?

I've never liked this picture because I get the feeling it's edited just from the curves by Keffals hands, and a white floor is easy to edit without leaving many clues.
Which is why I usually rely on this bad boy that I know is legit because I clipped it from the live stream myself, plus it's funnier because it was from the middle of the time when Keffals would stream in more revealing clothes in order to get thirst views.
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No one noticed it was the 1 year SWATiversary of this nigga, because Keffals completely took Kiwi Farms offline, duh.

Oh wait, nope. Nevermind.
I'd say it has something to do with the fact it's not something to be celebrated, Swatting is a bitch made move.
Plus the amount of shit this website went through because the blame was pinned on us for no good reason.


Anyway crossposting a bit from the Trannies posting L's thread:
Whitenervosa who runs Vaush's and Keffals websites is being evicted, they set up a GoFundMe for $2000, Firstly the fat man Tipster donated $100 but Keffals has just come in and donated over $1000 to the fund, truly amazing how much disposable income you can have if you don't spend it all on drugs.
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Lucas Twitter Update

First we have this interaction between Lucas and Vaush where Lucas calls Vaush's new Doc Marten shoes "the faggiest shoes known to man." How progressive of him. :story:

Vaush's Original Tweet:
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Lucas's Response:
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No one noticed it was the 1 year SWATiversary of this nigga, because Keffals completely took Kiwi Farms offline, duh.
Lucas actually acknowledged the 1 year SWATiversary in this Twitter response to loomiedoomie doing an eviction GoFundMe. Lucas pitches in and mentions that it is indeed the anniversary of his swatting, which he no doubt still blames us for.
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Also of course fucking Tipster chimes in.

Edit 1: @Punished Neco talk about convenient timing :story:

Edit 2: To further add to the convenient timing of this post, Lucas made this tweet about hamburgers with cheese stuffed buns right after I posted this.
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Keffals has just come in and donated over $1000 to the fund, truly amazing how much disposable income you can have if you don't spend it all on drugs.
Giving other faggots just over 1k USD while you grifted 100k CAD and spent it on drugs, an apartment you paid in full for a year and just lived in for 3 months and travel through Europe is fucking hilarious. Especially when you grifted it with the reason "with this money i will sue the transphobes who are doing literal crime against us and are super ontologically evil". Allegedly he also spent it on rehab, but I still don't believe he went.
 
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