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- 15 Sty 2017
My reaction to these two posts back to back was exactly like this meme
Talk about whiplash. Poor poor Hope. I'm so so sorry, baby. You deserve much better than the Scalfanis.
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My reaction to these two posts back to back was exactly like this meme
Talk about whiplash. Poor poor Hope. I'm so so sorry, baby. You deserve much better than the Scalfanis.
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- 4 Kwi 2023
I loathe fat people with dogs. It's always the same story. "Oh, a dog will make us exercise more and be more active! Tee hee!"
Then, every single time, the fat pieces of shit just end up making the dog obese like they are, and give the dog a shortened lifespan with a bunch of medical issues.
Fatties owning dogs should be classified as animal abuse. Get a fish instead, Jack. It'll sit there, be useless, and be just as smart as you are!
PaulPelosi'sBoyfriend
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- 29 Mar 2023
National Healthcare is the va system.
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- 2 Sty 2019
Jack, previously a defender of the earned blue checkmark on Twitter, now wants his paid-for checkmark.
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- 9 Wrz 2021
Naw, keeping fish is too much work for Jack. Even before the mobility loss I struggle to imagine him doing water tests, water changes, substrate cleaning, tank scrubbing, and whatever else goes into responsible aquarium keeping.
I am genuinely shocked HOPE isn't already sausage shaped. I'm sure with time and Jack spilling food that will change.
Fatty keeping fish wouldn't last a month. Aquariums require work, it isn't the most difficult stuff ever but it's regular work to keep it clean and keeping the fish alive. If he can't do his own PT, can't follow basic cooking instructions, etc. do you really think he's going to adopt any sort of routine for taking care of fish? Not to mention he could barely do anything anyway since he's gimped himself so badly. The lazy fuck doesn't need pets, period. He's practically nothing more than a pet for Tammy at this point himself.
That would require not starving the dog. The wendigo isn't going to let Hope consume all of the meat and cheese that fatty could be eating instead.
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- 12 Lut 2021
"Now the real work begins"....as opposed to....what?
In the short term timeline you should have been doing the "real work" the second you were capable of doing any PT. Longer term, you should have been doing the "real work" years ago when you had your first major health incident, by improving your diet, getting exercise etc. But you didn't, and here we are with you having had multiple strokes etc, and likely permanantly, and avoidably, disabled at an age where that should be very uncommon. Finally, let's be honest. You haven't done any "work" for decades. Larping on Youtube, considering the absolute minimum amount of effort you put in, isn't work.
In the short term timeline you should have been doing the "real work" the second you were capable of doing any PT. Longer term, you should have been doing the "real work" years ago when you had your first major health incident, by improving your diet, getting exercise etc. But you didn't, and here we are with you having had multiple strokes etc, and likely permanantly, and avoidably, disabled at an age where that should be very uncommon. Finally, let's be honest. You haven't done any "work" for decades. Larping on Youtube, considering the absolute minimum amount of effort you put in, isn't work.
TestTubePuppy
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- 4 Lip 2022
If he goes back to making videos, it won't be cooking any more. His lazy limbs are too lazy for even lazy man recipes now. He'll probably just do "reviews" where he bitches about how cold the take out he gets uber eats to bring him was this time, and reactions to shows that happened to be on TV while he was getting his bottom wiped. Maybe a "self help" series where he spouts unintentionally hypocritical religious platitudes and criticisms of other people's laziness. I can totally see him saying "I really don't want to get into politics here..." before launching into a half hour long screed about illegal aliens or welfare cheats. Maybe he'll refine and focus his position as "that Youtuber you love to hate" by arguing with people in his comments.
They should just give him a great big button he can push with his dead arm to go live on YouTube and talk about whatever he wants. Seeing him slur and roll his eyes and froth at the mouth with anger would be as close to entertainment value as he can muster now.
They should just give him a great big button he can push with his dead arm to go live on YouTube and talk about whatever he wants. Seeing him slur and roll his eyes and froth at the mouth with anger would be as close to entertainment value as he can muster now.
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- 16 Sty 2016
It's time to eat more and more until he transcends and shows his true form.
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- 13 Gru 2022
I've said it before but i think he has a bright, albeit short, future as a mukbanger.
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- 15 Sty 2017
I'm surprised that he never went this route. Then again, as I'm typing this, it occurred to me that even on Jack on the Go, he doesn't give a fuck about talking to any of his "friends" while he eats (unless it's to tell Tammy that his sandwich doesn't have enough meat on it). Mukbangers are expected to do more than shovel food into their mouth for twenty minutes.
But think of the YouTube Live coin, Jack!
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- 19 Sty 2023
With his stroked out, atrophied arms and legs he'll end up with a body like Dr. Robotnik.
That Damned Tiger
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- 15 Lis 2018
Jack's not gonna think about making that YouTube coin via mukbanging. That requires thinking and not letting his pride get in the way.
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- 30 Wrz 2020
I just noticed this from a YouTuber I follow. He’s an Italian gentleman now living in Australia who has worked as a chef and a cooking instructor. I’ve learned some great recipes from him- his cooking videos are a pretty informative resource.
He’s an insistent purist, so I knew it’d be a deservedly good takedown of an infamously horrid recipe. He goes after Jack pretty hard, hitting him on everything- the quality/pronunciation/proportion of his ingredients, his ring, the recipe and cooking method itself, his plating presentation, the pretentiousness of his cooking utensils, the way he eats, and his stroke-rambling. He calls out Jack’s Audible.com sponsor, saying that they should be ashamed.
He assertively declares Jack/CWJ “the worst cooking show [I’ve ever seen].” I can’t disagree.
BUT…he also pegs Jack as “such a nice guy” (12:56), and gives him the benefit of the doubt that he can “do better,” while reinforcing his perceived niceness (16:17). Now, he’s obviously misled, but I can’t fault him for not being caught up on Jack lore. I’m also excited because he said he’s “going to react to more of these videos to learn more about him.” Hoooo boy, this guy is headed down quite a rabbit hole. Hopefully it results in more Jack reaction content. Godspeed, Vincenzo.
He’s an insistent purist, so I knew it’d be a deservedly good takedown of an infamously horrid recipe. He goes after Jack pretty hard, hitting him on everything- the quality/pronunciation/proportion of his ingredients, his ring, the recipe and cooking method itself, his plating presentation, the pretentiousness of his cooking utensils, the way he eats, and his stroke-rambling. He calls out Jack’s Audible.com sponsor, saying that they should be ashamed.
He assertively declares Jack/CWJ “the worst cooking show [I’ve ever seen].” I can’t disagree.
BUT…he also pegs Jack as “such a nice guy” (12:56), and gives him the benefit of the doubt that he can “do better,” while reinforcing his perceived niceness (16:17). Now, he’s obviously misled, but I can’t fault him for not being caught up on Jack lore. I’m also excited because he said he’s “going to react to more of these videos to learn more about him.” Hoooo boy, this guy is headed down quite a rabbit hole. Hopefully it results in more Jack reaction content. Godspeed, Vincenzo.
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- 14 Kwi 2018
Honestly I think if you want to show someone the best video to get a good jumping point into the Jack lore, I think his chili video is the best one. Since his chili video shows how god awful of a cook Jack is for putting rotten meat and a lot of unnecessary ingredients along with showing how much of a prick he is with how he acted at the competition.
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- 26 Maj 2013
Jack on the Go crossover with JoeysWorldTour in a Disgusting Beachballs Eat Everything cinematic universe.
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- 25 Paź 2017
It definitely is. I also remember watching AugustTheDuck react to that video and it was the first time he had seen Jack act like a blatant asshole.
That’s one thing that slightly pisses me off… A lot of the YouTubers who react to Jack seem to think he’s a nice guy who just can’t cook, a bit like Kay’s Cooking. Little do they know just how much of a cunt Jack actually is.
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- 7 Kwi 2022
This guy irritates me more than Jack does honestly. He’s like a shit Italian version of a Baldwin brother,