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- 10 Maj 2014
He'd end up burning down the house again.
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris spontaneously combusted?
feedtheoctopus
kiwifarms.net
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- 30 Kwi 2016
What if Chris started getting really into stoner metal?
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- 9 Gru 2015
His last actions would be to stress sigh, shit his pants, and then do nothing.
What if Chris was a Witcher?
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- 1 Lip 2014
Almost everyone else would doubt his authenticity, no matter how many times he sang about the crossroads.
normankrasner
kiwifarms.net
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- 22 Lut 2014
what if Chris started a fraternity during his 5 years at PVCC?
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- 16 Mar 2014
Et si Chris était un Parisien?
feedtheoctopus
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 30 Kwi 2016
o my sweetheart left me
my sweetheart left me
left me for a man named clyde
so now i'm here at these crossroads
here at these crossroads tonight
now i ain't got no money
so i go and beg on the web
no i ain't got no money
and i'm in crushing debt
my cat sure does love me
but that just ain't enough
i need a pretty sweetheart
to build from the ground up
so now i'm here at these crossroads
and my whole life just ain't right
now i'm here at these crossroads
singing them sonichu blues tonight
(To the tune of Robert Johnson's Me And The Devil Blues)
Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 5 Cze 2016
Stoner metal would lose its appeal.
What if Chris was in one of those WWE TLC matches at Wrestlemania and got speared by Edge off the ladder through a table?
feedtheoctopus
kiwifarms.net
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- 30 Kwi 2016
>Not listening to Dopesmoker on repeat for a week straight.
Then again, Chris doesn't smoke weed, so I think that's his major problem right there. The sheer religious ecstasy of that riff would be utterly lost on him.
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris lived with Oscar the Grouch?
feedtheoctopus
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 30 Kwi 2016
He kind of already does
shecameforcwc
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 10 Maj 2016
What if Chris turned into a lesbian soul because of the "Advice" Phil have to him, telling him to be more open minded?
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris ate himself to death?
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- 6 Kwi 2015
Cover him in Mcdonalds Grease and he might actually do this.
What if Chris and Barb went on a road trip around the country?
feedtheoctopus
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 30 Kwi 2016
A more autistic version of that movie Into The Wild, where Chris doesn't "find himself" and have beautiful experiences but just complains and plays on his 3DS all day.
Alternatively, a more autistic version of this album. Without the sincerity and sweetness and with more bitterness, arguing, and stops at Mcdonald's.
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris groped Hillary Clinton?
feedtheoctopus
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 30 Kwi 2016