🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[ZeDarkKnight]

Since we all know Ralph was texting himself, can we appreciate the fact that he either (A) came up with the retarded phrase ‘Pantsu Pass’ or (B, and more likely) this is something they’ve said in their relationship.

I’m willing to bet that they’ve got some sort of weird open relationship. Furthermore, now I’m willing to bet that the kid isn’t his.

Imagine if the next part of the gunt saga is finding out he's another Jack Murphy

 

[Stasi]

Holy shit, I didn't think we could get a more faggy "article" than his screeching at zero hedge about null but the ralphamale delivers again baby! Dax Herrera better watch his ass, he is one twitter joke away from having a salty blog post written about him too.

 

[Fslur]

Oof, Ralph's used the wrong sister in his fake text to himself. How many Ls can a man take in one week?
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Ralph’s patebin moment. Literally doing everything he’s ever called out

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s so retarded. As if Warski’s sister would have his stage name as her legal name lol.

Also the ads on his cheap-ass website crack me up. They’re trying to sell literal fat (lipids) and tickets to North Korean cult events. Plus links to “grotesque” practices. Even the ad network algorithms know his site is run by someone morbidly obese, stupid and disgusting.

 

[Desktop User2]

Holy shit, I didn't think we could get a more faggy "article" than his screeching at zero hedge about null but the ralphamale delivers again baby! Dax Herrera better watch his ass, he is one twitter joke away from having a salty blog post written about him too.

When the inevitable fallout happen, Ralph will probably cite a multitude of teen and fan abuse, will 100% call the wetback a pedo and all this shit. Dax probably has the biggest of the glass ceilings and the gunt will probably go hard.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I love "I'm not at liberty to do"

He goes from "I don't give a fuck I'd rather die than be disrespected" to "all of a sudden I care a lot about my fiancee enough that I'm gonna act like a pussy but I'm not actually being a pussy this time but also I'm leaving my fiancee for a while"

 

[guntigo]

i've not seen anyone melt down this hard in all of history.

 

[Fougaro]

www.theralphretort.com might as well be a tumblr blog now. Ralph needs to troon out already.

"Shout-out to paedophile Joshua Conner Moon. I'm a real woman now."

 

[Image Reactions]

Turning on Ralph didn't change my opinion on any of the people that have done it so far, regardless of it being positive or negative beforehand.
Same with Gator, he's still the same slimy dipshit, just without his leash.

And his constant very shameless mocking of Jim is grating to me. Fuck Gator for that shit. Dumbass.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

At this rate we're going to need a Part 2 of the Fuck Ralph Festival featuring Jim, Jewsh and Gaytor

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

This is pretty strange coming from someone who rips bongs on camera, has been caught on camera asking someone if they want to smoke meth with him, has been pretty vocal about how amazing the meds are in Portugal and openly saying how hyped he is drugs are decrimilized in Portugal so he can buy coke.

Which is it Ralph? Are you super, duper cool because you use drugs or do you have a problem and think it's poor taste for people to bring it up? You can't have it both ways.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Ralph posting cringe fake tweets from Warski's sister and openly humiliating May again.

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He really must have suffered legitimate brain damage. To remotely think anyone would believe this is amazing. Andy's sister wouldn't know his girlfriend is named Pantsu and definitely wouldn't religiously watch the Killstream to know he had mentioned a "Pantsu Pass". How could you even possibly think that this would work, it's just fucking astonishing levels of stupidity even by his standards

 

[fuck whales]

He’s so retarded. As if Warski’s sister would have his stage name as her legal name lol.

Also the ads on his cheap-ass website crack me up. They’re trying to sell literal fat (lipids) and tickets to North Korean cult events. Plus links to “grotesque” practices. Even the ad network algorithms know his site is run by someone morbidly obese, stupid and disgusting.

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in fairness, website ads are personalised to you based on your search history, the ads for me are for retro gaming handhelds as I was searching for them on ebay earlier.

 

[guntigo]

He really must have suffered legitimate brain damage. To remotely think anyone would believe this is amazing. Andy's sister wouldn't know his girlfriend is named Pantsu and definitely wouldn't religiously watch the Killstream to know he had mentioned a "Pantsu Pass". How could you even possibly think that this would work, it's just fucking astonishing levels of stupidity even by his standards

pantsu pass, is that the ice cream social before or after meigh lets ralph felch her chasms after dameon and marcus are done with her?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

i've not seen anyone melt down this hard in all of history.

I think the term that encompasses it best is “anally annihilated”

 

[Niggernerd]

He really must have suffered legitimate brain damage. To remotely think anyone would believe this is amazing. Andy's sister wouldn't know his girlfriend is named Pantsu and definitely wouldn't religiously watch the Killstream to know he had mentioned a "Pantsu Pass". How could you even possibly think that this would work, it's just fucking astonishing levels of stupidity even by his standards

His smooth brain Appalachian and bayou hillbilly fans will believe it.

 

[RX-78]

Why do people do this type of shit? It's something that I've always wondered and it's just sad seeing the Gunt do this petty shit trying to get a one-up on Warski.

You wonder why someone would do this because you aren't a retard. This excludes you from the demented logic that ethan and the rest of the sub-90's use for their master plans; it all makes sense to them because they're too stupid to catch the obvious flaws.

 

[deodorant]

i've not seen anyone melt down this hard in all of history.

The Guntcussion Arc is proving to be quite entertaining.

 

[guntigo]

I think the term that encompasses it best is “anally annihilated”

we're not even in the home stretch. by then it could be fanny obliterated.