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This is going to sound weird but I've been listening to a lot of Tiny Tim and it's remarkable how much Keffals looks like him.

Livin' in the sunlight, lovin' in the troonlight,
Having a wonderful time...
Why you gotta do my bro Tiny Tim like that?
Guy was a weirdo with a horrifying singing voice but he was a nice guy, he literally died trying to bring joy to the world (died on stage I believe) Lucas is a weirdo with a horrifying everything and a voice like Laudanum who lives to bring misery to all around him.
 
A horrifying singing voice? Herbert Khaury, aka Tiny Tim? You take that back, fucker! I shall not put up with such indignities!
Sorry dude I don't know how else to describe this.

play us a little guitar Timmy

Holy shit he does look like Lucas though.
Was a great guy though by all accounts, genuinely funny and loved to entertain people.
 
Why you gotta do my bro Tiny Tim like that?
It's not meant as an insult to Tiny Tim, more as an alternate reality version of Lucas. Greasy, sickly-looking and beak-nosed, but still used his love of art to bring joy to millions during his life and millions more after it. Keffals looks like Tiny Tim, but falls short in every way.
 
It's not meant as an insult to Tiny Tim, more as an alternate reality version of Lucas. Greasy, sickly-looking and beak-nosed, but still used his love of art to bring joy to millions during his life and millions more after it. Keffals looks like Tiny Tim, but falls short in every way.
Tim was a trooper.
He had his 1st Heart Attack on stage and his doctors warned him not to perform again but he didn't want to disappoint people so tried to push through it and performed anyway at the hospital, 2nd Heart Attack killed him.
He was a genuinely great guy, just shows not to judge a book by its cover, Tim looked like someone from the Hill Have Eyes but I don't think there were many people who met him that didn't like him.
Lucas looks like Tim but has none of the charisma, talent, humor, or spark and drive to bring joy to peoples lives.
I'd trade Lucas and all the Troons on Bluesky for just one more live show from Tiny Tim.
 
Taking down Kiwi Farms is just another thing that Lucas failed at in his life. He failed at being a boy so he tried to be a woman, failed at that. He failed at being a politician and used the parties money to be a drug addict, he failed at covering that up. Tried to be succesful on Twitch and YouTube, failed at that as well. Failed to stop being a drug addict, etc etc etc.

He even fails at joining the 41%.
 
wow Lucas is the last one to be able to take shots on someones appearance, has he seen himself? Not only the lopsided moobs, but his entire Hunchback of Notre-Dame statue. How fucking deranged must you be to call out a guy who is just aging naturally, when you chopped off your cock & balls to be a woman, and you are still failing hard at that. If someone would be making a post like that about him he would go into a full autistic meltdown.

Also, isn't calling out people as gay by calling them twinks while they haven't said something about it themselves a literal crime like stabbing someone, according to tranny/SJW logic?
Quasimodo has redeeming qualities. Lucas does not. He's more like Igor.
 
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Lucas comparing himself sitting on his ass playing his raft game to Mr. Beast actually going on a real life raft. Ah yes, Lucas trying to start drama with Mr. Beast and get some attention, because our boy Jimmy could use another troon in his circle. :story:
 
I wish for his eventual success at that.
I think he'd have to try first, and I doubt every story he has. All troons claim to have attempted suicide, but as we know from the 41% study, that's not actually true. They've thought about it, but attempting it is rarer, and seriously attempting it rather than doing it for attention is rarer still.

But as we can see with his 'addiction', Lucas, like many of his fellow cluster B nightmares, will happily lie about such things. Because you can't prove they're lying, aren't meant to question their stories without being treated as a monster, and it provides a handy shield against criticism and weapon to attack with.

Honestly, I think Lucas is too shallow to have tried to kill himself in any serious manner. Very few of the things he talked about in his post-'rehab' stream actually happened, at least to him. But he's clearly not capable of any form of serious self-reflection of the sort that leads people to kill themselves. Otherwise he wouldn't look or behave as he does.
 
Lucas trying to get Mr. Beast his attention is hilarious. Mr. Beast has to deal with one tranny already that is in contact with a pedo, does he want to risk associating himself with a drug abusing tranny that starts shit with everyone for no reason other than the attention it might get him?
 
Lucas trying to get Mr. Beast his attention is hilarious. Mr. Beast has to deal with one tranny already that is in contact with a pedo, does he want to risk associating himself with a drug abusing tranny that starts shit with everyone for no reason other than the attention it might get him?
Jimmy vs. Lucas would be Mr. Beast vs. Mr. Beastiality.
 
Lucas has to stir up drama, that's the only thing keeping his streaming career going. Him coming after the farms was nothing but a way to grift retards out of their money and get his 15 minutes of fame. When everything came out about him the journoscum and everyone except for his biggest supporters didn't want to be associated with him. Someone only tries to silence the truth, if it's fabrication then it doesn't matter. He's just like consent accident enjoyer William Elliot Fong.
 
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