💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

They should just give him several burgers from Heart Attack Grill every day, along with one of their butter milkshakes.

hey yo Goldbelly, get on dat shit.

I still stand by this suggestion . Because really, who the fuck would call for an autopsy on a bariatric patient/someone in Jack’s condition, if the death looks natural enough?

what some of the slaves used to do with their masters back in the old times- sprinkle a little finely ground glass on the oatmeal that they served them in the morning. Eventually, the master dies of what looks like a heart attack, and then on from there, FREEDOM.

And I don’t believe that Jack has *never* been to the Heart Attack Grill. I’m no glutton, and even I would go out of curiosity. And he’s done far more Vegas trips than I have. He’s a fucking cheapskate too, and I doubt he’d be able to resist the lure of bottomless, all-American greasy goodness.

It’d be good content for JOTG as well, because he’d entertain his own audience while also being able to tap into the audience of HAG-rabbit-holers that know nothing about him. But of course, Jack lacks the acumen to realize this and use it to his advantage.

If (when) he went, he didn’t film it. This would likely be due to embarrassment over the optics of the public weigh-in needed to obtain the free grub. For those who don’t know, it’s purposely engineered to maximize embarrassment for the fatty, with sirens/lights that alert the entire restaurant. Maybe Jack subjected himself to the spectacle of the weigh-in out of frugality, and just didn’t want the spectacle to travel outside the walls of the eatery, hence the absence of video (more likely)? Or maybe he went, but didn’t even try for the free food because the potential embarrassment was too off-putting (less likely)?

Jack’s content has long been embarrassing and undignifying- we love standing back in disgusted amazement when Jack demonstrates how much lower he’ll stoop from his baseline (that’s constantly shifting lower itself), but perhaps we’ve found a low that even Jack won’t stoop to the level of…

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Today in Jack's complete lack of self-awareness.

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"I feel that we are paying attention to the wrong issues?"

Thats pretty rich coming from a guy who is supposed to partake in physical therapy to gain some function of life post stroke but instead would rather bitch about not getting enough meat and eggs for breakfast.

It seems the insurance company pulled the plug on his nursing home stay.

....aand here we are. Jack one again not realizing why he is in the situation he is in is starting to get bitchy because his insurance is pulling the plug. Im pretty positive that in his stay he was told about the importance of PT and what would happen if he didnt fucking bother. Jack having the mental capacity of a child more or less just ignored and neglected any actual PT or work on improving his situation and just bitched online about how little he would be fed as he watched cartoons. Now that hes being told that not only does he have to go, but hes going to get a nice bill due. His response is to just say he wont pay the bill and much like Chris will shit himself and do nothing.

 

[biggacracka]

It seems the insurance company pulled the plug on his nursing home stay.

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Real or mushbrain late april fool?

 

[Pig Cups]

It seems the insurance company pulled the plug on his nursing home stay.

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“It seems that Bill is going to probably come my way. NOT!!!!”

You’re actually right on this one, Jack! It won’t go your way. It’ll go Tammy’s way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

....aand here we are. Jack one again not realizing why he is in the situation he is in is starting to get bitchy because his insurance is pulling the plug. Im pretty positive that in his stay he was told about the importance of PT and what would happen if he didnt fucking bother.

It's in the quote: Jack calls it a "nursing home." He never planned to engage with rehab.

They might just move him over to the long-term care side, if that's what Tammy's been planning. For Jack, his routine would stay the same except no more pesky PTs. ...unless he has to have a roommate. please please please

This facility looks classy from the interior photos, but those are the ones they put on the website themselves. Most places remodel/repaint the post-acute rehab side more frequently than they do the LTC side. It's not going to be a dungeon, but wheelchair dings on the doorframe might be noticeable to Jack, who complains whenever something reminds him he's not at an all-in-one resort.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

It's not going to be a dungeon, but wheelchair dings on the doorframe might be noticeable to Jack,

Lol 50/50 chance. He’s only got 1.25 good eyes now.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And I don’t believe that Jack has *never* been to the Heart Attack Grill. I’m no glutton, and even I would go out of curiosity. And he’s done far more Vegas trips than I have. He’s a fucking cheapskate too, and I doubt he’d be able to resist the lure of bottomless, all-American greasy goodness.

He's never gone but it's totally up his alley. Fatty food that is incredibly bad for you. I'm with you. I'd go there just to see what it's like. I'm not expecting a gourmet burger though but I'd definitely go for the gimmick. And if he's over 300 pounds he eats for free.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

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Damn, he struggles with this one. Poorly 'explains' DnD, hopes for it getting revived (as if it died), his face is shapeshifting like a motherfucker, his right eye is fucking dead, you can almost feel the pain. MOOFIE GUD, HUMOR GOOD, NOT MUCH DND SHOULD BE CALLED JUST DRAGONS AND NOT DND BUT NO POLITICAL AGENDA WAS HOPING FOR DND GOT DRAGONS INSTEAD BUT WAS GUD.

Looking like our boy Joshua Faye Saunders with that wondering eyeball. Twu.

 

[biggacracka]

Looking like our boy Joshua Faye Saunders with that wondering eyeball. Twu.

Boglim vs Jagoff
Battle of the cows "chefs" (using the term quite loosely here)

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Boglim vs Jagoff
Battle of the cows "chefs" (using the term quite loosely here)

If we wound the clock back a few years, this would be a battle of the lolcow ages. But now they're both perpetually circling the drain. I still think there's more to gain from Keeping up with Jack, but that's mostly because the Boglim has hit the WingsOfRedemption stage of where the trolls are worse than anything he does. I miss it when Cobes was the Goth Weather Wizzard who made Frankstein meals out of dank foods. Now he just drinks and complains about things he's never dealt with.

 

[Adamska]

I believe Jack is either lying about not knowing or Hammy was informed and didn’t bring mush brain into the loop. The staff at the facility is usually quite clear with a patient during the OT/PT phase about the benchmarks that are set for progress to continue to keep insurance satisfied. If during this treatment stage goals aren’t being met, the lack of progress is reviewed with the patient at specific intervals prior to and while reporting to the insurer.

So what are the odds that the staff showed the insurance guys his karen screech posts and his being a cunt to just make it a bit more likely to just refuse to pay? Because I can imagine the nursing staff wanting to not have to deal with the fucker who keeps mashing the call button, once doing it purely because he was tarding out and screaming about no mustard for his food.

I mean the big tell is his almost certain refusal to do any more than the bare minimum PT at all. That is likely the main reason they're going to drop his ass and force him to eat the cost. But the idea of the insurance guy boggling at his regular tantrums about eggs and admitting his wife is sneaking in food for dinner to eat, along with evidence of him still eating the home's dinner is hilarious to me.

 

[Tiresome]

We might actually see his house price lower a bit in this case depending on how long he tries to malinger in there.

As smart as Jack is, he'll probably add a hundred grand.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

If Jack only has one arm and it's busy piloting a power chair, he could adapt an Obi self-feeder or a Meal Buddy or an iEAT to sit on the handlebars and keep his energy up.

These are the faggiest products I have ever seen in my life. How do you get to a point where these sound like a good investment and not go "holy fuck I've eaten myself into having to act like a baby bird and have my calories spoon fed to me"?

 

[Free the Pedos]

These are the faggiest products I have ever seen in my life. How do you get to a point where these sound like a good investment and not go "holy fuck I've eaten myself into having to act like a baby bird and have my calories spoon fed to me"?

They’re for legitimately disabled people, like people who’ve been paralyzed or have brain injuries. Chill out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It's in the quote: Jack calls it a "nursing home." He never planned to engage with rehab.

They might just move him over to the long-term care side, if that's what Tammy's been planning. For Jack, his routine would stay the same except no more pesky PTs. ...unless he has to have a roommate. please please please

This facility looks classy from the interior photos, but those are the ones they put on the website themselves. Most places remodel/repaint the post-acute rehab side more frequently than they do the LTC side. It's not going to be a dungeon, but wheelchair dings on the doorframe might be noticeable to Jack, who complains whenever something reminds him he's not at an all-in-one resort.

This has gone on long enough. They need to move this piece of shit to the worst, most run-down facility where he will be beaten by niggers constantly every day. Until he commits suicide by slitting his throat with a homemade shank made out of a sharpened toothbrush handle.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

...unless he has to have a roommate. please please please

If Jack gets a roommate he'll be smothered to death by the end of the week.

 

[stets]

If Jack only has one arm and it's busy piloting a power chair, he could adapt an Obi self-feeder or a Meal Buddy or an iEAT to sit on the handlebars and keep his energy up.

I always thought the cinco food tube was more Jack's style - the maximum amount of calories with the least amount of effort and time.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It seems the insurance company pulled the plug on his nursing home stay.

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Yet Jack is still against national healthcare because it's "socialism". Just like Jesus would say

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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BUT NO POLITICAL AGENDA

That was just painful to listen to. Also for Jagoff "political agenda" is literally any movie that has or have homosexual characters in it. He has been called for it many times even among the boomers on his facebook page. Jagoff always tries to play it off by saying "homosexuality is just one part of it" and then failing to come up with any other examples of this "political agenda". That is how deeply closeted this fuckhead is.

 

[AnOminous]

And I don’t believe that Jack has *never* been to the Heart Attack Grill.

I do. I believe he is just dimly aware enough to know that it is dead-on an accurate insult specifically against him. The owner openly hates fat fucks and I believe has even stated he hopes to kill some to punish the sin of gluttony. I'd definitely do it at least once though just for the sheer hell of it.