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- 3 Lut 2013
What if Chris drew religious tracts and other pieces of propaganda?
Would he preach against trolling?
Would he preach against trolling?
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- 3 Lut 2013
Obviously, he'd preach against trolling, showing him as a victim and anyone else being evil and part of a trolling conspiracy. He'd also preach against homosexual since if he is homophobic and associate it with said trolling. Really, it wouldn't be like Jack Chick in art style. He may use hedgehogs as angels and pickles as demons, good guys as his "own" hedgehogs and the bad guys as trolls, jerkops, etc.
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- 3 Lut 2013
All of you keep saying he'd have been laid the right way if he were attractive. No, not really. Chris would probably get flirted with a lot, yes, but he'd have no idea what to do with it and people would just think he's gay for never taking the hint. If you're a guy in this culture, you still have to make the first move. So really, all we'd have is even more rage against the homos.
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- 3 Lut 2013
At least GodJesus are pretty easygoing dudes with beards and not Jack Chick's Dr. Noface:
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- 12 Lut 2013
^ The technical term is SlenderGod, who just so happens to lead an army of weeping angels.
Overall though I guess there would be little difference in quality or coherence. Some of the main targets might be changed (i.e Catholicism to the internet)but it would still be hateful, fearmongering shite
Overall though I guess there would be little difference in quality or coherence. Some of the main targets might be changed (i.e Catholicism to the internet)but it would still be hateful, fearmongering shite
TheCrotchGobbler
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- 8 Mar 2013
One of the first things someone sees when entering the Chris forum is a warning not to A-Log, and a reminder that Chris is not Hitler.
And, of course, he isn't. But what if he was?
Similarities between the two:
-Hatred of Jews (although it's probable that Chris doesn't actually hate Jews, he just wants to have some sort of edgy insult to use against people like Snyder)
-Both not very successful at art (or very good for that matter)
-Both would rule as totalitarian dictators (the main difference being that Hitler actually got a chance to, while Chris only has his comics to dominate)
-Fixation on cartoon characters (Hitler sketched Disney characters)
There are, of course, many differences between the two (the biggest ones being that Chris is too lazy to accomplish a takeover of Branchland Court, let alone the government of a country, and that Chris probably wouldn't organize a genocide unless it was of trolls) but if, somehow, Chris found himself dictator of Germany in 1934, how do you think that period would've gone differently?
And, of course, he isn't. But what if he was?
Similarities between the two:
-Hatred of Jews (although it's probable that Chris doesn't actually hate Jews, he just wants to have some sort of edgy insult to use against people like Snyder)
-Both not very successful at art (or very good for that matter)
-Both would rule as totalitarian dictators (the main difference being that Hitler actually got a chance to, while Chris only has his comics to dominate)
-Fixation on cartoon characters (Hitler sketched Disney characters)
There are, of course, many differences between the two (the biggest ones being that Chris is too lazy to accomplish a takeover of Branchland Court, let alone the government of a country, and that Chris probably wouldn't organize a genocide unless it was of trolls) but if, somehow, Chris found himself dictator of Germany in 1934, how do you think that period would've gone differently?
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- 3 Lut 2013
"The Adventures of BLITZENHOG, the Electric Hedgehog Mouse!
It was just another day in CWCburg, a vibrant community with good Aryan people and average amount of biergartens to chill at. I am the Fuhrer."
It was just another day in CWCburg, a vibrant community with good Aryan people and average amount of biergartens to chill at. I am the Fuhrer."
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- 3 Lut 2013
Clyde Cash would be Winston Churchill and troll Chris.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Then it would be ok to A-log.
random_pickle
kiwifarms.net
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- 21 Lut 2013
In that image from Sonichu above this comment, I still have no idea how Chris pulled off that look where he and Ivy pop out compared to the rest of the page.
http://srtf.deviantart.com/gallery/38838856
This would happen, only with nazis rather than recolors.
For some reason, the Mcdonalds in both Ruckersville and Charlottesville closed down. There isn't another Mcdonalds for miles. How will our favorite manchild cope with such a catastrophe?
I guess that means he would have to
, actually get off his ass and find another eatery. But then again, that's too stressful.
http://srtf.deviantart.com/gallery/38838856
This would happen, only with nazis rather than recolors.
For some reason, the Mcdonalds in both Ruckersville and Charlottesville closed down. There isn't another Mcdonalds for miles. How will our favorite manchild cope with such a catastrophe?
I guess that means he would have to
, actually get off his ass and find another eatery. But then again, that's too stressful.
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- 3 Lut 2013
He would starve. He can't go to Burger King because of TROLLS and he can't go to Wendy's because he was fired.
That or maybe he'd go to Chick Fil A. I'm sure they'd be SUPER welcoming to his tomgirl attire.
That or maybe he'd go to Chick Fil A. I'm sure they'd be SUPER welcoming to his tomgirl attire.
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- 3 Lut 2013
He'd probably switch to Wendy's. They've probably changed management so many times since he was fired that they don't even remember him.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Der Störenfried - Nazi propaganda cartoon. The hedgehog army defeats the evil fox who has entered the forest.
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Hungry Man microwave dinners all the way.
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Hungry Man microwave dinners all the way.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Wendy's would probably still serve him if he was fired, I don't think being fired automatically includes a ban from being a customer at most places. Unfortunately most burgers there now are the "Dave's Hot & Juicy", closer to a Carrows, Culver's, Denny's or other casual-dining burger than the Mickey D's that he loves. BK is full of DANG DIRTY TROLLS, he might get used to places like Bob Evans or Shoney's that are common in the Southeast and roughly the same price as non-Value Menu fast food, but the long wait for freshly made food and the dinner crowds would aggravate him and he'd get banned for hitting on the waitresses.
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- 3 Lut 2013
So? Chris is only lazy when it comes to things that are adult responsibilities. If they closed down his nearest fast food, he'd drive 10, 20, 50 miles each way to the next nearest one - gasoline courtesy of Uncle Sam.random_pickle powiedział(a):
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- 3 Lut 2013
Hitler Chris would throw trolls into cocentration camps along with anything he doesn't like such as the pickle suited man or the homos that he fears. Even the jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh would be thrown in. Other than that, anyone that is in his SS-eque group would be the actual rulers. Hitler Chris would just be too busy doing his own stuff in 1934 Germany to the point that he would stress sigh at doing his duties as a dictator.
If McDonalds closed down, CHris would go to any other fast food place in Ruckersville. Otherwise he'll just eat microwaved foods like Banquet and Hungry Man meals.
If McDonalds closed down, CHris would go to any other fast food place in Ruckersville. Otherwise he'll just eat microwaved foods like Banquet and Hungry Man meals.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Yeah, I used to work for Wendy's. I didn't go to that Wendy's for a few months and when I went back, a few of the employees remembered me but none of the manajerks said anything to me.
He'd start going to other places or he'd start eating all prepackaged food.
Maybe he'd go on Meals on Wheels if he got tired of going out and Barb became exceptionally needy and wanted Chris to be around her at all times. At least they'd start to get healthier meals and more variety in their diets.
He'd start going to other places or he'd start eating all prepackaged food.
Maybe he'd go on Meals on Wheels if he got tired of going out and Barb became exceptionally needy and wanted Chris to be around her at all times. At least they'd start to get healthier meals and more variety in their diets.