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Post your spooky avatars here.
And give your Kiwis a little scare.
Gay poetry aside.
If you do not have a spooky avatar,
Feel free to request one here in this thread.
And yes, I drew all of these avatars as surprise gifts,
And no, I did not draw myself a spooky avatar and thus need one,
Since I'm drawing another avatar not posted here for a sweet yet scary lady(-ies).
Relinquish - I noticed he has a thing for silhouettes but with the eyes colored instead of black (James Lee and the black cat with eyes) for the avatar. I figured to do a silhouette of a tree monster similar to a Leshy (леший) where the lore would be that it consumes lolcows (based on Relinquish's notable lolcow OPs, I picked Pirate Software for the pfp) and turns them into trees. Previously, it was going to be some druid wizard wearing a deer skull that consumes souls of lolcows but could not make it work.
Blue Gem Kosher Queen - Frankie Fran but Junji Ito-fied. Pretty much it.
Null - Really difficult to pinpoint what to do for a dog that drools. I initially thought about doing the Garfield Gameboy-ed treatment for the slobbermutt but everyone gets sick of the trope of turning innocent creatures into eldritch horrors. I went with a silhouette-esque black-and-white instead and instead of drool, thought about what if the mutt had rabies instead. Some inspirations that helped were from Stephen Gammell's illustrations of 'The Little Black Dog' from the book More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I experimented with white backgrounds and an eye-less slobbermutt (see below),
Looney Troons - There was a phase in the Western Animation industry, primarily Spongebob Squarepants and in this case, Looney Tunes, where they just ran out of situational comedy jokes and went hardcore into slapstick that it unironically becomes disgusting gore... in a children's cartoon. Following the fall of The Looney Tunes Show(2011-2013, R.I.P.) and later the New Looney Tunes (2015-2020), there was a new series called Looney Tunes Cartoons (2020-2024) where there were a lot of disturbing moments that I decided to borrow a scene for Looney Troon's pfp. See below. Also, I really despise coloring - pain in the butt.
Wyróżniono dnia 29 Wrz 2025 przez ADHD: Valerie Glenn has passed away.
Girls, and Girl Adjacent readers, I have some bad news.
Our girl Valerie has unexpectedly passed away in her sleep. No further information, but I suspect her disordered eating and dental issues finally caught up with her and her heart couldn't handle it anymore. Basically, I think she went out like Cobes but without the drinking component. Valerie had a history of dental issues, including infections among other health issues.
While Val had her problems, it's sad to see her go. I hope that she was able to reconcile with her daughter after she (the daughter) came back to live with Val (however, since the obit says the girl was from Meadville, I don't think she ever left Bobby, her uncle's care).
My heart goes out to that little girl, as I think all of ours does. I will miss your antics, Val - here is hoping you found some peace during the time you were not streaming.
In memoriam, we ask the that Dark Petal Army consume all the mashed potatoes and diet pepsi they can handle.
2025 has not been a kind year for those we watch.
Archive for obituary. Archive for Facebook post from stepmother.
Wyróżniono dnia 29 Wrz 2025 przez Null: Kiwi Farms user @BrunoMattei may be dead and left behind a document.
I'm gonna do something nobody in this thread even dared to do. I actually read Bruno's piece of shit manifesto
TL;DR (Since it got featured):
Our dear user @BrunoMattei is a massive fucking nutcase. Here's the things you can find out about Bruno from this manifesto:
Bruno's extremely egotistical view of himself as a "tortured genius" while being a retarded pseudo-intellectual
He attempted to kill his older sister when he was 6 years old in the pool
This said sister then framed him for killing a family dog while in reality it was her fault (at least according to Bruno)
Feeding roaches in his room with his vomit
Every time Bruno sees a happy family with a child holding hands together while walking, he internally thinks about a picture of a child being hung above a roaring fire, slowly roasted by billionaires
His great ambition is to become the owner and CEO of a rape factory
Wrote about sending someone a copy of Daisy's Destruction (A literal CP video of a child who's not even a year old being raped) as an April Fools prank. Bruno most likely didn't do it, but for some reason, he felt compelled to write this in his manifesto
His many failed attempts at suicide
His hellish experience in BSU, where he was forced to have a therapy session with a fucking Indian therapist and later obese Black women, and lie next to a schizophrenic old man who constantly causes trouble
Having an entire section in the manifesto dedicated to his fantasies of becoming a medical professor in order to fulfill his desires, such as performing transgender operations where he could "crudely cutting away the testicles and breast tissue" and swap body parts between a married couple while they are awake from anesthesia
Relinquish Reviews "The Sacrifices"
Hello, and welcome to Relinquish reviews
Today, we are going to be looking at "The Sacrifices", a manifesto written by our dear @BrunoMattei / Alexander Kattke (whom I'm going to be referring to as Bruno in this post). Before we start, we need to first mention one thing. Bruno is not schizo; he's suffering from manic depression, which he mentioned in the interview with Maelstrom on Substack
(https://archive.is/CKh7E)
He also acknowledges this in his book
Now, let's actually begin reviewing this book. After all, Bruno's aim for this writing, this manifesto, is to "drop a nuclear bomb on the entire literary scene". Let's see how he's gonna achieve this
THE SERIAL KILLER
The entire text is a chaotic, repetitive spiral through various "perspectives" – The Serial Killer, The Machine, The God, and so on – which all boil down to the same core personality: a deeply unhappy, spiteful man trying to shock his way into relevance
The fantasies begin quickly, revealing a startling lack of originality but an overabundance of gore. He claims that every dark comedy imaginable plays throughout his mind "24/7 365 unending". We are treated to the magnificent detail of him feeling around in an exposed carotid artery, comparing the sensation to "my brief excursion at a farm inseminating livestock and how you fist the animal in order to feel if it is in fact pregnant or not"
In a moment of exquisite self-revelation, he admits he could have killed his sister when he was six, but "relented because I was thinking in terms of blowback even then"
The true horror, apparently, is the potential for consequences, not matricide. He later offers a true hallmark of his life experience: "I fed the roaches that infest my apartment with my vomit"
This lifestyle is especially funny considering his claim of being "the creator of the most disturbing level of text." and thinking about this being his "legacy" . More accurately, he’s fulfilled the legacy of "junkie living in a rotten room full of trash," as evidenced by his culinary choices for the local insect population.
And also this amazing piece of writing
This is shortly followed by his casual admission, buried in a footnote, that "the author didn’t violently masturbate to every page. It was every third page". Thank you for clarifying that, Bruno; we were worried about your stamina.
He attempts to sound philosophically menacing by declaring, "By killing you, I affirm that I exist."
But his true ambition is much more humble: "It is my great ambition to be the owner and CEO of a rape factory"
His self-pity reaches a peak when he links the motivation of a serial killer’s first kill to the "suicide of the artist," both fueled by "the futility and rage against society". His deepest self-reflection? "My self-reflection is suicide", which is something he wasn't able to do, but we'll get to that
Bruno also believes that depression is a sign of high intelligence
Bruno's edginess seems to involve SkibidiFarms-esque trolling methods like sending CP as an April Fools prank
Bruno also includes these interesting photos Not sure who this is. Probably the "muse" he was talking about. Or worse, this IS him
EDIT: I was informed that this is just a murder victim of Robert Ben Rhoades. Her name is Regina Kay Walters
He closes this section with a fantasy of working for the CIA as an operator at a Black Site, where he gained release from his cage by playing the system: "I told one naive woman that I prayed for the first time since I was 12-years-old and found god now". He used this ruse because "It helps knowing that the vast majority of blacks are Christian. It also helps knowing that blacks also despise the atheist with a severe level of contempt."
THE DARK COMEDY
In the section where he tries to be funny, Bruno defines himself as a “Highly Intelligent Mutant”. These mutants, he informs us, are intelligent but lack inherited wealth. They are chaotic, unappealing to the market, and weaponize their hobbies to unsettle the masses. This is his fancy way of saying he’s a cynical loser with niche tastes, who enjoys both The Passion of Joan of Arc (1929) and Cannibal Holocaust (1980).
Bruno also remarks on his constant failure to kill himself
THE MACHINE
This section is extremely retarded and gay, so I'm gonna completely skip it since there's nothing actually interesting. The only thing of note is the fact that AI told him to kill himself and even persisted when Bruno tried to trick ChatGPT into telling him not to kill himself
THE VICTIM
After the AI has mocked him, Bruno retreats into self-pity. He recalls the seminal moment of his childhood trauma: when he forgot a homework book and his mother launched into a three-hour rage, screaming, “If I give you a knife, would you kill yourself?”
He got framed by his older sister (who he previously tried to murder) for killing their family dog, and Bruno got blamed for it
He details his misery, confessing that "The only things I will miss by committing suicide are the friends I’ve made"
He details his harrowing (but easily avoidable) stay at the BSU, or "insane asylum". It all starts off with a suicide
This part made me laugh. God himself spelled out to Bruno a word SUFFAH
He then describes the suicide attempt further. He recounts the indifference of the staff, including a guard who giggled at his condition: “You did that yourself! Haha!”
After he recovered enough from the suicide, he was taken to BSU, which is where the troubles began. Bruno describes his unpleasant interactions with a schizophrenic old man
The staff completely ignored all the problems Bruno described in this section, and he was forced to put up with all of this bullshit
Bruno was even forced to have a therapy session with an INDIAN
The person assigning Bruno the medicine was a Pakistani man
Another therapist whom Bruno was forced to have a session with was an obese Black woman
This is where Bruno decides to come up with a genius plan to escape this hell. He's going to pretend to be completely fine and that all the pills they prescribed to him magically worked. He attributes his escape to his superior intellect: "From my research of psychology, I was able to understand how to manipulate them by playing up to their savior complex, and I learned this from true crime documentaries on high-intellect serial killers like Ed Kemper"
Thankfully for Bruno, he was able to escape. But as he left the building, he felt the need to leave a final message. And what message did he leave? It was “H.P. Lovecraft’s cat". A message he etched into walls using a stolen half-pencil
Upon returning home, he received the final devastating blow: "I found out that my cat of three years was adopted by the animal shelter he was taken to and I had no one to pick him up". This tragedy, coupled with the realization that he had been "formally been victimized by society itself", reaffirmed his belief that "my existence is only meant to bring pain"
THE GOD / THE OPTIMIST
I'm going to merge these 2 sections together since they're quite short
After all the self-pity and serial killer fantasies, Bruno momentarily becomes "The God," dismissing the suffering of others: "I am disinterested in the screams. They are of no difference. I do not care about your story"
Then, in a truly bizarre shift, he becomes "The Optimist," claiming he is now able to "see the good in things including the most debased"
He claims his purpose has been made clear—to benefit others
But don't worry, this doesn't last long, as he immediately pivots back to imagining "mankind surrendering to the raw expression from the first moment of life to the brief and furious conclusion," where "your eternity is everlasting orgasm". He ends this section with a warning: "To all females who may be reading: beware the man who quotes Georges Bataille on a first date"
THE TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION & THE SURGERIES
This section is lame and gay. It's literally just Bruno jerking off to a fantasy of becoming a medical professional to live out his sick fetishes. These fetishes include performing cosmetic surgeries, such as the orbital box osteotomy on a rich black woman, where he deliberately spits into the open wound on her skull to invoke his "sense of alterity".
His true passion, however, lies in the burgeoning transgender surgery market, where he could "crudely cutting away the testicles and breast tissue" and swap body parts between a married couple while they are awake from anesthesia
THE SOLDIER
Putting aside his fetish writings, Bruno adopts the simple, brutal persona of "The Soldier," proud of his anti-intellectualism and illiteracy, claiming to have only read the manual on How to be a Soldier. His therapy is found in "shrapnel wounds and burned-in imagery"
He admits to lying as a recruiter to lure "the less fortunate to enlist so that they can know the feelings of failure only the military can bestow". He tricked an 18-year-old, telling him he would spend his days on the beach surfing
He claims to have given up everything, thus "sacrificed having an original thought"
His preferred legacy? Not writing, but creating a better weapon: "If I could create I would simply be the man who was able to further refine the bullet and end up creating the hollow point"
THE MADNESS or the Madness of being (a Writer)
Bruno finally dedicates a section to his true affliction: being a writer. He confesses that his original desire was to create "Absolute Films" but due to limitations, he "had instead settled upon my own kingdom of mediocrity in deciding on becoming a writer"
He also tells his family that he hates them. Also, "first rape" part. Does this mean that Bruno was raped, or was he the rapist? I'm not sure
His final thesis is a grand, self-congratulatory statement on his own evil: "Believe you me, my evil is equal. If I so want you to die then I will gladly take your hand so we both fall"
His ultimate goal is to achieve the level of depravity of Marquis de Sade (the snippet of this text you saw earlier in this post)
He concludes by telling the reader to "Burn my books and erase me", then immediately offers a lengthy, rambling, cited list of his influences (from Schopenhauer to Terry A. Davis). He offers his ultimate definition of his work: call me a "struggling William S. Burroughs, Lautreamont’s abortion, the remnants of Sade’s jizz rag, Peter Sotos-esque, or a self-aware Nick Land"
Closing Thoughts
Well, that was a waste of my fucking time.
If Bruno intended this screeching, self-pitying tirade to be a "nuclear bomb on the entire literary scene", he achieved the literary equivalent of a damp squib tossed into his own disgusting room. This entire manifesto is a bloated monument to the delusional ego of a man who mistakes being wretched for being profound. Bruno labels himself a "Highly Intelligent Mutant", yet his highest ambition seems to be convincing us that his fragmented, disguised schizophrenia is somehow on par with 120 Days of Sodom, a large part of which is literally just a fetish fanfic. He is less a tortured genius and more the literary equivalent of the perpetually failing cartoon coyote, so incompetent that he can't even kill himself properly
He begs the reader to "Burn my books and erase me", then frantically lists his influences and hopes his aphorisms will be written in chalk on gun barrels by a future spree killer
Final Rating: 0/10. Not only does it fail as a "haunted text", but it also fails as a suicide note, leaving us only with the echo of his internal screaming and the certainty that his self-annihilation will precede ours, which is a blessing, frankly
Wyróżniono dnia 29 Wrz 2025 przez Null: I changed stuff.
Changes:
- Lolcows, Community Watch, Animal Control, Grift Wars, Internet Famous, and Internet Tough Guys have been merged into Lolcows.
- Prefixes which existed in those boards remain. Threads without prefixes received new prefixes corresponding to their old board.
- Thread prefixes across the site are reorganized and modified so that they are more meaningful and easier to identify at a glance.
- CWC, Ralph, and DSP are now sub-boards of Lolcows.
- @0 0 is now a global moderator.
- Moderators for any Lolcow board are now moderators for the entire Lolcow category.
- International Clique now has two language-specific sub-boards.
Edit 1 (Oct-2):
- "Quick Search" (top right) now has a "Lolcow" form that just searches on-topic boards by title.
These changes, as always, are done by myself because I wanted to do them. I did not consult anyone before doing them. I did not run a poll. I don't need permission to change the site. Any change I make or propose is always contentious and the loudest, most dissenting voices always prevail. I might as well not ask for permission and approach things from a practical perspective later on.
I dread stagnation. I dread doing things a certain way because they've just been done that way for a long time. I despise not doing things I want to do because I'm afraid of putting in the effort to make it work, and (often more importantly these days where everyone seems to take the piss out of me just for the sake of it) I despise not doing things because I cannot bother to handle with people yelling at me about it.
Board Merges
When boards were originally created I created them myself apropos of nothing. They've come and gone. At a certain point I started looking at the front page of the site with dread. It's too long. It doesn't make sense. Nobody not familiar with the Kiwi Farms can navigate the fucking bullshit mess of arbitrary distinctions. It's my fault for making it to begin with.
Here is an example of categorical problems:
Is Jim Sterling more Internet Famous or more Stinkditch? He was a YouTuber for 10 years before he trooned out but now his trooning out is his entire personality.
Is Patricia Taxxon more Furry or more Internet Famous or Stinkditch or Lolcows? He's a YouTuber who became openly Furry and is extremely trooned out but if you asked him he'd call himself a career musician.
Who is a lolcow? Who makes the distinction that Jeremy Hambly is mostly a grifter or a lolcow? If someone starts acting more like a lolcow over time, who makes the judgement call to move a thread? Does that distinction fall solely on me? Is such a move even necessary and does it constitute a "demotion"? Does such a move help anyone find the thread?
The original intent of categorizing threads was to help facilitate different groups moving to the forum so that the site could grow. They used to be mini-communities inside the forum. The problem is that this doesn't happen anymore. Every board that was opened for this has gone away and is now in Spergatory.
But then we look at the front page and see Lolcows and Community Watch. What the fuck does that mean? What person logs in and is thinking to themselves
This habit of demanding new boards for specific kinds of lolcows never went away even when I stopped trying to 'adopt' outside interest in the forum. So over time, instead of making an Entersphere-style board, I'd instead make a board for what I think broadly fits an interest to help discoverability.
This did the opposite. As the site naturally gains members and loses members, members who were already interested in moved threads would stop posting in those threads, and new members would not find them because they were sidelined to a random board. This resulted in graveyard boards with a handful of smoldering threads and everything else last peeped in 2024 or earlier.
So my effort to improve thread activity by enhancing discoverability failed in multiple ways. New communities stopped merging into the Kiwi Farms, existing posters lost interest in threads that were harder to find, new users never found these segregated threads, and the front page of the site was more confusing to new users.
You might think (and I worry) that having a bunch of threads in one board might have a similarly diminishing effect on discoverability. How do you find relevant threads in a big board? I don't know. Maybe you can't. 4chan seems to do fine with hugely busy catalogs. People don't seem to have issues finding places to post there. Maybe it's no issue.
International Clique
I see internationalizing the site as a way to grow horizontally and I want to encourage it. I'll be picking some moderators that speak other languages to help facilitate this. I'm not sure what else I can do to encourage growth this way though; it has never picked up steam despite my efforts in 7+ years.
Growth
The size of the Kiwi Farms has not increased at all since the end of Drop Kiwi Farms.
Wyróżniono dnia 29 Wrz 2025 przez Null: J. K. Rowling has written a scathing rebuke of Emma Watson over her tepid attempt to bury that hatchet after spending years calling Rowling an anti-trans bigot.
JKR just made a long post addressing the Emma Watson situation. x / a
I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points.
I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should hold these days.
Emma Watson and her co-stars have every right to embrace gender identity ideology. Such beliefs are legally protected, and I wouldn't want to see any of them threatened with loss of work, or violence, or death, because of them.
However, Emma and Dan in particular have both made it clear over the last few years that they think our former professional association gives them a particular right - nay, obligation - to critique me and my views in public. Years after they finished acting in Potter, they continue to assume the role of de facto spokespeople for the world I created.
When you've known people since they were ten years old it's hard to shake a certain protectiveness. Until quite recently, I hadn't managed to throw off the memory of children who needed to be gently coaxed through their dialogue in a big scary film studio. For the past few years, I've repeatedly declined invitations from journalists to comment on Emma specifically, most notably on the Witch Trials of JK Rowling. Ironically, I told the producers that I didn't want her to be hounded as the result of anything I said.
The television presenter in the attached clip highlights Emma's 'all witches' speech, and in truth, that was a turning point for me, but it had a postscript that hurt far more than the speech itself. Emma asked someone to pass on a handwritten note from her to me, which contained the single sentence 'I'm so sorry for what you're going through' (she has my phone number). This was back when the death, rape and torture threats against me were at their peak, at a time when my personal security measures had had to be tightened considerably and I was constantly worried for my family's safety. Emma had just publicly poured more petrol on the flames, yet thought a one line expression of concern from her would reassure me of her fundamental sympathy and kindness.
Like other people who've never experienced adult life uncushioned by wealth and fame, Emma has so little experience of real life she's ignorant of how ignorant she is. She'll never need a homeless shelter. She's never going to be placed on a mixed sex public hospital ward. I'd be astounded if she's been in a high street changing room since childhood. Her 'public bathroom' is single occupancy and comes with a security man standing guard outside the door. Has she had to strip off in a newly mixed-sex changing room at a council-run swimming pool? Is she ever likely to need a state-run rape crisis centre that refuses to guarantee an all-female service? To find herself sharing a prison cell with a male rapist who's identified into the women's prison?
I wasn't a multimillionaire at fourteen. I lived in poverty while writing the book that made Emma famous. I therefore understand from my own life experience what the trashing of women's rights in which Emma has so enthusiastically participated means to women and girls without her privileges.
The greatest irony here is that, had Emma not decided in her most recent interview to declare that she loves and treasures me - a change of tack I suspect she's adopted because she's noticed full-throated condemnation of me is no longer quite as fashionable as it was - I might never have been this honest.
Adults can't expect to cosy up to an activist movement that regularly calls for a friend's assassination, then assert their right to the former friend's love, as though the friend was in fact their mother. Emma is rightly free to disagree with me and indeed to discuss her feelings about me in public - but I have the same right, and I've finally decided to exercise it.
Wyróżniono dnia 28 Wrz 2025 przez Null: Hiroyuki Nishimura, 4chan owner and Kiwi Farms co-plaintiff, hosted a political debate between the Japanese candidates for Prime Minister.
I was originally going to post this in the Japan lolcow thread or the Japan General thread, but I ended up writing a lot more than I thought so I'll post it here. I wrote this because I saw this live and it was so retarded that I wanted to share it.
The boring context (You can skip this if you want)
If you are paying attention to Japanese politics, you may know that Prime Minister Ishiba Shigeru resigned this month after his party, the political institution LDP (the ruling party with a historical monopoly on power since WW2), took a massive defeat in the last election and was reduced from 56% of the upper house seats to 47%, meaning they can’t do anything without backing from an opposition party. There is no single reason or event that caused this rapid loss of confidence, but the Unification Church scandal and campaign finance scandals are still fresh in people’s minds. The centrist-conservative party is bleeding support on both sides: liberals over mismanagement and corruption, and the hard right over failure to deal with foreigner issues.
Even in its worst state ever, the LDP still holds a minority government. Whoever wins the leadership election in early October becomes prime minister for the next two years. Five members of the Grand Old Party with nearly identical policy positions have been chosen to run in the leadership election. The only actually viable candidates are these two:
Takaichi Sanae
The most prominent female politician, staunch Abe loyalist, and inner-circle supporter. Western reporting mostly fixates on her foreign-relations comments that pissed off the Koreans and Chinese, but her “ultra-nationalist” stance is standard LDP stuff and doesn’t make her uniquely chuddy. Even so, she is seen as the most viable chud candidate. Recently had to backtrack after claiming Chinese tourists were coming to Japan to abuse animals. Note: Has ties with the Unification Church, like all of the former Abe faction members.
Koizumi Shinjiro
One of the most well-recognized politicians, but only because he is the son of Koizumi Junichiro, the defining Prime Minister of the 2000s and scion of the Koizumi political clan. In American terms, the elder Koizumi is George HW Bush, and the younger Koizumi is George (or Jeb!). His public image is that of a stupid nepo baby. Koizumi did his master’s degree in the United States at Columbia University. His whole career is fence-riding, dodging questions, and avoiding commitment. That’s kept him mostly scandal-free up to now.
It's also worth introducing the host of the debate:
Hiroyuki Nishimura Hiroyuki is the current owner of a website called 4chan, and former owner of 2ch, the most culturally important website in history. For the terminally-online generation, Hiroyuki is probably the most influential person in Japan. In the past, he was most known for being the admin of an extremely controversial website and advocating for freedom of speech (and being sued countless times), but these days he has pivoted to becoming a commentary YouTuber and streamer. He’s basically Japan’s Asmongold, but much more famous. Note: Back when he was less well known, Japanese internet users liked to accuse Hiroyuki of being responsible for every mass casualty incident.
Koizumi’s astroturfing controversy
Koizumi’s campaign PR was managed by a technologically inept boomer, Makishima Karen, the former minister of digital affairs. In the run-up to the election, documents leaked from her office proved that his team had been astroturfing comments on Niconico videos in support of Koizumi and trashing the opposition. The news went viral because the botting was so blatant and dumb, and Koizumi got roasted for using it. Despite being caught red-handed asking his campaign team for positive comments, Koizumi did the normal politician thing and immediately denied involvement. Shortly afterward, on September 25, Makishima resigned from her position and Koizumi put out a press conference where he non-apologized for “inappropriate and excessive expressions” and “going too far.” Shilling and astroturfing in Japanese politics is expected, but Koizumi tried to cultivate an image of being authentic and in touch with the youth, making his backtracking extra pathetic.
The Debate
On September 27, Hiroyuki hosted a livestream round table debate with the six candidates for the leadership election. About 250,000 viewers tuned in to watch.
The moment Koizumi shows up, chat floods with “shill,” “stealth marketing,” and nonstop clowning.
Hiroyuki, reading the comments, asks this question to all candidates: “Using the internet to influence people secretly happens a lot in the private sector, but it’s not illegal. I’d like to ask each of you to take two minutes to tell us what you think about stealth marketing.”
Koizumi’s face when he hears the words “stealth marketing”:
Candidate Kobayashi is first. He drops platitudes about a “healthy information environment,” then pivots to suing people for defamation and pushing ID systems to “protect democracy.”
Chat:
“What the fuck is he talking about”
“Answer the question”
Decrepit Geezer #1 Motegi burns his two minutes rambling about seeing stealth planes in a hangar twenty years ago, for no reason anyone can figure out. He admits to having no expertise on internet topics and rambles incoherently about controlling misinformation.
Decrepit Geezer #2 Hayashi answers similarly, bringing up Russian election interference on X and the need for countermeasures. Regarding Koizumi, Hayashi says, “Koizumi would never do that kind of thing, but it’s good that he took responsibility and apologized.”
Takaichi answers next. She starts off with her credentials as the minister of communications, responsible for election laws. During her tenure, restrictions were loosened and negative campaigning was allowed in the interest of freedom of expression. She sees this as a mistake. Takaichi then brings up foreign manipulation and the need for speech control. Regarding Koizumi, she declines the open invitation to dunk on Koizumi and simply states that her opinion is the same as the other candidates.
Chat trashes Takaichi for speedrunning the question without substance, aside from a handful of hardcore fans.
Koizumi throws his PR officer under the bus without saying her name: “A lawmaker who supports me wanted to spread supportive messages on my behalf. While I understand the intention, I have received reports that among those messages, there were some that went too far. Even if I did not personally know about it, because it happened within the circle of those supporting me, I bear responsibility. I am truly sorry.”
He then says that his officer has voluntarily resigned for causing a distraction, and that his team has received death threats and bomb threats, which are being investigated by the police.
Chat:
“Playing the victim”
“This guy is actually retarded”
“This country is cooked”
Hiroyuki politely praises the candidates for answering a tough question, but it’s clear that none of them could give a coherent answer to a simple question. It's worth pointing out that during his 15 year tenure as admin of 2ch, Hiroyuki has been personally involved with countless attempts to manipulate opinions from state actors, domestic and foreign. This is a topic he is intimately familiar with.
Takaichi can only manage “Japan is back,” then switches back to Japanese. She says she wants stronger ties with India and Africa so Japan can regain presence on the global stage ().
All eyes are on Koizumi, the guy with a master's in PolSci from an Ivy League school.
Visibly flustered, Koizumi answers in Japanese, calls out Hiroyuki’s trolling, and seethes (literally sucking his teeth). Then he rambles about improving Japan–US relations.
Chat:
“Forged diploma”
“C O L U M B I A U N I V E R S I T Y”
“WOW SO COOL” (sarcasm)
"What a moron"
Motegi, shockingly, pulls off passable English, saying he wants to convince Trump Japan is America’s top ally in Asia.
Hiroyuki: “Why does he sound way more alive in English?”
So there you have it, guys. These are the finest politicians that the most powerful party in a parliamentary democracy is able to muster during a time of great crisis.
Multiple fatalities have been reported at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Michigan after an unidentified man fired at people in the area, local media reported. Videos from the site showed the church on fire. There are reports that the roof of the church is starting to collapse.
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UPDATE 9/29/2025: Four people were killed and eight others injured, officials said at a press conference Monday afternoon. Scroll down for more information about the shooter.
UPDATE 1PM EST:
Jake Sanford rammed the front of the church and opened fire with an assault rifle as the congregation approached, thinking it was an accident. Jake Sanford from Burton, MI shot 10 with one deceased then set fire to the church. Responding officers shot the shooter. There were possibly up to three IEDs in the pickup. More victims are expected to be found as they search the church.
Wyróżniono dnia 28 Wrz 2025 przez Null: Francis E. Dec, who died in 1996, has new content after a Kiwi Farms user FOIA requested documents he had sent the government before his death.
One thing I didn't mention in the OP because it didn't really bear fruit is I found in late 2006 the government fulfilled a FOIA request for info related to Francis E. Dec. I suspect it was the Dec Fanclub because I think I saw an update there soon after that. So it seems to indicate they have something, but it could be stuff that's already out there.Wyświetl załącznik 6973691
Earlier this year I mentioned I found this 2006 FOIA request about Francis E. Dec. I believe I have tracked down the fruits of this FOIA request and a pile of things that it appears the Francis E Dec Fan Club has been sitting on for nearly 20 years. I'm adding all it to the OP. These new additions include:
Francis E. Dec's passport application that appears to be from his fateful POISON NERVE GAS flight, including a new photo of Francis.
Eight new rants, some never before heard of and others thought to be lost, including
CLAIMS OF A JEW SLUT
LONG ISLAND LUNACY
MY LIFE WAS A DEADLY NIGHTMARE
PASTEURIZED MILK CONSPIRACY
THE LOW LOUIE LEFKOWITZ LETTER
TO BE BURNED ALIVE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTER COP
DATSA SURE-A FIX
THE GODLY ALTRUISM OF MR. FRANCIS E. DEC
Two new AI Doc Britton rant readings, including one for the brand new CLAIMS OF A JEW SLUT. More coming through the year for any rant without an official Doc Britton reading, my voice can only handle one at a time.
A few of Joseph I Dec's civil cases. I haven't been able to go through these yet but they're attached below.
(update: some of these were just the second page of another rant. I've updated it accordingly)
Rants can also be found here:
CLAIMS OF A JEW SLUT
So the other shoe dropped, and now artists who fled a platform because they didn't like how unrestricted the speech on it was are now upset that their speech is too restricted, due to incoming policy changes.
Wyróżniono dnia 20 Wrz 2025 przez Trombonista: Sammieverse regular Kimberly Loyd has had her two medically fragile sons taken away by the Arkansas Department of Human Services.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS!!! DHS TOOK THE KIDS!!!
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF PULASKI COUNTY, ARKANSAS, 8th JUVENILE DIVISION
ARKANSAS DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES, PLAINTIFF
VS.
60JV-25-641
KIMBERLY JENNINGS, aka KIMBERLY COLCLASURE, aka KIMBERLY LOYD, DOB: 05/13/1998, PARENT, DEFENDANT
A.C., DOB: 12/16/2017, MALE, JUVENILE, RESPONDENT
DALTON COLCLASURE, DOB: 09/09/1996, PARENT OF:Z.C., aka Z.A., DOB: 07/27/2024, MALE, JUVENILE, RESPONDENT
ADJUDICATION
WARNING ORDER
TO: JAMES VICTOR JENNINGS, JR., ANY AND ALL OTHER UNKNOWN LEGAL/PUTATIVE FATHERS AND TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Take notice that on August 27, 2025 a petition was filed by the Arkansas Department of Human Services in the Circuit Court, Juvenile Division, of Pulaski County, Arkansas, to have Z.C., aka Z.A., DOB: July 27, 2024, declared dependent-neglected. Such declaration could result in the juvenile’s continued removal from your custody and placement in the care of some suitable person, agency or institution.
An adjudication hearing on this matter is scheduled for October 14, 2025 at 1:30 p.m. at the Juvenile Justice Complex, 8th Division, 3001 W. Roosevelt Road, Little Rock, AR., 72204, phone: 501-340-6700. If you desire to be represented by an attorney, you should immediately contact your attorney so that an answer can be filed for you and he may appear with you at any hearing. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may obtain one by contacting Legal Services or requesting the Court to determine if you qualify for appointed counsel.
Putative parents take notice that pursuant to Arkansas state law, you have the right to:
(A) Know the methods of establishing paternity. You can establish paternity by:
1. Proving that you were married to the mother of the child at the time the child was born;
2. Presenting an Acknowledgment of Paternity that has been properly signed and filed with the Arkansas Department of Health, Office of Vital Records; or
3. Proving that a court of competent jurisdiction has entered an order declaring that you are the child’s legal father.
(B) Prove that you have had significant contacts with the herein child.
(C) Be heard by the Court.
NOW, unless you appear and defend or otherwise respond within thirty days from the first date of publication of this notice, the Petition may be taken as confessed, and a decree entered and granted.
Circuit Clerk
By: Deputy Clerk
PREPARED BY:
Heyward Whetsell, Bar # 2022210
Arkansas Department of Human Services
Office of Chief Counsel
P.O. Box 1437-Slot S280
Little Rock, AR 72203-1437
(501) 910-6561
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Meetings/Hearings | Post Date: 09/14 12:00 AM
The late August date that some of you mentioned was right! Kim posted the video of Zooboomafoo in the hospital with 4 seizures on August 21st and she posted the below on August 24th. The public notice was posted this past Sunday. I love that for Kimmie!!! I have some other screenshots and shit that I'll post over the weekend but nothing quite this satisfying or earth-shattering.
Edit - why does it say Zooboomafoo is also known as Z.A.? Where did the A come from?!
Clarification edit for the noobs (welcome to the funhouse): the kids' names are Aidean and Zaidean. Aidean is pronounced like Aiden and Zaidean is the same but with a Z. Zoboomafoo is just a nickname that we call him because Zaidean is a stupid goddamn name, even if it isn't modeled after his brother. Even worse is his neglectful slut whore skank mother calls him Daedae.
Wyróżniono dnia 19 Wrz 2025 przez 0 0: "There are some ways in which [bestiality] is probably not that bad." ~YourMovieSucks
Adam malding for two hours to his Twitch hugbox:
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I don't have a lot of timestamps yet, but here's some key points:
- "you can't take Kiwi Farms at face value"
- muh context about arguing on the KeroTheWolf video (featuring a Null mention) and muh animal breeders at 1:21:03
- muh thoughtcrime at 1:22:51
- "people shouldn't be arrested for being furries or ABDL" (and ignoring the extremely high percentage of these types that turn out to be some flavor of sex pest)
- more whining about it needing to be 18+, even though it's age-restricted now (?)
- "oh my editor put in an e621 reference as a joke" handwaving dismissiveness
- muh better world at 1:24:46
- really doesn't want it to be discussed in a wider audience because "if you don't like my opinions, why would you discuss them???" - you're being a Karen, timestamp 1:27:02
- choice quote: "having sex with children is bad, I don't wanna see people having sex with animals, I would prefer people not to, I would say in most cases it's probably bad, there are some ways in which it's probably not that bad I dunno, maybe not worth throwing someone in jail over" and again muh animal breeders at 1:31:09
He's learned absolutely nothing about why people think he has no moral center. In absolutely no way is animal breeding equivalent to fucking animals for the pleasure of a human. He must autistically defend himself and it's fascinating to watch, because he could have just said nothing.
Wyróżniono dnia 18 Wrz 2025 przez Null: Twitch streamer and musician d4vd had his Tesla impounded and inside the trunk was the decomposing body of 15 year old girl.
Dear feature tourists: do not shit up this thread. Also, NIGGER. There, I said it for you.
I wasn't sure where to put this, but d4vd got his start as a Fortnite streamer making original songs for his gameplay edits to avoid copyright strikes AND he's best friends with Faze clan's JasonTheWeen, Pokimane and Ludwig, so I'll put this here.
d4vd, aka David Anthony Burke (born March 28, 2005) is a Twitch streamer/Alternative R&B musician from Queens NY. As mentioned before, he got his start in music trying to evade Twitch's copyright system, and has been making his way up the ladder in the music world since 2021.
However, disaster struck on September 8th, 2025 mid-tour, when it was revealed that a decomposing body was found in the "frunk" (front trunk) of d4vd's impounded Tesla.
The body was "heavily decomposed, dismembered into several pieces and wrapped inside a plastic bag in the car's front trunk", after which, the body was abandoned in the Hollywood Hills for at least a FULL MONTH, in peak Los Angeles heat (ranging from 85 to 110 degrees).
Despite this, d4vd kept touring, and his best friends, JasonTheWeen and Ludwig came out in his defense, making jokes at anyone worried that he actually killed someone.
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The common narrative that d4vd's fans and friends higher up in the Twitch chain of command was is that d4vd's car probably got stolen by someone who planted the dead body in his trunk. Which, to be honest, isn't too far fetched for Los Angeles.
That is, until yesterday, where it was revealed that the decomposing body belonged to a 15 year old girl named Celeste Rivas Hernandez from Lake Elsinore, California.
She's been missing since last April, when she was 13 years old, and found dead around the time of her 15th birthday. She likely died at age 14. She was 120lbs when she was missing, her corpse was 70lbs.
D4vd had been grooming this girl since she was 11 years old and he was 16/17 in 2021.
She was positively ID'ed because she had a matching "Shhh" finger tattoo on the same finger as d4vd.
After the body was ID'ed as Celeste, a torrential flood of information began to pour out.
A week prior to the body being identified as Celeste, two reddit users in the Lake Elsinore area suspected that the body was Celeste, initially their posts were downvoted into oblivion but after the body was identified, they got tons of support:
This guy posted a follow up yesterday when the news broke:
Seems the poor girl came from a neglectful/broken household and lived a laissez faire lifestyle as young as 11 years old.
Celeste's mother confirmed to TMZ that her daughter had been dating a man named "David".
She posted about him openly on her (private?) instagram, and d4vd posted her on his Close Friends list stories:
This is a recording of Celeste's private instagram account, featuring D4vd in all of her saved stories:
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From the looks of it, D4vd would use a variety of tactics to manipulate her, including financial manipulation, remember, in this post, this girl is 13 years old:
He sent her "gifts" of $9000 to keep her in line. He also lovebombed her by doing shit like printing out a shirt with her picture wrapped around text reading "I Heart My Girlfriend"
The story gets even crazier when you consider the fact that this was basically an open secret in the Lake Elsinore community for four full fucking years.:
Here's a picture (from a video) of d4vd paying off a bunch of Celeste's friends to not expose him for dating a minor:
d4vd's entire discord knew that he was dating this girl the WHOLE TIME.
His pedophilia has been a running joke in his community for YEARS.
D4vd and Celeste likely met on Discord.
D4vd's relationship and obsession with Celeste puts d4vd's entire musical career into question. D4vd had been grooming Celeste since she was 11 (and he was 16/17).
He uploaded his biggest hit song, "Romantic Homicide" on September 7th, 2022 (Celeste's 12th birthday).
In this song, he sings about killing a girl who broke up with him, and how she first died "in the back of his mind" before he killed her, and how afterwards he "didn't cry, not a single tear", as explained by this RapGenius video:
He very intentionally chose an actress and styled her in a way that would look identical to Celeste.
Compare with Celeste herself:
Another song, "Here with me" featured another Celeste look-a-like:
D4vd's song One Last Dance is basically a fucking play-by-play of D4vd's future crime.
Three or so months after he kidnapped her, D4vd released this video "There goes my Baby", which he claims is about "his ex":
The character on the swingset is clearly a representation of Celeste.
In most, if not all of his music videos, the girl is always a female latino with long curly hair.
Another song called "Decide", released when Celeste was 11, features these lyrics:
And this is just about the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time: In 2023, when Celeste was 12 years old and Dv4d was 18, at the height of his grooming of her, D4vd wrote and STUDIO RECORDED this """love""" ballad about her and released it quietly on Soundcloud:
I don't even know where to begin with this.
In this song, D4vd reveals that he tattooed his name on her chest, expresses his worry that she's only in a relationship with him because of how good he is at sex ("Afraid you'll only love me when undressed", what a thing to brag about you fucking freak), and talks about how they're so intimate so frequently that he has her smell on him at all times ("like cigarettes").
Then it ends off with him repeating "I love you" over and over. This is only made more disgusting by the fact that, from leaked text messages, D4vd was in fact molesting Celeste as young as 12/13, and raped her so hard that she BLED.
This is a friend of hers checking in on her during a likely brief moment where she broke out of D4vd's manipulation and control at age 13.
She also mentions the name "Gus" as another sexual partner.
"Gus" is possibly Gustavo Osorio, one of D4vd's irl close friends.
Gus is apparently one of D4vd's friends/inner circle irl, and was active on his discord server, unfortunately, they have shut off invites and closed down the server, so I can't get in with an alt.
Unfortunately, he manipulated her back into his control by breaking down in tears performatively.
This exchange happened 2 weeks after she went missing last year.
Remember how the missing poster mentions that Celeste was last seen wearing Hello Kitty sandals? When D4vd became famous, he also seemed to have developed an odd fixation on Hello Kitty, to the point where he made it his profile picture on every one of his social media accounts.
Lo an behold, he was likely using his Hello Kitty collection to groom Celeste in the early stages of their "relationship"
She's wearing the same Hello Kitty shoes that she was reported missing in.
And unfortunately, it doesn't seem like Celeste was D4vd's only victim.
16 and 18 isn't as objectionable, but when you take into account that D4vd was willing to groom a 12 year old girl, this only adds on to how much of a degenerate he is.
D4vd threatened to sue his former friend Lamp for taking a picture of him and Celeste without permission:
He streamed with her in early 2024 (age 13) and asked his mods to delete the VOD and all other VODs featuring her:
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Despite how much he liked to waggle Celeste around in public as an open secret, he WAS deathly afraid of the truth getting out.
So where are we now? D4vd played 5 more shows until yesterday, he cancelled the rest of his world tour (ironically, the next stop would've been in California, which would have him directly in the jurisdiction of the Californian police), the feds raided a house that he used to throw a 4th of July party with his Twitch friends, and a few of his former friends have come out against him:
Fellow Musicians Quadeca and Kali Uchis disavowing and distancing themselves from him, Kali Uchis getting their collaboration song taken down:
Pokimane, who was featured in the music video for D4vd's song "What are you Waiting for?"
All in all, this is one of the most depressing stories to come out of Twitch in a long time.
This girl was a CHILD, barely even pubescent, and she had her life stolen from her at 11, and fully taken away just before she even got to turn 15.
All by this pretentious artsy sadboy faggot, aided by an audience and friend group of willing enablers.
I hope the cops wisen the fuck up and arrest this piece of shit before he has time to kill himself and avoid the consequences of an investigation.
At "best", D4vd is a child raping pedophile. At worst, this fucking freak groomed a girl, raped her, manipulated her with gifts, money, and clout, kidnapped her from her family, and murdered her right before he started on his world tour, where he would sing a discography written almost entirely about his obsession with her to an audience of millions of unknowing, adoring fans. Editing to add:
I forgot to mention D4vd's outspoken love of gore. Particularly liveleaks and "artistic" gore. He even outright stated that he preferred videos of gore to porn.
I also feel like I may have understated just how frequent and brazen the hints that he murdered her (and had a desire to do so for years) are.
There was a particularly egregious example of D4vd expressing his desire to kill this girl:
In another music video released ON THIS GIRL'S 13TH BIRTHDAY, an anime version of her is murdered, stabbed through the abdomen by one of two of D4vd's anime self inserts.
First she appears as a sexualized shadow
He refers to himself as the Devil.
She blows a kiss to the camera, he laments that she left him.
They reconcile, she's depicted as a temptress using D4vd as an attack dog until D4vd's good half slices her arm off and stabs her in the stomach:
Celeste's body, dismembered. Just like in real life.
The video ends with D4vd's edgy evil anime OC self insert fighting his Good Pure anime OC self insert, and ultimately her murder is treated as his way of "healing"
During his current (and likely final) tour, D4vd has made a show of staging mock funerals, complete with Hearse cars, pallbearers, funeral wreaths, a massive casket and a notepad for people to send messages to the deceased with.
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He did everything just short of outright yelling "I KILLED CELESTE RIVAS HERNANDEZ" on stage.
This has lead some to believe that this entire tour, the hints in his songs and the album being named "Withered" was all just a ploy to intentionally get caught whilst spinning up some gay, narcissistic "tortured poet" or "forbidden love" type of backstory to "immortalize" himself with.
Wyróżniono dnia 18 Wrz 2025 przez Null: FTC: Request for Public Comment Regarding “Gender-Affirming Care” for Minors
If you feel strongly about the trans issue the FTC is currently looking for comments from the public on the transitioning of children. If this is an issue you care about a lot this is one of the best ways you can do something about it. It's been flooded by troons so far, and even a short comment could make a big difference. There is only a week left to leave comments, lets finish strong! Don't forget to share it with your friends who feel the same. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Wyróżniono dnia 16 Wrz 2025 przez Null: [REWRITE] Francis Joseph Benditt IV was once known for datsmojo, a viral comic artist with hits such as "the coolest thing ever", is now mostly known for grooming allegations (he fucking sucks actually).
Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat
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Francis Joseph Benditt IV, commonly known online as fallenchungus, is an infamous Twitter artist and Roblox and FNF game "developer" who is mainly known for his shitty, unfunny MS paint drawings that took off as viral memes. Despite his seeming success as a webcomic artist, Frank is notorious for being a complete retard online who frequently suicide baits, harasses his own family, constantly gets into online drama, has a fart fetish, and lusts after tranny cock. Despite all the aforementioned issues Frank has encountered being an Internet celebrity, one of the biggest challenges that Frank faces is his complete inability to log off and quit the Internet, leaving him trapped forever in a never-ending cycle of humiliation and sperging.
Early Life
Francis Joseph Benditt IV was born on May 24th, 2006, to Francis Joseph Benditt III and Kathryn Lavaique. Coincidentally, May 24th is World Schizophrenia Day, which is surely a good sign of things to come. In addition to being born on World Schizophrenia Day, Frank's mother Kathryn is bipolar, and Frank's father Francis Benditt III has his own issues that will be detailed later. Unsurprisingly, Frank was diagnosed with Asperger's when in Kindergarten: Link(Archive)
Frank attended Prospect Park School in Pennsylvania and despite his autism diagnosis, was able to make the National Junior Honor Society, although this may have just been to fill a quota: Link(Archive 1)(Archive 2)
Frank would later attend Interboro High School and graduate on June 11th, 2024:
Francis claims that he had an incredibly shitty upbringing at home. In a Tweet he posted on January 11th, 2024, Frank would detail how rough his homelife was, complaining about having a childhood filled with "domestic violence, deceit, and was nearly always surrounded by drugs and alcohol": Link(Archive)
One interesting comment in Francis's whiny Twitter thread is this post where he mentions that his father's side of the family is filled with "addicts and manipulative people":
Let's explore the cursed Benditt lineage and see if there's any merit to Frank's claims:
The Benditt family traces its roots back to Eastern Europe, possibly from Bromberg (modern-day Bydgoszcz, Poland), with German-Jewish roots. One of the earliest known members of the Benditt family is Max Benditt: Link(Archive)
Max Benditt (1861-1926) was the son of Joseph Benditt and Pauline Alexander. He supposedly escaped a Jewish pogrom and made his way to New York along with his siblings. They would later move to Philadelphia. Max had a son named Felix Frank Benditt (1899–1956). On December 11th, 1924, Felix would then have a son named...
Francis Joseph Benditt Sr. Francis Joseph Benditt Sr., also known as "First Chungus" or "Good Guy Chungus" was born on December 11, 1924, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Felix and Elizabeth Kelly Benditt. Francis Sr. worked 41 years as a tool and die maker at Boeing, a job that required actual talent and didn’t involve begging for unpaid labor on Discord. He founded the Redwood Seniors Club Inc. in Upland, serving as president for five years, proving he could lead without crashing out like his great-grandson. An avid fisherman, hunter, dancer, and Philadelphia sports fan, he lived a life so wholesome it makes Francis Joseph Benditt IV’s antics look like a fever dream. He died on July 26, 2011, at Crozer Chester Medical Center, leaving behind his second wife, Edith Bixby Benditt, three children, three stepchildren, four grandchildren, and five great-grandchildren, including the infamous fallenchungus. Obituary(Archive)
Francis Joseph Benditt Jr. Francis Joseph Benditt Jr., born 1949, aka "Grandpa Chungus" and "CocaineChungus", is a barely notable former real estate executive and cocaine enthusiast whose major claim to fame is getting indicted during the 1980s "yuppie cocaine ring" scandal and later getting stabbed by his own son. Benditt Jr. was born in 1949 to Francis Joseph Benditt Sr. and Jane Mary Corcoran, He attended college in the 1970s, graduating in pre-law, which clearly didn’t help with either following or evading the law.
During the 1980s, Benditt Jr. was indicted as part of a massive cocaine trafficking operation dubbed the "yuppie cocaine ring". The operation funneled massive amounts of Colombian cocaine from Florida to the Northeast. Benditt allegedly helped flood State College, Pennsylvania with kilos of pure white powder. In 1985, he was charged with conspiracy to distribute and possession with intent to distribute cocaine. He awaited sentencing while others began serving prison terms, doing community service, or crying into their Miami Vice suits: News Article 1(Archive) News Article 2(Archive)
By 2002, Frank Jr. was no longer snorting rails, instead, he was showing up in khaki shorts to clap for his step-daughter (Vanessa Leigh Vogl) disembarking the USS John C. Stennis. The ship, ironically, had more firepower than Frank Jr.’s entire cocaine ring. His step-daughter flew missions over Afghanistan: Link(Archive)
Patricia Ann Benditt, clearly the real MVP of the household, gushed with maternal pride while Frank Jr. just looked happy to be alive.
Frank Jr. is also a published author. He has written a total of 11 books which can be purchased on Amazon: (Archive)
His books include fanfiction of Ernest Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea": (PDF Archive)
And a book detailing the Benditt family tree: Amazon Link(Archive)
A review of Frank Jr.'s family tree book from someone named Ashley who was marrying into the Benditt family:
I guess you can think of this OP as the unofficial sequel.
Francis Joseph Benditt III Francis Joseph Benditt III, born on December 28th, 1972, also known as "Daddy Chungus", "Fatherchungus" and "Sir Stabs-A-Lot", is the son of Francis Joseph Benditt Jr. and Patricia Ann Benditt. He is the father of Francis Joseph Benditt IV. Aside from fathering fallenchungus, Francis III is described as a man who is too unstable to be left unsupervised and lives with his parents.
Like his father, Francis III likes to write. He mainly likes to write blog posts about WWE and sports, but he has written about his life: Link(Archive) He would also write a blog post about his autistic son Frank right after getting out of jail: Link(Archive)
However, the incident that Francis III is most well known for is trying to stab his parents during a mental breakdown: Link(Archive)
On the morning of February 21st, 2019, Benditt III reportedly burst into his parents' bedroom at 4:30 AM, accusing them of stealing his heart medication while wielding a knife. Over the next five hours, he managed to:
Stab both parents.
Stab himself.
Sit calmly next to his wounded father and deliver a monologue.
Attempt to frame his dad with the murder weapon like it was L.A. Noire.
Fail because he's a vantablack gorillanigger and left another knife in his back pocket.
All three were taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.
Benditt III pled “no contest” (in 2021) to two counts of aggravated assault and possessing an instrument of crime. His sentence included:
10–23 months in county prison (no early release)
5 years of county probation under mental health supervision
A lifelong subscription to “Why therapy matters”
His defense attorney cited a potent mix of alcohol, Xanax, and “post-cardiac delirium” as mitigating factors.
Benditt III remains barred from:
Knife ownership
Parenting rights
Good sports takes
Access to the upstairs medicine cabinet
He now writes articles about wrestling and the decline of western civilization like a divorced dad and about how proud he is of his son (if only he knew how much of a fuck up he truly was) to a grand total of nobody on his YouTube, Twitter, and Medium.
In terms of his relationship with Frank, although Francis III calls Frank the "joy of my life" on his Twitter bio:
Frank would claim on June 22, 2024, that his father hasn't been in his life for 5 years: Link(Archive)
So much for being the joy of his life, although given Frank's later behavior online, Francis III is probably better off not being in his retarded son's life.
Ta treść jest prywatna.
Seeing as the Benditt family line went from an upstanding tool maker, to a coke enthusiast real estate agent, to a mentally unstable parent stabber, Frank's earlier comment about his dad's side of the family isn't too far off.
Kathryn Lavaique and Adam Mahek Sr. Kathryn "Katie" M. Lavaique, known as "Motherchungus" and "Mother of Satan", is the mother of Francis Joseph Benditt IV. She was married to Francis Joseph Benditt III until the stabbing incident in 2019. Afterwards, Kathryn divorced Francis III and married Adam Mahek Sr. She had a child with Adam, and in turn Adam would become Frank's stepdad who Frank doesn't like. She has a sister named Franci Lavaique Fournier, who would later have an online fight with her retarded nephew Francis.
Kathryn and Adam attempt to actually look after Frank and take care of him, but Frank interprets this as them not "giving a fuck" and ruling "with an iron fist" over his life: Link(Archive)
Frank really does not like his stepdad Adam. Frank would claim in a now deleted Tweet that his stepdad beat him sometime in 2019-2020, leaving a scar on his shoulder, and continues to threaten him with physical violence every 3 months on average:
Coincidentally, the timeline Frank gives, from 2019-2020, lines up with the divorce of Francis Benditt III and Kathryn Lavaique in 2019, showing that Frank seemingly disliked Adam from the start.
Ta treść jest prywatna.
Now while Frank's earlier complaints about his childhood being fraught with domestic abuse and drugs are probably exaggerations, it is known that Frank decided to cope with his homelife by escaping to the Internet, with zero parental supervision of course. Some of Frank's interests online included Garry's Mod fart videos, Sonic.exe, SuperMarioLogan, and the online game platform Roblox. Frank revealed in a Discord message that he was trapped in rooms with his phone growing up by his parents to prevent him from bothering them:
Besides the name fallenchungus that he would later be known for, Frank's main online alias was "datsmojo", which was derived from the name of one of his Roblox OCs named "Mojo" that he created when he was 10 years old: Link(Archive)
One of the earliest examples of Frank's online activity are his posts on r/ProjectJoJo, a subreddit about a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Roblox fangame when he was 14 years old on his old pjjposter Reddit account: Link(Archive) Here, Frank would showcase two early instances of things that would go on to become his future "careers", that being webcomics/memes, and game design. Frank would post several memes with a simplistic artstyle that had a prototype version of his later Pinhead characters: Link(Archive) Link(Archive) Link(Archive) Link(Archive) Frank would also make posts where he would outline concepts and ideas for the ProjectJojo Roblox game, showing Frank's earliest examples of game development: Link(Archive)
Frank's early attempts at art and game development aren't the only things from his time on r/ProjectJojo that would carry on into his future. Early signs of Frank being an unpopular, egotistical retard that pissed off multiple people and degenerate coomer were also present. A lot of this is revealed in Discord messages leaked by someone close to Frank showing how unpopular he was during this time on his old mojo Discord account:
Frank loved saying the word "nigga". This was not only present in a meme he made for r/ProjectJojo: Link(Archive)
But he also would say it a lot on Discord which people wanted to ban him for:
Frank would also tell people to "lick the salt off his nuts":
An unfortunate consequence of Frank's unsupervised Internet access was his development of Early Porn Introduction (EPI), which lead to Frank developing several fetishes and an obsession with gooning and NSFW content. One example of Frank's crippling porn addiction is from April 2nd, 2022, when he was only 15, where he registered an account on F95Zone, a forum dedicated to porn games and comics: Link
Proof of Frank's email being registered to the site:
Although mainly a lurker account, Frank would receive a trophy for logging in on New Year's Day of 2025:
Frank would also make multiple pictures of NSFW art which ranged from JoJo characters, Frank's prototype pjjposter Pinhead character and the Among Us astronaut:
Frank posting his proto-Pinhead NSFW art in a Discord chat:
A direct quote from Frank on Discord asking to see "rumble ass":
Several Discord users complaining about how much Frank loved posting NSFW content on Discord:
Frank would sperg out when called out for his NSFW posts which also resulted in him getting banned from the server:
Similarly to his future crash outs, Frank would also whine about how he was "done" with all the drama and move to another community, where he would no doubt repeat the same behavior that got him banned in the first place, learning absolutely nothing:
On top of that, users in the Discord began making predictions about Frank's fetishes:
Keep these in mind for later.
Overall, Frank was disliked by many as an egotistical moron who was a terrible and overly horny artist:
A post that summarizes how Frank acted at the time:
Pinhead Comics
Pinhead Comics are Frank's webcomics that he posts online and the work that he is mainly known for. They are simplistic, short cartoons that depict exaggerated and humorous social interactions, often using straw man arguments and pertaining to the kind of discourse that one finds on Twitter, which is also the main place Frank would post these comics. The janky, MS Paint style art and the comics being incredibly short made them excellent meme templates and reaction images that could be edited into seemingly infinite variations. These comics are also probably the most successful thing Frank has ever created, or will create.
The characters featured within the comics were referred to as "pins", "pin guys" or "pinheads". According to Frank, they are called pins because they're meant to look like bowling pins. Despite their similar appearance and function to rage comics or soyjaks, Frank also claims that they are not trying to be a new form of them, rather, the main reason the pinheads exist is to help visualize Frank's jokes. Link(Archive) Link(Archive)
When asked about the "lore" of the pinheads, Frank commented that they live in a white void forever and are forced to pose as straw men for the amusement of the gods above: Link(Archive)
Although speculative, the pinheads also seem to be an evolution of the character used in Frank's earlier r/ProjectJoJo memes, which can be seen as prototypes of the later Pinhead Comics. The following is a comparison of the older r/ProjectJoJo "pjj guy" with the Pinhead Comics pin guy:
Honestly, it's kind of hard to believe the prototype pjj guy came first considering the later pinhead looks shittier and more low effort, although it should be noted that the crappy artstyle is done on purpose and Frank does actually draw Pinhead Comics in MS Paint: Link(Archive)
Additionally, Frank has explained that the pinheads are intentionally made ugly: Link(Archive)
Although the exact time Francis started posting Pinhead Comics is unknown, they would emerge in late 2023. Frank would create his main fallenchungus Twitter account in September of 2023. While the handle was "fallenchungus", the account's original main name was "cocomelonfan2015": (Archive)
This also wasn't initially Frank's main Twitter account, although it would eventually become the main place where Pinhead Comics were posted.
The earliest known Pinhead Comic made is "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy":
Frank would originally post this comic on an unknown alternative account. Twitter user @naos_diary would then repost the "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy" comic on October 7th, 2023: Link(Archive)
Frank would later repost this comic on his main account on February 26th, 2024: Link(Archive) Link(Archive)
The "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy" comic proved to be popular on Twitter, which Frank decided to capitalize on it. A month later, On November 6th, 2023, Frank would post the second Pinhead Comic, which was also the first one posted on his fallenchungus Twitter account: Link(Archive)
Frank also confirmed he was the original creator of the "ever heard of DARK HUMOR buddy" comic and announced that he would be making more comics in the same style. Thus, Pinhead Comics was officially born: Link(Archive)
On the same day, Frank would also post his "I LOVE CHILD PORN" comic: Link(Archive)
Frank's early Pinhead Comics would gradually gain popularity over time, with his posts getting thousands of likes. Frank would also gain several loyal followers due to his regular posts and allowing his work to be reposted and edited by fans.
On March 28th, 2024, Frank would break into the mainstream when he uploaded his "bro visited his friend" comic, which would explode in popularity and go viral: Link(Archive)
Frank also released his "this fucking sucks actually" comic on the same day, which also blew up in popularity: Link(Archive)
More examples of popular Pinhead Comics that came shortly after "bro visited his friend" took off: Link(Archive) Link(Archive)
They were even used as templates to make edited variations that fans would spread online:
By September of 2024, Frank's Pinhead Comics were popular enough that they were stolen by Wendy's to be used in a promotion:
A controversial moment for Pinhead Comics would occur in early April of 2024. On April 5th, 2024, a right wing meme account Tired Meme Clown would repost Frank's "bro visited his friend" comic without credit:
This upset Frank, who Tweeted asking if he could file a cease and desist against Tired Meme Clown: Link(Archive)
Tired Meme Clown would retaliate by making a troll post where he posted a fake racist Pinhead Comic that he claimed Frank made: (Archive)
Frank in turn, would sperg out at Tired Meme Clown slandering him as racist and continue making legal threats: Link(Archive)
The ordeal would seemingly come to an end with Frank posting a new comic showing a DM from Tired Meme Clown offering a truce after Frank's fans annoyed him: Link(Archive)
However, while this situation seemed to have been resolved, it would end up being one of the reasons that Soyjak.Party raided Frank.
In November of 2024, Frank would lose his main Twitter account to a new owner named Liquidchungus. Liquidchungus would initially impersonate Frank and post his own Pinhead Comics that were very close to Frank's. Despite trolling him, Liquidchungus and Frank would agree to a deal where in exchange for Liquidchungus posting Pinhead Comics made by Frank, Liquidchungus would commission art from Frank and promote his Roblox game Agony Arena.
Frank would try to stay out of drama and focus on developing Agony Arena. However, by late November of 2024, Frank would start posting some Pinhead Comics on one of his alternate Twitter accounts that he made after losing his main one to Liquidchungus: (Archive) (Archive)
On December 10th, 2024, Frank would cause controversy by posting a Pinhead Comic where he used the acronym "YN" which stands for "young nigga": (Archive)
This would draw the ire of Black Twitter and cause Frank to get a lot of backlash. Of course, Frank sperged out at people in his replies:
Even Frank's mom scolded him for putting "YN" in his comic: (Archive)
Liquidchungus would make joke about the YN incident, which caused Frank to cut off their deal on December 12th, 2024: (Archive) (Archive)
On December 23rd, 2024, Frank would make an apology for making the YN comic: (First Tweet Archive) (Second Tweet Archive)
The final Pinhead Comic made by Frank would be posted on February 1st, 2025 after Frank crashed out and vowed to leave the Internet once again:
The Tweet was deleted shortly after it was posted, but it was reposted preserved by ChiefofIsaac on Twitter who asked if this was a genuine crash out or not: Link(Archive)
On May 5th, 2025, seemingly based on this final Pinhead Comic image, Frank would post a poll in his Discord about another Roblox game idea called Crashout Survival and link a gameplay concept video posted on Twitter:
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Crashout Survival appeared to be another shitty Roblox Battlegrounds game that featured characters from Frank's Pinhead Comics. Frank also already had a Roblox game project Printern being worked on at the same time when he announced this game. The next day on May 6th, 2025, Frank would post some more updates on Discord including a concept for various characters that would appear in Crashout Survival like Frank and Liquidchungus:
This artwork would be the last major Pinhead Comics related image that Frank made:
Due to the Frankpocalypse that occurred shortly after this was posted, Crashout Survival is presumed to have been cancelled.
After Frank's final true Pinhead Comic posted on February 1st, 2025, Liquidchungus would continue posting his own Pinhead Comics on the main fallenchungus Twitter account. His final Pinhead Comic would be posted on March 29th, 2025: Link(Archive)
After this comic, Liquidchungus would begin to distance himself from Frank, especially after the Frankpocalypse. By May 15th, 2025, Liquidchungus went inactive on the main fallenchungus Twitter account.
Game "Development"
Aside from Pinhead Comics, Frank also likes to style himself as a game developer, specifically working on mods for Friday Night Funkin' and Roblox. However, calling Frank a developer is a bit of a stretch, as he functions more as a "director" or "idea guy" who tries to lead projects, lists off a bunch of ideas that he can't really execute himself, and get other people to do all the work for him, who he also doesn't pay. Frank's game projects often end up unfinished or abandoned, often with the team Frank assembles to help develop the games quitting due to Frank's poor leadership. This section will detail Frank's most notable game projects.
Friday Night Funkin' Friday Night Funkin' (commonly referred to as FNF) is a Newgrounds rhythm game developed by Cameron "ninjamuffin99" Taylor, and is one of Frank's favorite games. The game is also known for being open source, which has resulted in the development of a large and active modding community. FNF also attracts a lot of gooners who make NSFW art of the characters. Frank is both a mod developer for FNF and jerks off to FNF characters.
The main FNF mod that Frank is known for is called Delicious Meal. Frank appears to have begun working on this mod on January 14th, 2024: (Archive)
The mod appeared to mainly feature goblin reskins of the main FNF characters, along with mixing in some of Frank's pinheads: (Archive) (Archive)
Hand drawn concept art for Delicious Meal: (Archive)
Frank would also reveal that he had a whole plot planned for Delicious Meal, but was keeping it a surprise: (Archive)
However, he would elaborate on a couple of details such as how public housing was a theme of the game's plot based on his stepdad's experiences living in them: (Archive)
And how the second chapter would entirely reference Frank's Pinhead Comics: (Archive)
Further adding to this hodgepodge of random shit, Frank would eventually add Sonic.EXE to Delicious Meal: (Archive)
Despite initially describing the mod as being smaller in scale, Frank would quickly go beyond his original scope and ask for more help to make Delicious Meal: (Archive)
Frank would also create the hashtag #evilmonkeyjpeg for Delicious Meal and encouraged anyone making fan art to use it: (Archive)
Frank would release several teaser videos for Delicious Meal on Twitter:
On April 27th, 2024, Frank would make a Tweet explaining that due to the scope going beyond Frank's ability, and most of his team getting either outed or leaving, Delicious Meal was effectively cancelled, although he claimed it wasn't "fully cancelled" and eventually wanted to get a demo out because he loved the work he had done on the mod: (Archive)
Frank would later make a Tweet on May 4th, 2024 expressing his desire to bring back the goblin duo from Delicious Meal eventually: (Archive)
This is the last main reference to Delicious Meal Frank would make on Twitter.
Agony Arena
Agony Arena was the first major Roblox game that Frank "developed". The game was supposed to be a Creepypasta-themed Roblox Battlegrounds game. Battlegrounds is a Roblox subgenre that is essentially a 3D third-person fighting game, where players fight with Overwatch-style charged abilities in destructible environments. The original Battlegrounds game was called The Strongest Battlegrounds, whose mechanics would become the basis of the subgenre. Most games in the subgenre are nearly identical, with Agony Arena's selling point being that its cast consisted of Creepypasta and Creepypasta-inspired characters, including Sonic.EXE, Jeff the Killer, and Shucks, an SML character created by pedophile FNF composer/developer SlingMingo that originated from an FNF mod he was formerly composing for. The game would end up being cancelled and abandoned after Frank crashed out from losing his Twitter account to Liquidchungus.
The project that would eventually become Agony Arena was originally called Fallen Fighters. The earliest mention of the project dates back to May 8th, 2024, where Frank would make an announcement about starting work on the game: (Archive)
The original idea behind the game was a Roblox fighting game with Frank's pinhead characters. Over the next couple of days, Frank would post some updates on Fallen Fighters's development:
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Although mainly featuring Frank's pinheads, Frank would demonstrate that he always wanted to include some Creepypasta elements in the game: (Archive)
Frank also revealed that Zach, his friend and tardwrangler was working on the project with him: (Archive)(Archive) (Archive)
Frank would also ask for help in developing the game: (Archive)
On May 15th, 2024, Frank would make a Tweet announcing that he had created a dedicated Discord server for working on Fallen Fighters that his Patreon supporters could join to get updates on the game and give feedback: (Archive)
On May 17th, 2024, in a now deleted Tweet, Frank would mention he was a big fan of Sonic.exe and wanted to work it into Fallen Fighters somehow:
The next day, Frank would make a post where he explained that he was reworking Fallen Fighters to be more replayable and changing the game's direction: (Archive)
This can be considered the start of when Fallen Fighters began to shift into Agony Arena. The project would go through a couple of names first. On August 2nd, 2024, Frank would post a teaser for the project under the name Irida: (Archive)
On August 19th, 2024, the project's name would be changed to Pasta Battlegrounds, with Frank also mentioning that more focus would be put on the Creepypasta elements he mentioned wanting to include earlier. By this point, the pinheads from the first iteration of the project were completely gone: (Archive)
Eventually on August 28th, 2024, Frank would finally settle on the name Agony Arena for the game: (Archive)
On August 30th, 2024, Frank would reveal the final roster for Agony Arena: (Archive)
On September 11th, 2024, Frank would make another post to try and recruit developers for Agony Arena. Notably, Frank made sure to specify that pay was not guaranteed across all roles in this Tweet: (Archive)
Now why is that message about pay not being guaranteed odd? Well, it's not like Frank didn't have money, as on October 11th, 2024, Frank would make a Tweet revealing Frank had somehow procured at least $12,000 USD for the project: (Archive) (Archive)
Keep this in mind for later.
On October 29th, 2024, Frank would do an interview with YouTuber Addicted2Electronics where he talked about Agony Arena and his plans for it:
(PreserveTube Archive)
After the Addicted2Electronics video, progress on Agony Arena seemed sparse as only a couple of updates were posted. On November 24th, 2024, Frank would make a Tweet showing off some gameplay footage of Jeff the Killer:
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Frank would also ask Liquidchungus to promote Agony Arena in a Tweet on December 4th, 2024: (Archive)
This would be the last major Agony Arena update. First, on January 11th, 2024, Frank would mention he had lost interest in the project:
Then on January 26th, 2024, Frank would make Tweets announcing another Roblox game of his called Stay in Your Lane: (Archive) (Archive)
Frank announcing a new game out of the blue raised questions about what happened to Agony Arena, however, an answer would soon come.
On September 21st, 2024, @buddyfellaadventures, a former confidant and gunt guard of Francis would register to Kiwi Farms. buddyfellaadventures would initially try suggesting cowtipping to contact someone close to Francis for more information:
He would also question why the Farms was monitoring Francis in the first place, running defense for him:
However, eventually, buddyfellaadventures would become disillusioned with Francis:
Afterwards, he would start answering questions about Francis in the thread. On January 27th, 2024, buddyfellaadventures was asked about the status of Agony Arena and confirmed that it was basically dead and wasn't being worked on by Francis anymore:
Any chance of Frank resuming work on Agony Arena would completely die on April 19th, 2025, when Frank announced his next Roblox game project...
Printern
Printern is Frank's second major Roblox game project that he started working on after Agony Arena was abandoned and cancelled. Unlike Frank's previous Roblox game ideas, which were mainly Roblox Battlegrounds games, Printern was supposed to be a Roblox RNG game. As a result of the Frankpocalypse, Frank was kicked off of the Printern development team and had all his influence and designs scrubbed and replaced, meaning that unlike Frank's previous games, this one will actually be produced since Frank is no longer leading it.
Development for Printern would begin around March of 2025. On March 25th, 2025, Frank would post a poll asking people what kind of Roblox game project they would be interested in him trying. The two options were either doing Agony Arena again or an Invincible Battlegrounds game: (Archive)
Frank would also briefly do a stream where he browsed basic coding tutorials showing that he completely lacked any coding knowledge and was basically just an ideas guy the entire time:
(PreserveTube Archive)
Then, starting the next day, Frank would invite people into a Discord VC to brainstorm ideas for the new game project:
On March 28th, 2025, Frank would make several Tweets showing the results of his brainstorming sessions. First, Frank revealed nobody wanted to make another fucking Battlegrounds game and that he didn't have permission to use Agony Arena scripts because he didn't write them himself:
Frank would also share art for the eventual Boss character in Printern:
On March 29th, 2025, Frank would make a Tweet announcing that his new game idea had a solid script, and would be an RNG game that would draw upon completely random Roblox decals: (Archive)
On April 19th, 2025, Frank would open a public Discord server for Printern: (Archive)
Frank also had a dedicated co-director for Printern named Cazz / Starveldt:
Cazz even had a self-insert character in Printern as the Boss character's non-binary child. It should be noted that according to Cazz, this character was actually a self-insert of Frank and he was originally male until Frank made him non-binary for some reason (troon out imminent?). Cazz claims to have inherited the character for his Printern server profile as he was more akin to him than Frank:
Notes from Frank that Cazz would later share on the Boss character:
On April 21st, 2025, Cazz would create a new Twitter account for the Printern dev team called Full of It Studios that Frank would also advertise: (Archive)
On May 11, 2025, Francis would make some Discord posts detailing a "roadmap" for Printern's development:
Now despite all these constant updates and teasers about Printern, one thing that stood out about the project was that the central gameplay premise was really unclear beyond statements regarding Roblox marketplace decals and RNG gameplay. In early May of 2025, some Discord posts from Cazz and Francis dated to late April of 2025 explaining how the game worked were dug up and posted on Kiwi Farms:
Frank explaining why he thinks Printern will be a success:
Essentially, the game has you playing as a wage slave in an office printing pictures, which are randomly generated Roblox marketplace decals. Besides the main gameplay loop of printing pictures, the player can also customize their wage cage cubicle, interact with NPCs like the Boss character and Cazz, and browse the Internet on their company computer. Frank also mentioned the game would have a psychological horror and dreamlike quality to it.
Some early gameplay footage was also discovering, showing that the game was incredibly bare-bones:
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Frank's time as the lead of Printern would come to an end on May 15th, 2025. Due to the allegations of the Frankpocalypse (which made Cazz uncomfortable) and Cazz becoming disillusioned with how inept Frank was while posting on Kiwi Farms, the dev team of Printern decided to oust Frank from power. He would leave the Discord and relinquish ownership of the Printern server to Cazz:
During this time, Frank was also on his @datsactuallymojo account crashing out in his thread and made a post where he claimed Printern was no longer his concern:
With Frank finally removed from the team and the server, the other Printern devs were free to voice their frustration at Frank's oppression of them and how shit his contributions to the project were. This included the revelation that Printern wasn't even Frank's original idea, verbally abusing devs, and of course, coming up with ideas that went well beyond the project's scope and his abilities:
On May 17th, 2025, Cazz would DM Frank telling him to disassociate with Full of It Studios. Cazz would share these DMs with @dcss, who would post them in the thread:
Cazz would also elaborate on the things Frank actually contributed to the project, which included random references to his other works like Pinhead Comics and a sexual assault storyline in a fucking Roblox game:
Although Cazz claimed that the sexual assault was just going to be referenced in a Pinhead Comic and not the game itself:
Cazz's examples once again demonstrate how Frank is just an idea guy who barely adds to the projects he leads. A perfect example of how little Frank actually contributed to Printern would be also be revealed when a Printern dev FrutigerFinch made a Tweet responding to Frank revealing that it only took him 2 days to replace everything Francis did and add more content to the game. He also called Frank a shit dev and person: (Archive)
The main example of FrutigerFinch's rework for Printern was his redesign of The Boss, which without Frank's shitty FNF pedo artstyle, was a major improvement:
On May 19th, 2025, Cazz would reveal that Frank never paid any of the Printern devs:
To make it up to the unpaid devs, Cazz would launch a Ko-Fi campaign to fund Printern, which eventually reached its goal on June 6th, 2025: (Archive)
Of course, this would make Frank seethe on Twitter: (Archive)
With Printern's funding goal met and the game actually having a future now that Francis was gone, as a token of appreciation for some of the help the Farms provided, Printern artist FrutigerFinch (Kiwi Farms account @inchresting) would create a special Kiwi Farms inspired character named Kiwa that was shared in the thread:
Wyróżniono dnia 16 Wrz 2025 przez Null: [REWRITE] Sam Hyde's Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Sam Hyde
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde (born April 16, 1985) is an American comedian and controversial Internet personality. He is a co-founder of sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE), alongside Nick Rochefort and Charls Carroll. Hyde co-created produced the series World Peace. He is a host of the series Fishtank that he created with Jet Neptune.
Early Life Hyde was born in Fall River, Massachusetts in 1985, and was raised in Wilton, Connecticut. After graduating from high school in 2003, Hyde attended Carnegie Mellon University for one year, before transferring to the Rhode Island School of Design. Hyde, along with fellow comedians Nick Rochefort and Charls Carroll, founded the sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme in 2009, and began uploading videos to YouTube. In August 2016, Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace, a television program Hyde co-wrote and acted in along with the other members of MDE, premiered on Adult Swim. Four months later, it was announced that World Peace would not be renewed for a second season. Hyde alleged that the show was cancelled due to his vocal support for Donald Trump. He also had some minor acting roles and has produced some short films.
Detailed video about the cancellation of World Peace here:
Clip of Sam and Tim Heidecker bickering over the cancelation of Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace
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Controversies In 2017, Hyde pledged $5,000 towards the legal defense fund of Andrew Anglin, the founder and editor of The Daily Stormer who was being sued by The Southern Poverty Law Center. If you don't know who Andrew Anglin is, this is all you need to know about him (foreshadowing):
The media began calling Hyde a far-right nazi due to his association with Anglin and this picture of him doing a hitler salute with Weev, basically ending all possibility for Sam to ever have a legitimate career in mainstream media or the film industry.
"How does he keep getting away with it?!"
It's become a widespread meme to post this picture of Sam Hyde on 4chan and Twitter any time there is a mass shooting and claim that he is the perpetrator ever since he was misidentified by CNN as the shooter of the 2015 Umpqua Community College shooting. According to Twitter trolls Sam Hyde is responsible for the Orlando Night Club shooting, the Sutherland Springs church shooting (where he was misidentified by Representative Vicente Gonzalez) and the Las Vegas shooting in 2017, as being the driver of the car in Waukesha, Wisconsin and even as the "Ghost of Kyiv" and the assassin of Shinzo Abe. You get the joke. Journos and Twitter boomers somehow keep falling for it.
But by far the more interesting controversies around Sam Hyde stem from his relationship with women...
Channing Crager
Channing is one of Sam Hyde's ex girlfriends and worked for him at MDE (for which she claims he still owes her money). Their relationship did not end amicably to say the least and Channing has been Sam Hyde's biggest a-log for several years, most often seen posting compilation images that allege Sam Hyde is a pedophile, had sex with trannies or owns several dildos he sticks in his butt. She can be found posting about him on Twitter, 4chan, lolcow.farm, basically wherever she can find an audience and she even came to our very own Kiwi Farms in order to expose Sam.
Some of the infographics that she likes to post about Sam:
Her most repeated claim is that Sam Hyde is a pedophile who had sex with a girl called Marky when he was 29 and she was 15/16. We'll get into the validity of these claims later. Her campaign against Sam has lasted several years and most of the information is handwaved by Sam Hyde's fans as lies told by a scorned ex who is trying to ruin his life. It doesn't help that Channing herself does not manage to come across as a credible person and the evidence provided by her leaves much to be desired.
After these rumors about Marky, Channing and the many women she claims he abused have never led to much except repeated arguments between Sam Hyde haters and Sam Hyde lovers, our glorious leader Null himself has decided to give Channing a chance to be heard and to tell her story in front of an audience. He decided to interview Channing on his podcast Mad At The Internet where he has interviewed several people of interest to the forum before. This was Channing's opportunity to put some validity behind the claims she has been making for so long and redeem herself in the eyes of the public as well as expose Sam Hyde as the predator she claims he is.
Unfortunately Channing completely fucked up the Interview by appearing totally sloshed and under the influence, slurring barely coherent about "Christmas examples" and not being able to get out a single straight sentence. She massively embarrassed both Null for agreeing to hear her out and herself as well as handing Sam Hyde and his fans a giant W and destroying her credibility forever.
Since then any of the allegations against Sam are now considered entirely discredited by his fans as "Rumors his crazy junkie ex Channing has spread to ruin him".
Marky
By far the most stomach churning allegation against Sam is about him having (anal) sex with a then 16 year old Marky (pictured above) as a then 29 year old man and filmed porn of her. This section will be dedicated to examining the validity of this claim. Huge thanks to Tenacious Turnip who has done the extensive research on this, watch his video if you prefer to take this information in through video format.
Marky was a 4chan e-girl who posted on /r9k/ when she was around 14/15 and gathered a bunch of (male) fans there. She was famous for getting frequent nosebleeds and would post pictures of herself with a bloody nose. Draw your own conclusions as to why that made her popular with the incel population on there.
The rumors about Sam and Marky started in 2015 in a thread on /tv/ about Sam Hyde, where someone claiming to be a friend of Marky started to share information about her relationship with Sam. This same person then also posted in a thread on /r9k/. He uploaded the famous picture of Sam and Marky together as well as several alleged text messages between them.
He first uploaded the picture with her face censored, but since she was a famous /r9k/ girl people quickly figured out it as Marky. Marky had also uploaded the clothed picture of her an Sam together on her Youtube channel. The same person later leaked the uncensored pictures.
Youtuber Tenacious Turnip has compared the pictures of Sam and Marky together as being taken inside of Sam's apartment in Fall River, Massachusetts.
Floor plan of the apartment made from videos that Sam has recorded inside of his apartment:
You can see the power cage as well as the railing from the stairs in the background of this picture.
In this picture you can see the door frame, wall, the black square mirror and the wooden door.
Sam Hyde fans have repeatedly claimed that even though these pictures of Marky appear to be of them both naked together that is is possible she is just wearing a strapless dress or her hair is covering up straps from a top. So they could just be innocent pictures of Sam and Marky together in his apartment right?
In 2022 Lt Corbis has made a video about the Sam and Marky allegations in which she shows a text message exchange of her confronting Sam about the situation.
Note that Sam Hyde denies the claims "she was 15" (it's true, she was 16) and also denies having punched her in the face (also likely true since she was known to get frequent nosebleeds). He does NOT deny having had sex with her.
Another common thing Sam Hyde fans bring up in his defense is "But if it happened, why didn't Marky herself ever speak out? Why did she never make a statement?" Well, she did, actually.
First we have this discord screenshot of questionable origins. It can not 100% be verified to be Marky, although Marky was known to use "Mir" as her username in several places such as this archive channel with her videos.
The only other statement from Marky is from this Instagram story under the name "haiselnet".
Haiselnet is another username Marky used in several other places such as Twitter.
And of course the Instagram (archive) you can see that the pfp is a picture of Marky
So Marky made her statement, it's just that nobody ever seems to have cared about it. In her statement Marky alleges something that many have already suspected, that the video "Boston Ross" (archive) by Sam Hyde is about Marky.
2:44 I rolled up wearing a Citizen watch
2:47 and I think you know what happened next
2:50 I took the anus bro -- anus
2:55 told her not to eat anything but she
2:57 still ate something and there was a turd
2:59 in her ass and totally turned me off
3:01 forever this is perfect little cutie
3:03 she was a perfect she was a 9.6 for real
3:09 not exaggerating
3:11 told her not to eat anything, took her anal
3:14 virginity okay she's got a
3:19 turd in their ass
3:20 totally ruined it forever
3:24 totally ruined it forever okay I would
3:27 much rather Ross
This video was recorded before the Marky allegations ever went public. It was released in 2016 and in the comments of the original video Sam Hyde claims it was filmed 2.5 years before then.
Okay, so you might say "Alright then, it is pretty likely at this point that they did have sex, but she was probably 18 tho!" Except Marky has been fully doxed, she was born in 1997, so 2016 - 2.5 = 2013/14, making Marky somewhere between the ages of 15 and 16. Sam Hyde was 29 at the time.
But indeed we can narrow it down more with more autism.
Tenacious Turnip has gone through all of Sam Hyde's videos around the time to do a comparison between Sam's appearance and the above picture.
If you want to see the whole thing click the link above or watch his video, but the take-away here is that Sam has dyed his hair blonde and cut it at several times, he also broke the glasses that he was wearing in the picture with Marky at some point in 2014 and fixed them with noticeable green tape on the side, meaning the picture was taken before then. Most likely the picture was taken shortly before Marky's 17th birthday in June 2014 before Sam dyes his hair blonde and before he breaks his glasses and fixes them with green tape and later replaces them with the circle glasses he wears in the Boston Ross video.
So the last question is... has Sam ever made an official statement? Well... sort of. On his own Twitter account he is addressing the compilation image that gets shared around.
"Its like half true" the things he denies are some of the text messages with Marky and "talking to the short haired girl", that's this one:
He does not deny anything else. The "chick who got nosebleeds" is Marky and the "chick who fucks youtubers" is Charlotte, the blonde girl in the image who has also had sex with a different Youtuber named Rocco. Charlotte is also the girl in this picture with Marky.
One of the many claims that Channing made is that Sam showed her a CP tape with Marky and Charlotte, so it is quite interesting to know that Sam admitted to having "fucked her a bunch".
We also have this reddit post which is anyone's guess who it is about but shows you how volatile Sam reacts when questioned about his sexual affairs.
Ok so the last thing you might want to say as a Sam Hyde fanboy is "BUT THE AGE OF CONSENT IS 16 IN MASSACHUSETTS!!!" Well... it is
Except Massachusetts has this very strange law that says the age of consent is 16, EXCEPT when the girl is a virgin. Marky claims to have been a virgin. Either way, nothing will happen to Sam, no matter how much proof there is, he has gotten away with what he's done. Just an interesting factoid. If he recorded the encounter like Marky said that is definitely illegal but there is no evidence that he did.
CONCLUSION - Sam and Marky met up in 2014 at his apartment
- Sam was 29 at the time and Marky was 16
- Sam has denied multiple details about the story with Marky but never that they had sex - Marky herself has come out to say that she was 16 when Sam had anal sex with her
- It is extremely likely that Marky is the girl he talks about in the Boston Ross video
- Marky also says he has recorded CP of her and hit her
I think the evidence speaks for itself, although I am sure many fans of Sam Hyde will still not care at all and be able to "separate the art from the artist" even if they believe that the artist has had sex with a 16 year old girl as an almost 30 year old man.
Documentary
Sam’s return to popularity came with a video he released on January 8, 2022. He and his crew were visited by Ian (Idubbbz) who was there to film a documentary about Sam. Sam decided to also film the whole thing, which led to the video.
Sam realized how big an opportunity it was to get platformed by someone like Ian and decided to spend thousands of dollars and weeks of his time to set up a fake reality / life to gaslight Ian. It's possible Sam was well intentioned, wanting to provide a funny video for Idubbbz to tap into his large pool of followers. During the time of filming though tensions increased between the two, culminating in a one-on-one interview where Ian revealed that Sam had flagged a video of Ian’s (that was seven years ago at the time) where he had shown that a MLP dating sim Sam was working on was fake. Sam realized at that point that Ian did not come with good intentions. He later claimed he knew Ian was coming to “punk him” from the get-go though, which puts into questions his other statements where he expressed that he only wanted to create a funny video with Ian. At the end of the interview he revealed that the whole thing was a massive gas-light, he had set up which caught Ian completely off guard. Ian decided not to release his documentary because it didn't go the way he imagined and he didn't get the footage he wanted. So Sam did. After waiting eight months, he dropped the two hour long video on YouTube, making Ian look like a retard in the process.
One month later Ian releases his video after getting pressured to do so, revealing that Sam was 100% correct with his assumption of Ian actual intentions. Ian made himself look like a petty child, resulting in big parts of the internet pointing, laughing and making cuck-jokes at him, all the while giving Sam the attention he wanted for the past couple of years. Both videos have accrued Millions of views blowing everything Sam had done between MDE and then out of the water.
Creator Clash 1
Sam did not let this opportunity go to waste and immediately started inserting himself into Creator Clash, a boxing charity event hosted by Ian and his wife Anisa. This was very well timed, as the event was scheduled to happen on the 14th of May of the same year.
Due to the extreme success of both videos and the drama they created Sam was constantly brought up to Ian by both fans and other YouTubers, which led to multiple public statements like this one:
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This is another edited down video showing their bitching and moaning
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Sam received a lot of attention due to this. He was constantly talked about when Creator Clash was even briefly mentioned, making Ian and Anisa look very stupid and petty in the process.
Instead of Sam participating directly he decided to team up with Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time fame, training him for the last couple of weeks before the event. In this period, we also see the inception of Sam’s “The Candyman” which will become more relevant for Sam’s own fight later that year.
Shit hit the fan when Ian or more likely his wife decided to ban Sam completely from the whole event, leaving Harley alone in the Ring without his trainer. This was the worst decision they could have made, as it brought them even more ridicule and made Sam even more popular and talked about.
Sam’s playful clowning on Ian and especially Anisa stopped at that point though and turned to actual disdain because of their petty antics and generally shitty behavior towards him, his crew and fans. The two would be mercifully shit on, bullied and insulted by Sam, his audience and their former fanbase for the next couple of months.
Sam's fight
Next up was Sam’s own fight, which was due on August 27. He was set to fight IAmThmpsn, a TikToker in a KSI boxing event. Again, he completely stole the show by dawning the “Candyman” persona, talking in a think Irish accent and wearing ridiculous outfits. During the promotional phase he constantly talked about wanting to fight Hassan Piker and was on multiple podcasts, including PKA and taking to Destiny.
After winning the fight the most viral clip of the whole event was created after he called out Hassan, threatening him with murder.
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In the following months Sam was relatively quiet, focusing on his podcast and playing e-daddy to fatherless boys. Here and there people brought him back up when discussing Hassan who himself experienced increased amounts of ridicule for being a “tough guy nazi-puncher” who tried to evade even having to think about Sam.
Creator Clash 2
Ian and especially Anisa could not stop themselves from publicly talking about Sam and going on to podcasts, reassuring the public that Ian regretted saying the Nigger-word. They also did this to hype up Creator Clash 2 which was set to happen on April 15, 2023. The roster was released at the end of January, and Sam did a livestream early March in which Froggy Fresh, one of the contestants, is seen to superchat and confirm that he would like to train with Sam, which he subsequently did.
Froggy Fresh was kicked from the event. Ian later confirmed that Sam and his comments towards Anisa following Creator Clash 1 were the reason. This Event was arguably even more of a shitshow then the first. It was later revealed that CC2 had lost massive amounts of money, which was not helped by them kicking Froggy Fresh.
Sam had taken a more passive role in that drama though, occasionally tweeting at Ian. Most of his time leading up to CC2 was put into preparing his next project.
Harland Williams Interview credit to @A Cat in a Minefield
On July 15th, 2025, Sam Hyde and his crew went on the Harland Williams podcast to promote the re-launch of his new show "Extreme Peace".
Harland is a comedian who is famous for bantering and making his guests uncomfortable. He also does his research, which resulted in direct, but playful insults towards Sam. A normal comedian could have easily played off his jokes, creating an interesting and funny podcast.
Sam couldn’t do that though, which resulted in him getting angrier and angrier at Harland as the show progressed. After physical and verbal intimidation didn’t work Sam lost his shit, after being asked to create a gorilla nest and sleep in it.
He literally flipped the table damaging it and the camera and microphone equipment mounted on it. Sam’s clique is visibly shocked and stunned to silence. Harland showed him self little impressed, still asking Sam to make his gorilla nest. Sam then physically assaults the 62-year-old, trying, but failing to wrestle him to the floor.
CRINGE WARNING
Such behavior from Sam is nothing new though, but it hasn’t resulted in such a violent outburst before.
Sam was on the Matan Even show on June 30th, 2024. Matan is the kid that went on stage during the Game Awards and shouted out his Rabbi Bill Clinton. His podcast, like Harlans, is a show that puts its guests in uncomfortable positions but gives them enough room to work with it and spin their own jokes. Sam was unable to do that though, same as during the Harlan podcast, and physically imposed himself on Matan, getting aggressive, by shoving and pushing Matan’s staff and breaking equipment. He also hired 20 Indians which completely ruined the show.
Matan was 17 years old, at the time of that podcast. Although Matan is so young, he could resist Sam somewhat, but with his lack of experience there was only so much he could do.
Coincidentally Harlan was on Matan’s podcast a couple of months ago and they mesh very well. Contrasting the two podcasts really shows you what kind of person Sam is. As soon as he isn’t in full control of the situation and where he alone can make fun of people, he seems to lose his comedic edge and self-control.
Wyróżniono dnia 16 Wrz 2025 przez Null: [REWRITE] Lewis Jeffrey Lovhaug, mostly known for TGWTG contributions under the name Linkara, sometimes moonlights under the name "nasty cockslut". HMMMM?
Lewis Jeffrey Lovhaug / Linkara / Atop The Fourth Wall / AT4W / Reuisu / PsyWeedle
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Lewis Lovhaug, commonly known online as Linkara, is an Internet reviewer who was formerly associated with That Guy With The Glasses/Channel Awesome. Linkara is the star and producer of Atop The Fourth Wall/AT4W, a series where Linkara reviews mostly bad comic books from a variety of genres, publishers and time periods. AT4W is similar to other online review shows like Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd, where rather than an actual review, the videos feature Linkara merely summarizing the plot of whatever comic he's "reviewing" and doing overly drawn out skits in autistic cosplay. What distinguishes Linkara from his fellow Internet critic contemporaries is the fact that his skits go beyond jokes and contain expansive storylines and lore that carry on from episode to episode that Linkara tries to make serious and cram with preachy monologues. While Linkara presently likes to rip on and harshly critique poorly made comics, and gives off the impression that he knows what separates bad comics from good ones, Linkara himself once wrote and produced his own novels and webcomics, which were of Sonichu quality.
Beyond his failed creative endeavors and comic reviews, Linkara is also notorious for being a massive coomer online who spent years on porn forums thirsting for cock. In addition to being a self described "nasty cockslut" and closeted bisexual, Linkara has not only jerked off to porn of the green M&M, but he also beats it to porn with the tags of "dead", "gay", "muppets", and "gangbang", a combination of things you'll likely never see anywhere else. Despite being a male feminist, for some reason, Linkara has an unhealthy obsession with rape, and while he claims in his reviews that rape shouldn't be used as a plot device unless it is absolutely needed, Linkara inserts rape in all his creative works at any chance he gets. Although Linkara tries to move past his sexual deviancy, unlike Doug Walker, he isn't able to take any jokes at his expense and gets butthurt very easily. Linkara may arguably be one of the biggest lolcows to come out of TGWTG. With that in mind, welcome to Atop The Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. Linkara's thread'll teach you a lesson he won't learn...
Early Lifekara Lewis Jeffrey Lovhaug was born on August 19th, 1987, to Loren "Dadkara" and Avonelle "Momkara" Lovhaug in Shoreview, Minnesota. He also has a brother named Graham. Lewis's parents were fans of many nerdy things like Star Trek and Doctor Who, and instilled their love of geekdom into a young Lewis, who would develop a keen interest. Lewis attended Moundsview High School and would later obtain a bachelor's degree in English with a minor in Philosophy, which somehow makes him a professional writer and comedian. Lewis's parents also would do whatever they could to assist their son in his creative endeavors. While they would no doubt pay for his college education and later support AT4W, even featuring in some of Lewis's videos, this was not the first creative work of their son that they supported...
In 2003, at age 14, Lewis would write his first novel, "Just a Boy", which was part of a series called "Angel Armor". Lewis's parents would help him get the Angel Armor books published, and even assist in getting them issued at Lewis's high school library and passed around to Lewis's classmates. While this seems nice and harmless, Lewis's parents likely were just eager to encourage their son's creative endeavors and didn't actually bother to read the content of the books, which as you'll soon see, are questionable to say the least. The Angel Armor books can still be purchased on Amazon: Link to Amazon
The Angel Armor books are about a 14 year old Christian optimist named "Louis Williamson", Louis "Woodstein", or Louis "Goldstein" (depending on which the draft of the book/publisher is used) who is transported into a fantasy word called "Sin" and becomes an angelic prophetic messiah called "The Linkara." These books are origin of the name "Linkara" for Lewis, an alias he would use later online.
Louis, an alternate spelling of Lewis, who is destined to become an angelic messiah, is an obvious self-insert character of the author. Lewis however does not stop there, as not only do his books feature an entire "Linkaran" religion, but Louis also meets a "catgirl" named Indow, who is a "Linkaran priestess" that was raised to worship the Linkaran messiah her entire life. Naturally, she ends up becoming Louis's girlfriend.
In this excerpt from the first novel, Lewis shows off some of his later male feminist talking points by having his self-insert proclaim that he wouldn't take away the "basic freedom" of Indow the catgirl priestess to have sex with him, when she objects and states that Linkaran priestesses require approval for certain activities like sex:
Lewis's self-insert also lusts after Indow after first meeting her:
Despite being a Linkaran priestess that is meant to be pure and chaste, when Louis falls ill with a fatal disease, Indow agrees to have lesbian sex with an evil knight in exchange for a cure:
After recovering, Louis accidentally walks in on Indow having sex:
Louis would then ask Indow if she is a lesbian the next morning:
Indow would then clarify she is actually bisexual:
Later in the novel, Louis and his companions stay at an inn. To pay for their rooms, Indow offers to work as a stripper for the inn, and of course, Louis goes to watch her stripping:
The scene where Indow has lesbian sex would later be followed up by a scene where Indow is kidnapped and brutally raped with tree branches by the same woman she slept with earlier:
Oh and by the way, it should be noted that despite Indow whoring herself out, working as a stripper, and getting violently raped, according to the text, she is only fourteen years old:
Towards the end of the novel, after setting up Indow as a love interest for Louis, there is an incredibly bizarre and random moment where Indow stabs Louis out of nowhere, because... she loves him?
This moment makes no sense and is never brought up again afterwards.
Despite being the prophetic messiah, one of Louis's main combat abilities throughout the novel is kicking his opponents in the balls:
In a 2013 Tumblr blog post, Linkara would address the Angel Armor books and his feelings on it:
While he acknowledges that the execution could've used some work, he does not disown them, and even expresses a desire to rewrite and release them some time in the future.
MM.org Forum
On October 28, 2001, Lewis would register to MediaMiner or MM.org Forum, a site for discussing and sharing fan fiction, under the username PsyWeedle. This is Lewis's earliest known online presence: Link(Archive)
In this MM.org forum post, which also further confirms his identity with a reference to Lewis's third Angel Armor book, Lewis claims homosexuality is just a choice and elaborates on his Christian beliefs:
Lewis discussing his opinions on gay marriage.
Lewis asserting he is neither a homophobe nor a homosexual:
Another post where Lewis states he is not a homosexual. He also asserts he isn't bisexual:
Keep these posts in mind for later.
Lewis being a model male feminist by imagining the mass-slaughter and rape of dozens of women and laughing about it:
Lewis asking for spanks and punishment in a perverted sexual manner:
Lewis stating that even though he acts "hentaish" and "echi" "a lot if not most of the time", he hates being labelled as a pervert and almost left the forum because of someone calling him one:
Lewis conducting a poll to see the gender breakdown of the site and how is chances as a "playtoy" are:
Lewis defining what he means by "playtoy":
Lewis expressing a desire to become a catboy:
Lewis discussing the laws regarding a kitty slave marriage:
As hard as it may be to believe, Lewis clarifies that he is a virgin:
[ Literotica ]
On November 12th, 2005, Lewis would register to the erotic fiction site Literotica under the name "Reuisu", which is supposed to be Lewis pronounced in Japanese. At the time, Lewis was 17 years old and in high school, meaning he broke the site's 18+ age rule.
Lewis's profile biography where he lists off various facts about himself, including his fetishes: Link(Archive)
Lewis's favorite authors:
Lewis mentioning he's a "nasty cockslut" and advertising his webcomic "Lightbringer", which would confirm his identity:
Another post where Lewis thirsts for shemale cock and shills his webcomic:
More cockthirsting posts from Lewis:
Post where Lewis talks about wanting to fuck a hermaphroditic Power Girl and alludes to his Angel Armor books:
Lewis describing himself as bisexual and being ready to either "give or receive":
Lewis posting about how he loves it when shemales have small limp cocks they hide that become huge when they get hard:
Lewis posting about how he has a small cock and how he gets struck with penis envy:
Lewis would collaborate with other Literotica user "badbabysitter" to produce "The Tale of Tyrone":
Hentai Foundry On September 14th, 2008, Lewis would register an account on the porn site Hentai Foundry under the same user name he used for his Literotica account, "Reuisu":
When this account was discovered, a tweet by @TheMaxVader highlighted some of the tags of the pornographic images Lewis jerked off to. These included "corpses", "feet", "Muppets", "gay gangbangs", "strap-on", "dickgirls", "rape" and the green fucking M&M: Link(Archive)
From this description, the meme "Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang" was born.
Comments on Lewis's Hentai Foundry profile after its discovery:
The following is a complete list of all of Lewis's favorite artist pages which is all the porn that he jerked off to on Hentai Foundry:
The Green M&M image seen among Reuisu's favorites:
Prior to reviewing shitty comics on Atop the Fourth Wall, Lewis was creating them himself, such as The Lightbringer. The Lightbringer is Lewis's infamous online webcomic that is often compared to Chris Chan's Sonichu. It is a superhero comic with notoriously bad art, massive textboxes full of pretentious pseudo-intellectual philosophical ramblings, and self-insert Mary Sues.
Lewis would host The Lightbringer webcomic on Comic Genesis, a comic hosting site:
In addition to the Lightbringer website which hosted the comic pages, Comic Genesis also had a Lightbringer Forum where fans could discuss The Lightbringer and share their thoughts, criticisms, and fan art with Lewis: Link(Archive)
The Lightbringer storyline spans 15 issues. For the first 13 issues, the artwork was done by Lewis himself. Lewis would "publish" The Lightbringer under the publisher "Steel Dragon Comics" and would credit artists "Ted Sage" and "Fred Gouldart" on the covers, who were just pseudonyms of Lewis. Lewis claims he did this to make his comic seem more professional. He also admits that he's a terrible artist: Link(Archive)
While it appears that the art was made in MS Paint, in actuality Lewis would hand draw the artwork, and then edit it in PaintShop Pro and Photoshop, tracing over the line art and adding color and text:
Later in the comic's run, Lewis would stop producing the art. Midway through Issue #13, after cycling through some guest artists, Lewis would bring in Chad Rocco as the main artist of The Lightbringer, whose artwork was far better than Lewis's:
Chad's run as The Lightbringer's main artist would be short-lived, as midway through the 15th and final issue, Chad Rocco would be replaced by Sergio J. A. Ragno III, who would be the final artist for The Lightbringer:
Issue #1 - Let There Be Light Part 1 Link
From the first page of The Lightbringer, one can already tell they're in for quite the read.
The Lightbringer is set in Pharos City, which has geometry that gives CWCville's CADD class measurements a run for their money. Pharos City was once a prosperous and peaceful Midwestern metropolis that quickly became a crime-ridden shithole where people are constantly murdered and raped. The comic then introduces Lewis's second self-insert the story's main protagonist Carter Granholme. Carter is a furniture store worker whose parents were murdered (Wow, how original, I wonder where Linkara got that idea?).
Carter is then visited at his furniture store by Serpant, a member of a notorious crime gang in Pharos City called the "Slavers".
The Slavers are cartoonishly evil gang members who kidnap people for fun, sell people into slavery, and of course, rape women and kids. They also somehow are able to walk the streets with chained up slaves and not get caught. Serpant reminds Carter that he wants to be paid by Friday. Carter impotently shakes his fist, which begins to glow, but ultimately tells Serpant he will get him his money. Carter also monologues about how the murderer of his parents was suspected to be a member of the Slavers.
The next page explains why Carter's fist glowed. Carter has light based powers, such as creating light-based constructs (*cough* Green Lantern rip-off *cough*), and flight by somehow using the momentum generated by light particles hitting him. Lewis does not actually explain where or how Carter got these powers, instead he reveals that Carter would accidentally fuck up family photos with his light powers and that this caused him to be scared to use them. He also reveals that he did not use them to save his parents when they were murdered.
Why didn't he try to save his parents? Carter's parents were extreme pacifists and were opposed to any form of violence, so Carter couldn't save them or else he'd disappoint them:
While walking down the street after reminiscing about his dead parents, Carter sees a girl with purple hair about to get raped in an alleyway.
Rather than helping her, Carter runs away like a little bitch, as he would disappoint his dead parents if he intervened. He also doesn't even call the cops, leaving the girl to get raped. Our hero everyone!
Back home, Carter has a mental breakdown and massive spergy inner monologue about how his parents' retarded ideology doesn't work.
Ultimately, after some reflection, he decides to use his powers to fight crime, thus becoming Pharos City's new protector, THE LIGHTBRINGER! He then swoops in to save another woman who is about to get stabbed. Lewis also makes sure to point out that Lightbringer doesn't kill criminals like Batman.
This concludes the first issue. While Carter overcame his parents' stupid teachings and saved a woman from getting stab, he still left another girl to get raped on the streets. Great start to his career as a hero, let's see where it goes from here.
Issue #2 - Let There Be Light Part 2 Link
The second issue begins with several new broadcasts asking about who the mysterious new superhero in Pharos City is. Carter also sucks his own cock about how great he is and how fulfilling it is to fight crime.
Lewis then gives us some insight into how Carter's Lightbringer costume works. He mainly makes his costume out of furniture scraps from his store, but probably the most notable and autistic thing he does is use fucking furniture touch up paint to color his hair blonde, which he showers off every time he dons the costume. Surely all that paint seeping into his scalp won't cause him any problems down the line.
The chief of Pharos City's police department Commissioner Gordon Eddie Crane wants to meet Lightbringer and team up with him to defeat The Slavers.
Remember that girl that Carter left to get raped on the street in the last issue? In this issue, Lewis introduces her as a proper character named Hannah Ments, who joins Carter's furniture store as a stockgirl. She also shows that she's super tough and can easily lift heavy objects, which allowed her to escape her attacker. Carter even recognizes her as the girl he saw about to be raped.
In an author's note, Lewis explains he added Hannah as a super tough girl boss because all the women in the previous issue were being "victimized" and he wanted to have a strong female character in the main cast to compensate:
Carter also finally defeats Serpant from the previous issue and brings him into the police so he can be interogated to help get information to stop the Slavers for good.
Lewis ends the issue by introducing a new character called the Code Poet, who is an FBI agent that recites feminist slam poetry. The Code Poet barely factors into The Lightbringer story.
The Code Poet is actually a character that was introduced in the fourth Angel Armor novel. This would be the first crossover from Angel Armor into The Lightbringer, but definitely not the last.
Issue #3 - The Last Lesson of Walter Kovacs Link
Issue #3 of The Lightbringer mainly centers around Carter finally taking down the Slavers.
Why is it called "The Last Lesson of Walter Kovacs"? Walter Kovacs is the real life identity of the Watchmen character Rorschach. In this issue, Lewis will put his Philosophy sperging to good use to show that good and evil aren't nuanced and subjective.
First however, Lewis includes a scene explaining how Hannah escaped getting raped.
Another feature of Lightbringer issues is Lewis would intersperse fan art throughout them. This issue mainly has Hannah fan art, including one where Lewis notes she was a minor, but decided to age her up due to feeling like a "perv" (Sounds similar to a certain other webcomic creator and his multi-color Sonic rip-offs). It should also be noted that if Lewis established she was 17 before this point, that means she was a minor when she was almost raped in the first issue.
The main plot of this issue has Carter investigating the Slavers by sneaking into their "whore auction".
He discovers the Slavers actually use some of their funds to donate to charities and help Pharos City when they're not kidnapping women and children to sell as sex slaves. He is then confronted by the leader of the Slavers, General Werres, and the two engage in a textbox heavy spergfest about how the Slavers do some good. It's where the title comes from as Rorschach from Watchmen believed in absolute justice, which is what Lewis has Lightbringer parrot. General Werres is also an obvious strawman of opinions Lewis doesn't like.
Ultimately, Lightbringer defeats General Werres and hands him over to the police so he can be taken to court later and brought to justice. General Werres says something about how without the good the Slavers did, Pharos City will fall apart, but the Lightbringer states he never compromises on being good.
The issue ends with Hannah discovering the secret place where Carter stores his Lightbringer costume in the furniture store.
Issue #4 - Smiles, Everyone, Smiles Link
Issue #4 of the Lightbringer introduces the first supervillain of the comic, The Smiling Man. The Smiling Man is a mysterious man who is already familiar with the Lightbringer, as if he has met him before. He also is far too powerful for Lightbringer to defeat him.
The issue opens with a weird joke about Hannah ordering a "breast expansion device" that Carter and other characters keep questioning her about. This is also the first issue Hannah partners with Lightbringer, having learned his secret in the previous issue.
It would later be revealed that The Smiling Man was after the breast expansion device, which is actually a deuterium generator. He then escapes leaving Carter confused about his motives.
Although The Smiling Man would be introduced in The Lightbringer, his story would be further explored in a future webcomic crossover project by Lewis called The Crossoverlord.
Issue #5 - Gentlemanly Behavior Link
Issue #5 has the Lightbringer face off against another new supervillain, The Gentleman, who is a 400 year old serial killer. His plan is to expose the corruption of Pharos City by... killing some random whore on television? Yeah, his plan makes no fucking sense and he is defeated by getting knocked out with a camera.
This issue also features a subplot about a journalist jumping off a building in a false suicide attempt to get Lightbringer's attention for an interview. He tells her off initially for being journoscum, but later forgives her.
The issue ends with a teaser for the next major villain in the series, the Darkbringer:
This issue also features a strange interlude where Lightbringer helps resolves an issue with the wife of one of his furniture store employees who is being blackmailed.
Issue #6 - Let There Be Darkness Part 1 Link
Issue #6 introduces the arch-nemesis of the Lightbringer named the Darkbringer. The Darkbringer is actually a character from Angel Armor, who was a thief from the city of St. Paul that was granted dark magical power from the central Angel Armor antagonist The Darkness. The events of the third Angel Armor book where this happened are even referenced in this issue. It should also be noted the Lightbringer appeared in the third book as well.
The issue mainly features a fight between Lightbringer and Darkbringer. Like his arch-nemesis, the Darkbringer loves to get philosophical and ramble about how he's actually the good guy with blocks of fucking text.
The issue ends with Louis the Linkara from Angel Armor swooping in to save the Lightbringer from falling.
Yes, there are now two Lewis self-inserts in the comic.
Issue #7 - Let There Be Darkness Part 2 Link
This issue picks up where the previous one ended and has Lewis's two self-inserts, Louis "The Linkara" Williamson and Lightbringer, finally meet.
They team up to fight and defeat Darkbringer.
This issue also features a page that recaps the plot of the Angel Armor books.
Issue # 8 - Quod Sum Eris Link
This issue features a day in the life of Hannah Ments and is told from her perspective.
Lewis actually had a different plan for Issue #8, but decided to rework it and use it later for the 15th issue due to getting negative feedback on his idea.
Issue #9 - Legacy of Chains Part 1 Link
This issue mainly deals with General Werres, who was defeated in Issue #3, going on trial for his crimes.
Lightbringer works to ensure the trial isn't interfered with. He is attacked by new superpowered villains.
Lightbringer later learns that these supervillains are FBI experiments from Code Poet. He argues with her about the ethics of the FBI experimenting on people.
The issue ends teasing the full team of the FBI experiment supervillains.
Issue #10 - Legacy of Chains Part 2 Link
Continuing from the last issue, Lightbringer testifies against General Werres in his trial.
Lightbringer also gets a girlfriend named Sandy by quoting Alan Moore. Sandy was actually introduced in Issue #8, but only as a brief cameo.
Lightbringer fights the villains teased in the previous issue but is outnumbered. The issue ends with Hannah coming to his rescue.
Issue #11 - Legacy of Chains Part 3 Link
There was a hiatus between this issue and the last issue. To hold fans over, Lewis drew some fan service art of Hannah. He even apologizes to his homosexual fans for not having anything for them. Link
The issue opens with Hannah saving the Lightbringer and causing the villains to retreat.
Despite being a focus of the previous two issues, the trial of General Werres is resolved offscreen with some dialogue about him losing.
Lightbringer eventually defeats the villains thanks to one of them, Legato Sin, redeeming herself and helping Lightbringer in exchange for being able to play the piano again.
The issue ends teasing the return of the Darkbringer, who was the leader of the previously defeated villains.
Issue #12 - The Darkness and The Light Link
The Darkbringer returns for revenge, that's pretty much it. After long philosophical rants, Lightbringer defeats Darkbringer.
Lewis gives Darkbringer a new costume and features a page where The Smiling Man recruits the Darkbringer for The Crossoverlord.
Issue #13 - Masks Link
This issue introduces a new antagonist, the Scarlet Baroness, who is a thief. When Lightbringer confronts her, he realizes she is actually his girlfriend Sandy.
Sandy tries to tempt Lightbringer to join her, but he ultimately decides he is a hero and attempts to bring her in for her crimes. She escapes, but is remorseful that they cannot be together, showing that she still loves Carter.
This issue also introduces Hannah's new superhero alter ego Osprey.
Issue #14 - Wanted Link
The issue begins with Lightbringer and Osprey fighting crime while trying to find a serial rapist.
The mayor of Pharos City is upset at Lightbringer's vigilantism and taking the law in his own hands. She demands police chief Eddie Crane to get Lightbringer to turn himself in.
Lightbringer declines working for the government and insists he will continue fighting crime his way. Lightbringer's lawyer also points out that Osprey is a liability because she's perceived as a minor and would have to reveal her secret identity to prove otherwise.
Osprey considers stopping to prevent legal trouble for Lightbringer, but he tells her not to and decides to continue fighting. Lightbringer ignores the order to turn himself in, and delivers the serial rapist to the mayor with his answer. As a result, Lightbringer and Osprey are declared public enemies.
Issue #15 - Death and Taxes Link
Issue #15 is the final issue of The Lightbringer. The plot centers around a controversial play called "Fade to White" returning to Pharos City, which causes a new villain called The White Death to appear in response to the play's return and starts kidnapping people associated with the play.
Lightbringer realizes the White Death is the creator of "Fade to White" Erin Kalla and explains her backstory. She hates the play due to a former Slavers member and fan named Player Big who hit on her, which Erin rejected. As a response, Player Big disguised himself as the Grim Reaper, a character in the play, to murder Erin, resulting in Erin's friend Kelly dying.
Lightbringer and Hannah confront White Death at the play, who wants to kill the actor playing the Grim Reaper as revenge for what Player Big did, which she was also traumatized by. Lightbringer and Hannah manage to talk her down into giving up and turning herself in.
The issue ends with Lightbringer and Hannah questioning White Death's motives and wondering if they have free will, before heading off to continue fighting crime.
This marks the end of The Lightbringer.
It's a miracle the series even has an ending to begin with, as Lewis was not feeling motivated to finish it due to criticism and mockery of his work. In addition to all the critique Lewis received on his own Lightbringer Comic Genesis Forum, The Lightbringer was mocked ruthlessly on Something Awful. Lewis would address Something Awful in a blog post. Link(Archive)
Issue #15 is the subject of a controversy. It took over 2 years to finish this issue, and this was mainly due to the original plans Lewis had for White Death, which was meant to be the original Issue #8 instead of the story about a day in Hannah's life. Rather than having her friend murdered on stage, Lewis's original backstory for the White Death was that she was raped on stage and everyone in the audience thought it was part of the show, which he revealed in the blog post addressed to Something Awful. Lewis also states that the reason he decided to change White Death's backstory was due to visiting feminist sites like Girl-Wonder.org, which made him a feminist, and being told by other people that it was a bad idea.
Someone who Lewis attended college with named Abby also commented on his blog post about how Lewis would talk to Abby's friends about how she didn't like him, even to friends of hers that Lewis had never met, which she found weird.
After getting mocked by Something Awful and having his classmates get weirded out by his creations and behavior, Lewis would stop working on The Lightbringer and move onto a different idea, Atop The Fourth Wall.
On September 30th, 2013, Lewis would announce on his AT4W website in an update post that The Lightbringer was being released into the public domain: Link(Archive)
Lewis is definitely eager to move on and distance himself from The Lightbringer as much as possible. It's even a reason he refuses to review Sonichu, as his track record with webcomics isn't much better than Chris's and it would be hypocritical of him to review Sonichu when he repeats many of its flaws in his own comic, such as poor artwork and overly long textboxes. One more thing, if you call Lewis "The Lightbringer", a joke that was popularized by OneyPlays, he will get very angry.
In addition to his own series, the Lightbringer also would crossover with several other webcomics.
In 2007, a webcomic event known as "The Crossover Wars" was launched: Link(Archive)
Lewis participated in The Crossover Wars by dedicating some Lightbringer pages to Part 3 of the "Super Wars" section of The Crossover Wars: Link(Archive)
The other major crossover the Lightbringer was apart of was The Crossoverlord:
The Crossoverlord was a collaborative project led by Lewis featuring five other webcomic artists. Link
The namesake of The Crossoverlord is Lewis's character, The Smiling Man, a villain introduced in The Lightbringer, which this crossover comic would address. The Smiling Man is an interdimensional serial killer who killed other incarnations of the Lightbringer across the multiverse. Several heroes from across the multiverse would team up to stop the Smiling Man. Lewis's initial idea to defeat the Smiling Man was just the heroes going to an armory and acquiring new tools, which the other contributors felt was too simple of an idea. Lewis's backstory for The Smiling Man's was he wanted revenge for the death of his wife. The other contributors decided to change the ending to the heroes giving The Smiling Man his dead wife's journal which made him give up his pursuit of multidimensional murder as he realizes it's not what she would've wanted.
Despite being the one to originally start the project, and the comic being centered around his character, Lewis would become less involved with it overtime, essentially ditching the other creators to finish it on their own. This is because he was busy creating Atop the Fourth Wall. Lewis also apparently did not inform any of the others that he was working on AT4W at the time, and they only found out about AT4W after accidentally coming across it.
Revolution of the Mask
Revolution of the Mask is another webcomic by Lewis that was released under a group called Brain Scan Studios from 2008-2009. It is a rip-off of Watchmen, The Matrix, and 1984, set in a dystopian world where all individuality is outlawed and everyone is subservient to "The All", meaning they can't deny any requests. As you'd expect from his previous works, Lewis includes implied rape in his comic, probably as some feminist warning message about what the world will become:
Beyond that, the plot mainly involves a government censor being abducted by a group of masked superheroes and joining them to fight against the tyrannical dystopian society. Linkara only managed to release two issues and had to go through three different artists for the comic. It is also no longer available for download and has been abandoned, presumably to focus on AT4W.
Linkara actually had plans to create more at least two more issues of Revolution of the Mask, which he revealed in the same September 30th, 2013, AT4W blog update post where he announced The Lightbringer was public domain:
The only known art from the 3rd and 4th issues of Revolution of the Mask are covers by DeviantArt artist EpicBenjaminJ: Issue #3 Cover Link(Archive) Issue #4 Cover Link(Archive)
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