Containment What If?

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris took Jar Jar's role in The Phantom Menace?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris took Jar Jar's role in The Phantom Menace?

II and III wouldn't exists as the movie would gross out child audiences (that they were trying to get)

 

[DykesDykesChina]

what if Chris started a fraternity during his 5 years at PVCC?

ΚΩΚ

 

[MrJakeTerror]

what if Chris started a fraternity during his 5 years at PVCC?

Basically Omega Mu from Revenge of the Nerds if they all had penises.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a character in Overwatch?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris murdered Barb?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a character in Overwatch?

All of his attacks would consist of stress-sighing, shitting his pants, and doing nothing.

What if Chris uses extensive amounts of gamma radiation to try to cure his Autism?

 

[Guy Smiley]

What if Chris uses extensive amounts of gamma radiation to try to cure his Autism?

It would have no effect - He's already the Incredible Sulk.

 

[Mr Zero]

What if one day Chris makes a video where he reveals he was never autistic and this whole time he was just the worlds best troll.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if one day Chris makes a video where he reveals he was never autistic and this whole time he was just the worlds best troll.

He'd wake up.

What if Chris tried to join ISIS?

 

[Mr Zero]

What if Chris tried to join ISIS?

People like Chris are the reason ISIS wants to destroy the west.

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if one day Chris makes a video where he reveals he was never autistic and this whole time he was just the worlds best troll.

He did, seven years ago.

Spoiler: If you're too lazy to follow the link

It didn't stick.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris murdered Barb?

Chris already did. When he didn't want the spaghetti Barb made about 16 years ago.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Ben-Hur?

Spoiler

Charlton WESTON Chandler

 

[Garfieldchu]

He'd be running over people during the chariot race.

What if Chris found a boyfriend-free girl, 18-current age, white, non-smoker, thin, D cup, non-troll, etc that wanted him to make her into a sweetheart from the ground up, but she was an XBox fangirl and supporter of Sonic Boom?

 

[CWCissey]

He'd be running over people during the chariot race.

What if Chris found a boyfriend-free girl, 18-current age, white, non-smoker, thin, D cup, non-troll, etc that wanted him to make her into a sweetheart from the ground up, but she was an XBox fangirl and supporter of Sonic Boom?

He'd be wary of her and declare her a troll.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a tomato?

 

[Somar]

What if Cole and MovieBob worked together on a review?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if all of Chris's toys came to life a la Toy Story and they started trolling him?

 

[Barley]

What if all of Chris's toys came to life a la Toy Story and they started trolling him?

He would melt them and put that liquid in a woman-shaped mold to create a new sex doll to hump as punishment for their trolling attempts.

What if Chris went on a hunger strike to trick kiwis and other followers into giving him the money for his sex change operation?