🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[PyrrhicRustle]

What a cunt.

At least this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Ralph has no info in Gym. He definitely would have posted that first before going all the way down the list to find Gator.

Which is funny because you can find Jimbo's exact address in like two minutes of searching with information from his thread here.

Honestly, why would Gator even sweat Ralph showing up? He's a short, obese guy in his late 30's who struggled to fight Riley and his girlfriend. Man's had a heart attack and facial reconstructive surgery in the space of like a couple of months?

Although I don't doubt Ralph would be dumb enough to roll up to someones place of work and try to start shit if sufficiently goaded, I don't think he's a threat to anyone.

The off chance Ralph grows a braincell and jumps you with a heavy blunt object from behind. You'd still probably kick his ass but the danger of Ralph managing to muster enough tard rage to inflict a serious head injury is still there.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

he's dumb enough to fly back to the states tomorrow though.

no fucking way is he? I thought the majority of medical advice said not to fly for at least 2 weeks minimum?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Maybe he was alluding to where he picked up Gator. Doesn't mean Gator works there. Chances are, he doesn't trust Ralph with his real address, so he simply took the bus to some remote store waiting to be picked up.

True, and what any reasonably sensible person would have done.

The question is does Ralph know that? I don't think the idea even crossed his mind. Not that he'd show up himself, though. He's trying to push one of his sub zero IQ fans to do it for him.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Which is funny because you can find Jimbo's exact address in like two minutes of searching with information from his thread here.

You'd never get to him though. Dude is an architect so his place is laid out pretty strategically. Plus he has guards, being a millionaire that is near retirement age.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph had a run in with BASED BLACK FARMER^tm when he almost got beached by snow. Maybe he'll have luck and get blacked by many farmers who are regulars at the store and like gator

 

[Goofy Logic]

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This is pretty strange coming from someone who rips bongs on camera, has been caught on camera asking someone if they want to smoke meth with him, has been pretty vocal about how amazing the meds are in Portugal and openly saying how hyped he is drugs are decrimilized in Portugal so he can buy coke.

Which is it Ralph? Are you super, duper cool because you use drugs or do you have a problem and think it's poor taste for people to bring it up? You can't have it both ways.

At this point his moral compass is a roulette wheel. He doesn't care what stance he previously took as long as it makes the other guy look bad.

 

[ClipBitch]

Grow a pair of balls and go to Jims house, Ralph. You'll be an internet legend.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Lol Ethan coping and vague posting about Gator's supposed dox. You don't have anything Ralph. Keep coping and seething. You got nothing.

Ralph is a master at doxxxing. He’ll google earth gators house next.

 

[Matt Damon]

It’s hilarious that gator had him pick him up at a convenience store because even back then he didn’t trust Ralph with his address

What must it be like for all of these supposed friends to have zero trust in each other and be forever planning for inevitable betrayal?

I can't imagine how depressing it would be living like that.

 

[A Sunset]

https://t.me/theralphretort/2160

Ralph is posting Google maps to what he claims is where he picked up Gator to drive him to Knoxville.

Ralph is the dumbest, fattest faggot on the Internet. Imagine being so petty and shameless. The sensitivity of HER hurt feelings is only matched by her girth. At least Eat-Ham posts all her womanly freakouts when she's on her period for us to gawk and chuckle at.

 

[guntigo]

no fucking way is he? I thought the majority of medical advice said not to fly for at least 2 weeks minimum?

word of the bird said he's heading back tomorrow- with his expenses, he can only afford a flight, apparently. when have you known ralph to follow any advice?

 

[Truly Rural]

no fucking way is he? I thought the majority of medical advice said not to fly for at least 2 weeks minimum?

I hope his sinuses and ears are rinsed and clean, also he should not close his mouth on flight, or use earbuds. Actually a hole in his skull is not a bad idea as well.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Gatorcoin Rising, Gatorcoin to the moon!

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Honestly, why would Gator even sweat Ralph showing up? He's a short, obese guy in his late 30's who struggled to fight Riley and his girlfriend. Man's had a heart attack and facial reconstructive surgery in the space of like a couple of months?

Although I don't doubt Ralph would be dumb enough to roll up to someones place of work and try to start shit if sufficiently goaded, I don't think he's a threat to anyone.

Gator is a short obese guy in his late 20's who's such a submissive pussy he spent the prime of his life sweeping up for Ethan Ralph. He's one of the few people on Earth who would have even odds with Ralph in a fight.

 

[Lee Crabb]

Without a doubt my favorite rendition.

 

[AltisticRight]

Knew it, Ralph really had nothing.
So he drove Gator to Knoxville from a convenience store, okay? Was there a nearby bus stop? Those are popular places to arrange a pickup because of surveillance in many cases and easy to get to.

Admit defeat, you have nothing, zero, nil. Gator must be shaking in his boots envisioning some 5'1'' fat 500lbs cyclops abomination with sewed shut lips driving a red subprime funding box and waddling to the convenience store expecting to see clerk Shannon. Instead, Ralph will be greeted by Julian Jani asking if needs a ladder to reach the Makers Mark on the shelf.

Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
Cry more.

 

[instythot]

I’m thinking he’s another Wayne Lambright. He’s gonna lose everything and end up homeless. Then he’s gonna make empty threats online to the few people who still remember who he is.

No, he's still got that small loyal herd of pigs. He's gonna be DSP, except bankruptcy won't fix his debt situation what with student loans and future judgements being undischargeable. He already hates streaming and puts in two shifts a day despite that. The only other major difference is that Ralph's boring periods won't be nearly as long as phil's

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Knew it, Ralph really had nothing.
So he drove Gator to Knoxville from a convenience store, okay? Was there a nearby bus stop? Those are popular places to arrange a pickup because of surveillance in many cases and easy to get to.

Admit defeat, you have nothing, zero, nil. Gator must be shaking in his boots envisioning some 5'1'' fat 500lbs cyclops abomination with sewed shut lips driving a red subprime funding box and waddling to the convenience store expecting to see clerk Shannon. Instead, Ralph will be greeted by Julian Jani asking if needs a ladder to reach the Makers Mark on the shelf.

Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
Cry more.

His plan is the same as it was for the portugal visit: Swagger around town, film random shit, and grumble about that pussy faggot woman Gator and what he must do all day.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I assume Gator, who (unlike ralph) is not a felon, can own guns? I hope at least one of them wears a gopro for the inevitable self-defense situation.

Are we going to get AIM AIM AIM 2.0?

 

[AltisticRight]

Now that I think about it, where was Gator on the 24th-26th of January? Gator, you need to substantiate your alibi. WHERE were you? Maybe the police can verify Gator's alibi by analysing the cum stains on his body pillow to "extrapolate" its age. But this method has an obvious flaw, what if Gator travelled to Portugal WITH his pillow?