1/31/2023 Thomas Shows Off His Gravel In Bread Pans and His Dirty Shack.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

 

[repentance]

Building a deck in a rented property.

Sure Jan.

 

[Kerr Avon]

The inflatable kiddie pool is revolting

 

[Fred Herbert]

Glad to see he’s made great progress over the past few months on his ridiculous “food sovereignty garden”. Those 6(!!) plants will definitely carry him through the apocalypse. My favourite is the knocked over one which has no doubt died.

His rocks are also as dirty and low quality as ever.

 

[repentance]

The inflatable kiddie pool is revolting

Pretty sure it's an inflatable spa.

Gotta love the claim that he grows plants for a living (apparently there's nothing Tommy doesn't do for a living these days).

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Did he seriously say he plans on raising a dinosaur from extinction to live in his backyard around 2:08-2:16?

I'm not going crazy, right? This mother fucker thinks he's pulling a Jurassic Park?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did he seriously say he plans on raising a dinosaur from extinction to live in his backyard around 2:08-2:16?

He's going to get a pet lizard

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

He's going to get a pet lizard

Ahh, OK. Forgive my retardation, the shit he says is so off-the-wall I can't tell what he says literally.

 

[AnOminous]

He's going to get a pet lizard

He's going to kill a lizard, because he apparently wants to put it in the same enclosure as a bird with completely incompatible climate requirements.

I hope someone reports him for animal abuse.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's going to kill a lizard, because he apparently wants to put it in the same enclosure as a bird with completely incompatible climate requirements.

I hope someone reports him for animal abuse.

Give it two weeks and he will be on some wild completely new nonsensical scheme.

 

[repentance]

He's going to get a pet lizard

Also a bird, so it could be either. Birds are considered a living relative of dinosaurs.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I hope someone reports him for animal abuse.

His dinosaur resurrection stunt would not be the first thing to report him for.

Anyway, I doubt he’s getting a lizard. He can’t molest them.

 

[Fred Herbert]

His dinosaur resurrection stunt would not be the first thing to report him for.

Anyway, I doubt he’s getting a lizard. He can’t molest them.

Just gonna leave this here

Don’t worry, it’s just a news article…

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Also a bird, so it could be either. Birds are considered a living relative of dinosaurs.

Nowadays birds actually are considered dinosaurs, not merely a living relative. Many of the traits they possess, such as feathers, evolved for a different, non-flight related purpose in a common ancestor that they share with certain other well known dinosaurs, such as Velociraptor. Crocodilians are the next closest living relatives of dinosaurs. Among lineages of animals that people have actually heard of, the extinct pterosaurs are even closer relatives.

Regardless, Tom, as we know, is a retard that would likely kill whatever reptile he gets by showing complete negligence to its specialized needs. Taking care of a "cold blooded" animal requires thought and care, which Tom is pitifully short on.

 

[Glowie]

He's going to kill a lizard, because he apparently wants to put it in the same enclosure as a bird with completely incompatible climate requirements.

I hope someone reports him for animal abuse.

He's going to make gecko-on-a-stick stand next.
Just in time for fallout IRL.
Even after nuclear Armageddon, Tooters would be selling human meat and pass them off as gecko meat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Nowadays birds actually are considered dinosaurs, not merely a living relative. Many of the traits they possess, such as feathers, evolved for a different, non-flight related purpose in a common ancestor that they share with certain other well known dinosaurs, such as Velociraptor. Crocodilians are the next closest living relatives of dinosaurs. Among lineages of animals that people have actually heard of, the extinct pterosaurs are even closer relatives.

Regardless, Tom, as we know, is a retard that would likely kill whatever reptile he gets by showing complete negligence to its specialized needs. Taking care of a "cold blooded" animal requires thought and care, which Tom is pitifully short on.

It’s ironic, because Tom looks like a fossilised reptile.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s ironic, because Tom looks like a fossilised reptile.

A reptile that went extinct because the males refused to have sex with mature females.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Building a deck in a rented property.

Sure Jan.

Hey, kids! Wanna come over and smoke some herb on my big, fat Yiddish deck, which is larger than previously photographed?

 

[Boom Boss]

Wait a minute. Why is Tom buying all this gravel when he already has a bunch of gravel?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wait a minute. Why is Tom buying all this gravel when he already has a bunch of gravel?

Because Tom understands business and we don't