Containment What If?

[Pikimon]

Id lived in a ghetto (Cambodiatown in Long Beach) and I can tell you first hand that he would get stabbed really quick. Plus he'd be infinitely fatter because low-income areas are saturated in fast-food places.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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[caffeinated_wench]

He wouldn't last. I'd give him three days at best. A few hours if he's particularly unlucky.

 

[soIregistered]

Plus he'd be infinitely fatter because low-income areas are saturated in fast-food places.

That's all he eats now, could it get any worse?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Plus he'd be infinitely fatter because low-income areas are saturated in fast-food places.

That's all he eats now, could it get any worse?

This is Chris, so...

Yes. Yes, it could.

 

[Linako 2.0]

at a young age, all the kids won't take his bullshit. all the bullying would eventually mold him into a fat wigga thing and just be another ghetto white guy...who likes pokemon

 

[CWCissey]

Re: What if a movie based off Chris came to the theaters?

I could see a lifetime movie of Chris's life being made, that white washes all his bad points.

That's a looooooooooooooooot of white washing.

It's Lifetime. They have no concept of integrity in true stories.

Wasn't that stupid Cyberbully thing a Lifetime movie?

 

[CatParty]

Cyberbully was abcfamily

 

[CWCissey]

Cyberbully was abcfamily

Aah.

Either way it was total shit.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

The guy who played Jeffry Dahmer in the 2007 movie Dahmer would be a perfect choice. Also the movie would have to have a CG animated Sonichu that only the character of Chris can see and hear voiced by Steve Buscemi.

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

He'd tag a building with a Sonichu head... right next to an actual gang's tag thinking it was a community graffiti wall. Said gang would feel threatened by "Big Yellow", later on see a heavyset guy wearing the Sonichu bling, and take him out.

 

[Chrysterectomy]

He might have ended up better off than he is now tbh.

 

[Mourning Dove]

He may turn into a wigger. But most likely he'd end up shot/dead.

 

[spaps]

Somebody would pop a cap in his ass faster than you can say 'JULAY.'

 

[WonkeyDong]

he would go under ricardo and his nickname would be the bent bandito. his area of porn would be homosexual scat.

he would probobly make many clones of himself only using his "navy" and then have his own autistic army of horribly deformed versions of himself

 

[CatParty]

Its on the first page. Like literally a couple threads down.

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=3091

 

[Pikonic]

Mods, just make CatParty a Jerkop or Jerkhief so he can merge threads.

 

[Judge Holden]

Its on the first page. Like literally a couple threads down.

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=3091

To be fair that thread did not specify a "machine" so to speak.

Mods, just make CatParty a Jerkop or Jerkhief so he can merge threads.

No fucking way! pumaman is not worthy of being a mod.

Now if he changes his avatar to Vadinio then maybe we can discuss it...

 

[Pikonic]

I suppose this thread is different enough, like, would he clone Barbs or a MHS girl to be his sweetheart?

 

[alex_theman]

The call sign would be CAP (Christan Appropriate Programing) and it would air infomercials and religous fair, plus syndicate a lot of (EI) programing