Containment What If?

[PvtRichardCranium]

I want to punch Chris in his face so nobody would recognize him then he wouldn't be able to get his and then he'd die of starvation and lack of vidya.

Then when Chris went to hell Satan would kick him out for being too evil.

 

[LM 697]

Be civil. Any A-Logging will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.
Be civil. Any A-Logging will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.
Be civil. Any A-Logging will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.
Be civil. Any A-Logging will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.
Be civil. Any A-Logging will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wouldn't try.

I'd poke him like the Pilsbury Doughboy though.

The question I have though is this: What would they repossess?

 

[Count groudon]

I have a feeling if I punch him anywhere my fist will either slide off his greasy skin, or my fist will be consumed by his body of pure fat

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

I would punch him in the A-log.

 

[Bob's Fries]

This emoticon sums up this thread:

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

I don't want to punch him

I want to punch so hard he separates the chaos emerald energy from the pokemon and he loses his powers and was never born so he knows the pain of Sailor Meg-Tune's loss that's she had to endure recently.

She and I have spoken about this at great length and we agree it's best, even if it means would have never happened.

That sounds like a task for HULK HOGAN!!!!!

also

The question I have though is this: What would they repossess?

Everything, in the hope that they'll be able to get $1000 out of it combined after cleaning everything up...

 

[CatParty]

He does shop at those rent to buy places like rent a center and fingerhut.

 

[Judge Holden]

As this is the realm of the hypothetical and hyperbollically derranged (and also because I am bored at this present moment), I think we should start a chain of Moral Dilemmas based around our beloved manchild and his antics. I will ask you what your course of action will be in a certain moral dilemma and you respond, then ask another for someone else to answer.

To start off I will ask this

Would you allow Chris to use you for hanky panky if it saved CatParty's life?

 

[Picklepower]

North korean Tv announcer: "This poor woman has been affected harshly by American Capitalism. This is how 85% of Americans live. Her mother became enlarged greatly, after eating her 2 previous children. And her father helped the South's puppet regime, great shame is upon people such as these. And now new footage of grand general Kim Jong Un inspecting another grocery store."


I could see a Middle Eastern propaganda program mistaking Chris for, a popular homosexual, American blogger. Imagine some radical Islamic scholar on Tv: "Look at this!, he is making love to his rubber boyfriend! and shouting, how sickening."

I would let him give me oral, to save Catparty, would that be good enough?

*note to self NEVER EVER search Oral on Bing images ever again.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Well, he would treat it the same way he treated The Lumberjack's death.... as a way to improve his tugboat.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Only if Chris bathed, went to therapy, and cut his duck off.

Chris treating me like Kimmi is the stuff of nightmares.

 

[FearfulJesuit]

His campaign would need to drop millions on a single mom and her kids to pose as his family (because nobody wants a bachelor president). God help that woman if he wins.

He can carry on James Buchanan's proud tradition of incompetent presidents in transparent closets.

Would you let Chris treat you like Kimmi if it meant world peace?

 

[Pikonic]

Are we talking one time here or for the rest of his life?

 

[Picklepower]

Chris would start the Autistic Freedom party, imagine him in the 3rd party candidate debate, having to argue against a dang dirty socialist.

 

[Pikonic]

Well, he would treat it the same way he treated The Lumberjack's death.... as a way to improve his tugboat.

…how?

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

RIP CatParty.

 

[Judge Holden]

Are we talking one time here or for the rest of his life?

Once, in missionary position.

Tonguing is not needed but eye contact must be maintained

 

[Pikonic]

Are we talking one time here or for the rest of his life?

Once, in missionary position.

Tonguing is not needed but eye contact must be maintained

Ok I'll do it, but CatParty owes me big.

Now, Holden, I ask you. Would you brutally kill Chris to get RiffTrax live to air where you are?

 

[Judge Holden]

Now, Holden, I ask you. Would you brutally kill Chris to get RiffTrax live to air where you are?

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I would ritually sacrifice Chris and every single one of you to Y'golonac and keep butchering till I am the only man alive who knows the name "Christian Weston Chandler" if it would get rifftrax live in bristol.