Containment What If?

[WonkeyDong]

I suppose this thread is different enough, like, would he clone Barbs or a MHS girl to be his sweetheart?

yeah along those lines, what i said was just an example of what he would use it for

 

[Stratochu]

He would clone and Tiffany Gowen.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

It wouldn't last.

Besides, he lacks business sense. (Hell, he even lacks the etiquette.)

 

[Some JERK]

It would suck.

 

[Segue]

I think I would get that kid who starred in those terrible Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies to play Chris as a little kid. I don't know why, it just looks like it would fit so well.

They would all overrun Charlottesville, and eventually all of Virginia. The state would become a barren wasteland where only Chris' many clones wander aimlessly, struggling to get around in their dirty, crapped briefs. Whispering the words "troll" over and over.

 

[CrusaderKing]

I think there'd be quite a few rebellions when he tried to institute GodBear as the national religion.

 

[garbageraider]

If Chris had a cloning machine, and was rapidly reproducing himself, the United States Air Force would be forced to conduct a nuclear strike on Ruckersville, VA in order to save mankind from certain doom and destruction at the hands of a horde of depraved, autistic manchildren!

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Y'know, thinking about it, at the same time he might be perfect for someone to rule through. Chris doesn't want to do anything himself. Keep him placated with whatever vidya and food he wants (hell, they could even get him a queen), and there would hardly be any problems.

 

[CatParty]

I would go see a cwc snuff film

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

As a guy who lives near a couple of ghettos, and even knows people who live in them I can say he'd probably get robbed since he tends to waste his SSI money on flashy gadgets nobody really needs on that income, and he'd carry that shit around wherever he goes and eventually get held up at least once. He'd then probably scream or cry and try to fight back and possibly get shot or stabbed.

 

[LordCustos3]

"Da kin-- Da king can do as he likes! MMnnnn, yeah."

 

[CWCissey]

I would go see a cwc snuff film

Y'know, thinking about it, at the same time he might be perfect for someone to rule through. Chris doesn't want to do anything himself. Keep him placated with whatever vidya and food he wants (hell, they could even get him a queen), and there would hardly be any problems.

Just like with Louis XVI!

Oh wait...

 

[Duke Nukem]

It would be worse than the zombie apocalypse could ever be. Also, no doomsday prepper/survivalist/militia type could EVER be prepared for this kind of horror, no matter how well thought out their bugout camps are!

he would go under ricardo and his nickname would be the bent bandito. his area of porn would be homosexual scat.

 

[cypocryphy]

Chris's pretty white 18-31 year old co-star is about to pull down his pants....when Marvin walks into the scene in his pickle suit and asks her if she wants to watch "Watchmen" on Blu-ray.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

They would all overrun Charlottesville, and eventually all of Virginia. The state would become a barren wasteland where only Chris' many clones wander aimlessly, struggling to get around in their dirty, crapped briefs. Whispering the words "troll" over and over.

Then we must nuke all of Virginia to end their misery

At least I didn't say that any poor soul that gets touched by Chris will be turned into Chris. All except

 

[CrusaderKing]

Y'know, thinking about it, at the same time he might be perfect for someone to rule through. Chris doesn't want to do anything himself. Keep him placated with whatever vidya and food he wants (hell, they could even get him a queen), and there would hardly be any problems.

Just like with Louis XVI!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... is_XVI.jpg

Oh wait...

I'm thinking more Charles I of England. Or Carlos II of Spain, as someone already mentioned.

 

[Right Back Man]

What if Chris got castrated?

 

[CrusaderKing]

What if Chris got castrated?

He'd have more room in his

Also, he'd be closer to his dream of being a tomgirl

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris got castrated?

No one would notice. Especially Chris.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What if Chris tried to learn an instrument? Too much effort, but then again, if he can spend several hours building Lego sets, he can spend time learning an instrument.